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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254482) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: rusted stimulating stag film circlehead The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488201) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: Cyan vengeful menage generalized bond Easy neg, just say she's your sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488274) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Bistre principal's office Post a pic of sis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488282) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489387) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Aphrodisiac hyperventilating market nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489395) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489665) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: startled high-end parlor MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange. She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth. Easily the most rational explanation. What exactly are you driving at, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Brass big nursing home I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Turquoise galvanic station coffee pot "MUCH more likely" tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499062) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: Aphrodisiac hyperventilating market well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. 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Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff. But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically. And no Im not Box. I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine. What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it. My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497431) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: Bistre principal's office good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497438) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: Nubile hominid 180 this thread is delivering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497439) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: Soggy lay partner I BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497503) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: Ivory Range Legend describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498400) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Wine library toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498967) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: orange laughsome regret there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497745) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497936) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: Ivory Range Legend i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her. the baby? ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498296) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: Topaz Charismatic lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498311) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Aphrodisiac hyperventilating market underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499834) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM Author: Apoplectic Vigorous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503001) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Pale address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597595) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: House-broken multi-billionaire itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498397) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: startled high-end parlor So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498496) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Brass big nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498509) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: House-broken multi-billionaire hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498716) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498807) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: House-broken multi-billionaire been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499051) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Pale address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597598) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Exciting Emerald Degenerate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498543) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Disturbing indirect expression double fault If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498514) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: multi-colored burgundy genital piercing Can I please have my dildo back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498540) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone nighttime goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498578) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Nubile hominid 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498661) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: Heady avocado ticket booth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498671) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Provocative Sticky Lettuce Legal Warrant 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499459) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Turquoise galvanic station coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500671) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: Maize Flirting Preventive Strike This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498688) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Yellow cruel-hearted roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498802) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: Provocative Sticky Lettuce Legal Warrant that was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499461) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: mentally impaired cruise ship brethren This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502266) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: rusted stimulating stag film circlehead UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow. My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!" She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch. "Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me. I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc. She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit. And she ran off upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498881) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: Thriller Gay Public Bath Shitlib Nicely slow-played, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498888) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: bearded tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498900) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498934) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: Nubile hominid 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498939) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Thriller Gay Public Bath Shitlib OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit? Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Thriller Gay Public Bath Shitlib I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: startled high-end parlor I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: Mauve Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: up-to-no-good Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: startled high-end parlor Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Wine library toaster u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: Bistre principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: startled high-end parlor I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Pale address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: startled high-end parlor This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: startled high-end parlor Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Pale address Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Mauve Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Bistre principal's office Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author:  really tough guy "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Bistre principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: startled high-end parlor Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: up-to-no-good gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author:  really tough guy Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Ivory Range Legend Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: 180 lodge doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: lime bearded business firm french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: fighting Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Pale address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: Apoplectic Vigorous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Pale address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: Supple Pozpig Brunch lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: Turquoise galvanic station coffee pot Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: up-to-no-good TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: Provocative Sticky Lettuce Legal Warrant the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Pale address JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Heady avocado ticket booth op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: pink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author: Orchid famous landscape painting clown How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: pink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: bearded tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: tantric jet-lagged piazza God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Khaki harsh site What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Supple Pozpig Brunch anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: rusted stimulating stag film circlehead UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: Provocative Sticky Lettuce Legal Warrant cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: Mauve Telephone lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Wine library toaster Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499497) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499509) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Passionate Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499515) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: Sick Get help Doobs/Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499894) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: Grizzly shivering den incel more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499911) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: Grizzly shivering den incel motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499897) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: rusted stimulating stag film circlehead UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP http://imgur.com/v85MYKO Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502892) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Bistre principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502900) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author: Thirsty Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502973) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author:  really tough guy She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". HOLY SHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: Sepia demanding locale please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: Elite Chestnut Digit Ratio Nowag Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: Deranged skinny woman travel guidebook yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: orange laughsome regret she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Apoplectic Vigorous please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: