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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:46 PM Author: plum new version wrinkle I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they mention getting Brazilian waxes, then I triangulate where they are likely to hang out based on their dinner/club reviews, then I find them, kino, and BAM smooth-as-fuck pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371764) |
Date: September 21st, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Histrionic Bisexual Church Building No fuckin way that is awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371783) |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:49 PM Author: Self-absorbed stimulating rigor 180 triangulation skills bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371803) |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:51 PM Author: primrose toaster DAT BIG DATA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371824) |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:57 PM Author: plum new version wrinkle I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I can mimic their interests based on their extensive yelp reviews. it is ridiculous, connection is so deep that the first-night fuck is pretty much guaranteed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371892) |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:58 PM Author: primrose toaster what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and u lose ur edge? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371898) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle still requires DAT human touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371951) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:04 AM Author: primrose toaster not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur currently doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371963) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:06 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371978) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algorithm that shows a rough percentage likelihood of being in a given place on a given date based on data she has poasted to social media. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372088) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSSY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372106) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself but that does not mean you cant use it to get around a lot more easily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372156) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM Author: primrose toaster this
it should also be able to generate the likelihood that they are dtf based on other publicaly available variables |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in profile, piercings, atheist/agnostic, steampunk/alt/hipster....etc.
also screens out women who keep all their social media posts private. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM Author: primrose toaster yes, instagram will be invaluable here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372188) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372193) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programmer wearing an oversized Hilfiger polo and khakis fresh from the dryer lurching alongside a hot honey, hurridly shoving his phone into his pocket while she thinks she catches a glimpse of her yelp profile up on the screen, and saying, "you have been to this club three times in the past two months, have you not? I am also aware that you enjoyed your Brazilian wax from the salon." and then going home to RAGE on PUA forums that this method is bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372194) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond 9459435209432504
*Mike Judge taking notes furiously for Silicon Valley* |
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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:27 AM Author: up-to-no-good balding piazza party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26385761) |
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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:48 AM Author: up-to-no-good balding piazza party of the first part still lolling @ this
*smiles sheepishly*
"are you jen87?"
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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:21 PM Author: henna irradiated ticket booth digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#27047498) |
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Date: December 26th, 2015 11:45 AM Author: Medicated Frisky Macaca Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#29456164) |
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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:14 AM Author: fragrant violent chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26706469) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM Author: magenta cuck (SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372107) |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:52 PM Author: laughsome sienna box office NSA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371834) |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:53 PM Author: Talented Cordovan Orchestra Pit Stock Car that's rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371842) |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:55 PM Author: plum new version wrinkle something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense: can't be asking for it much more clearly than to get a Brazilian. implied consent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371867) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random clubs/bars they review and show up at one of them each weekend? doesn't seem very likely to land a hit.
idk man this is pretty suspect...I see a lot of flaws in this method. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:01 AM Author: primrose toaster (FATAL FLAW masterman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371933) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:02 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371945) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM Author: primrose toaster just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371957) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle (roy hobbs to my wilford brimly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371973) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:07 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond highly-doobsian. I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371984) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle not random. I can't give away full details but let's just say I triangulate.
state ur flaws and if I can without pulling back the curtain too much, I'll gladly answer. it doesn't have the mass marketability of the LICK msg but no reason other bros couldn't create their own workable methods |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed some 5+ bars/restaurants/clubs, and might not even go out every weekend. seems like it would take a while.
unless you really do full on doobsian FB-stalker shit like fratty was talking about. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:09 AM Author: violent parlor faggotry dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doobs" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372004) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canned icebreaker or do you "subtly" try to ninja your way over to them and introduce yourself in a chill, fratty, natural way? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372007) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on monster. these are HIGHLY TAILORED approaches based on my research. If I see a chick at a chill cocktail lounge with the girls, well I know they have tried similar places in the past, and this chick loves drinks with whisky, but she went with some friends to some louder clubs a couple weekends ago and didn't like them, so its *walks up with my whisky cocktail* "hey this is a great place isn't it? much better than those douchy clubs like _____ where you can't hear anyone talk. and the drinks are amazing, I've been really into whisky stuff lately like this ____" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372094) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time. 180 if not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372123) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:13 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have with yelp. they have HUNDREDS of DETAILED reviews. think of the level of narcissism it takes to basically tell the world "this lady did a great job of making my PUSSY SILKY SMOOTH so I can go take HOT COCK." and yes it does require in-depth profiling and research -- "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art -- but rest assured this is no different from any dood trying to work a girl he wants to fuck |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:15 AM Author: primrose toaster how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has also posted yelp reviews of tattoo parlours? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372053) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse but I like the way you think and may incorporate some fake tats into my regimen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372118) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond " "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art"
tyft
well brother I applaud your efforts and the method does seem to have some novelty. I don't think it would be for me since I like fucking fat chicks from okc for minimal effort, but to each his own.
