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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
| yellow razzle-dazzle immigrant | 04/24/15 |
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| yellow razzle-dazzle immigrant | 05/16/16 |
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| sable exciting internal respiration | 12/28/16 |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: yellow razzle-dazzle immigrant It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Coiffed Chest-beating New Version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Passionate bat-shit-crazy public bath mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Marvelous amber institution therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: stubborn legend did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: adventurous elastic band "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: brass temple (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Lake piazza "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: glassy indecent base turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: smoky national security agency office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Cheese-eating filthy theater stage giraffe (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: yellow razzle-dazzle immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: bistre sex offender who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: yellow razzle-dazzle immigrant Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: bistre sex offender whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: yellow razzle-dazzle immigrant CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: spectacular chartreuse stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Histrionic International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: sable exciting internal respiration "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: spectacular chartreuse stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Bipolar puppy abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Razzle Twinkling Uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49414142) |