know-it-all state "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author:  really tough guy "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: Shaky Gaming Laptop I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: slimy crackhouse knife go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author: blue UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: rusted stimulating stag film circlehead (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: blue (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: rusted stimulating stag film circlehead sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Hell WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: Shaky Gaming Laptop I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: Ivory Range Legend ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: Shaky Gaming Laptop Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: blue To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: Turquoise galvanic station coffee pot And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Ivory Range Legend nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Turquoise galvanic station coffee pot Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Turquoise galvanic station coffee pot This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: blue It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: aquamarine background story yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Turquoise galvanic station coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: startled high-end parlor Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503160) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: Histrionic shimmering corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503537) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Deranged skinny woman travel guidebook real update, plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503170) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy immigrant Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503323) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503473) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: startled high-end parlor Post 600! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: honey-headed hissy fit you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: twisted pocket flask they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: electric wrinkle You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: rusted stimulating stag film circlehead FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author:  really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: House-broken multi-billionaire youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: House-broken multi-billionaire that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Hideous mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: contagious pearl church karate cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: House-broken multi-billionaire also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author:  canary Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: House-broken multi-billionaire sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: contagious pearl church karate def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: slimy crackhouse knife this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: bearded tanning salon cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Olive concupiscible stead it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! 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Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: opaque party of the first part OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Thriller Gay Public Bath Shitlib The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: Shaky Gaming Laptop Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author:  gold ape chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author:  sickened electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: Turquoise galvanic station coffee pot I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Disturbing indirect expression double fault You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: lime bearded business firm french chef This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Cyan vengeful menage generalized bond 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author:  rigpig brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author: Twinkling domesticated 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author:  poppy dragon This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author:  gold ape chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author: Mustard violent fat ankles Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author:  seedy friendly grandma organic girlfriend i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author: Yellow cruel-hearted roommate "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author:  canary Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: Olive concupiscible stead love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. 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OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: multi-colored burgundy genital piercing Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: territorial gas station roast beef ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: startled high-end parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: Shaky Gaming Laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Wine library toaster The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: Hairless cracking athletic conference no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: maniacal hall messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author: Yellow cruel-hearted roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author: Hilarious http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: Abnormal cordovan hunting ground native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author:  fantasy-prone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Wine library toaster Not flame. 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Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author:  idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: Talented pervert property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: Walnut affirmative action pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: sadistic cuckoldry 4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: Costumed Mint Fortuitous Meteor Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989822) Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: peach arrogant office weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#37046584) Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: Slate filthy national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38256413) Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: kink-friendly insecure set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38257003) Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM Author:  canary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38974406) Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: maniacal hall messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40152879) Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author: well-lubricated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40510638) Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM Author: Translucent ungodly mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40518112) Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM Author:  canary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40582879) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: Motley parlour mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084600) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Crawly Rigor Happy early Columbus Day to you too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084634) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM Author:  cocky where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084602) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM Author: Charcoal codepig TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963692) Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: Costumed Mint Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43244384) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM Author: Haunting quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963677) Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM Author:  canary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254123) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM Author: Fuchsia Hospital Cuck So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254567) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM Author:  The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author:  Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Costumed Mint Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author: Very tactful black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  hot blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  sound barrier alpha fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Salmon pistol Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author:  Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: Very tactful black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309181) Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM Author:  ultramarine nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49346769) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author: Very tactful black One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: Passionate Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author:  dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author:  puce Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author: Blathering Unhinged This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author:  hot blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author:  sound barrier alpha best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: Comical space factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author:  carmine My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905960) Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: Walnut affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46911844) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM Author:  Painfully Honest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962930) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM Author: Walnut affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962948) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962972) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: Milky elastic band DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962933) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: Very tactful black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962936) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM Author: Costumed Mint Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46963013) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM Author: Greedy place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193545) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM Author: outnumbered hyperactive windowlicker I was thinking about this thread earlier today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193551) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: rusted stimulating stag film circlehead I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194098) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: Passionate Chapel good work, i remember this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194099) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM Author:  sickened electric furnace Almost that time of year again ⛵️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330062) Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM Author:  This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49346566) Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Catalina Smiles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49533771)