pretty clever if you aren't full of shit. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews, doesn't that make tracking them down even harder? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372110) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM Author: violent parlor faggotry look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and actually remember what dozens of them look like, sure this could work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26371999) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM Author: laughsome sienna box office LINK to some reviews? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372008) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient to teach you to fish, but if you want to also find some good fishing grounds, then google your city + yelp + Brazilian wax. be aware, fishing takes patience. you will find there will be many "nibbles" on ur pole that turn out to be old boots, tires, logs, other bros' lines, etc. but keep fishing and eventually you'll land something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372157) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM Author: magenta cuck This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving him semantics. A prophet will never be accepted in his homeland. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372196) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:34 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle b-b-but AUTOMATION btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautiful pussy |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:38 AM Author: magenta cuck The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372254) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM Author: fragrant violent chapel my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia and $1 tacos!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372204) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:33 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. although....I guess that wouldn't be uncommon come to think of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372219) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM Author: fragrant violent chapel another important point: this method only works on people who are female and post lots of yelp reviews, including one of a bikini wax (harrison) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372229) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle I know jesus fucking christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372236) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:36 AM Author: violent parlor faggotry wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372239) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond (faggot)
not many reviews are of the "we come here every x night for the y dollar zs!!" variety.
but ...I guess...he could....target....you know what stfu. JUST STFU.
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:41 AM Author: Out-of-control fortuitous meteor generalized bond guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. im still way ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26372922) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:59 AM Author: plum new version wrinkle Self-confirmed not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2)#26373565) |
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"Jessica is wonderful. She's such a sweet person, who really cares about her clients. My brazilian waxes have all been fantastic. I have had literally nothing grow back in almost 2 weeks, and no ingrown hairs. And, the process itself is really not that terrible (coming from someone who has no pain tolerance). She talks to you the whole time to distract you, and while she's quick, she's also thorough. No stray hairs left. Unlike the praised Tammy at Polished, Jessica is thorough and her services are absolutely worth the money. And, it's very easy to book here! Highly recommended." |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 9:32 PM Author: bateful tan pervert striped hyena * plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee shop *
* pulls out iPhone and starts loudly talking to self *
"Waddup bro!"
"Hell yeah I caught the game last night. But hold up! Hold up! Have you tried that new Italian joint at the corner of 9th and Pearson?"
"Dawwwg. Dawwwg. C'mon man. You haven't lived. Listen, forget the game tonight. Try the spot. Have a glass of Malbec and you gotta try their Pannacotta. You gotta. To die for."
"I said forget the game tonight. Try the spot."
"You know what? Go fuck yourself! If you ain't a foodie fuck off!"
* throws down phone and abruptly leers at girl *
"Me? I'm a foodie. You ever try that frozen custard spot five blocks down?"
"Yeah yea that's the one. Only one word: orgasmic. right?"
"How bout that French bakery run by that Jap couple?"
"Oh you know it too? 'Who can have just one chocolate croissant when they're staring at you by the register.' Am I right?"
"What's that? Naw, we don't know each other. but I think we're having a foodie moment here."
"What? Alright. But real quick. Have you tried that sushi spot in our city that bourdain visited?"
"Why? I'm just asking. I'm feeling something special like your the kind of girl who would."
"How bout that new joint with the Hong Kong toast?"
"See! See! That's what I'm talking about. This is kooky we got sum thin real deep here."
"How bout those Macaroons at the corner of 37th and Jefferson?"
"I said I'm just asking already! We got a connection."
"I mean the new Ramen spot. 'The gold standard.' right?"
"Wait! This is how I talk with everybody!"
"I said I'm just asking already!"
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