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NeumanMorgenste has some great poasts, but often comes off as real tryhard

just play it cool bro
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
Brother, let me help you: I poast because I love the bort an...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
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  07/24/15
you're the one bargin' on in here, assuming that i think you...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
I poast because I have an extraordinary respect for the plat...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
really surprised you're getting this mad. didn't think my op...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
Brother, I'm not "mad" at you. But I think poasts...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
you sure do seem to be engaging in the unwanted attention w/...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
You've never seen me engage in something with gusto. Don't ...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
i thought a gentleman such as you, engaged as you are in the...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
The greats are sensitive.
Maniacal olive trust fund tank
  07/24/15
Brother, for I think the third time, you've tried to assign ...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
the arguments of your post would impel you to 'move on'. als...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
Okay brother. Have a good night. Feel free to jump in with...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
(NYT critic explaining to the author what he actually means)
Frum point round eye
  07/24/15
You just don't get it and you probably never will. It's simp...
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  07/24/15
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Pearly stage
  07/24/15
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Pearly stage
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doobsian fat ankles pocket flask
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180
Nofapping windowlicker rehab
  07/24/15
*flips over table* YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
doobsian fat ankles pocket flask
  07/24/15
take 'er easy
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
*Restrained by nearby pumos* "I'm ok...I'm fine...al...
doobsian fat ankles pocket flask
  07/24/15
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Pearly stage
  07/24/15
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hairraiser property feces
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Yeah bro, because I need another 40 threads from some mental...
Frum point round eye
  07/24/15
ARE Reptile should get credit for the amount of research he ...
doobsian fat ankles pocket flask
  07/24/15
I love that guy. He's just giving it 110% all day every day....
Frum point round eye
  07/24/15
undoubtedly, he does some great work. he also throws a lot o...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
Brother, perhaps you should just walk away. Sent from my ...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
Like Estrada, twist, tennisdood, Watchmen, solzy, myself, mc...
Maniacal olive trust fund tank
  07/24/15
i'd group him more with the likes to tbf or some others that...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
you need to grow a fucking beard man
Maniacal olive trust fund tank
  07/24/15
gonna stand by it. my critique of his posting style is not i...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
The idea that you compare him to a "rigid" shtick ...
Maniacal olive trust fund tank
  07/24/15
(bro shitting all over Beethoven for his 8th Symphony)
Frum point round eye
  07/24/15
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Mint library karate
  07/25/15
This is the lamest fucking bullshit excuse from low content ...
Maniacal olive trust fund tank
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doobsian fat ankles pocket flask
  07/24/15
hmm. i guess. i do love him at his best
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
I'm going to do you a favor and not bump this thread again. ...
Frum point round eye
  07/24/15
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sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
i'm also shocked that you consider me good. thought i was a ...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
you impressed me in the law firm draft thread
Maniacal olive trust fund tank
  07/24/15
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Mint library karate
  07/25/15
*jumps over the railing wearing a mask and rushes into the r...
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  07/24/15
ljl 180 Sent from my Iridium
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
180
Awkward indigo church sound barrier
  07/25/15
*Sits next to Mean Jean Okerlund* OH MY GOD! DID YOU S...
doobsian fat ankles pocket flask
  07/25/15
CRIMINALLY underrated.
sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
THIS
sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
*enters from the other side of the ring* *rushes in and d...
Translucent alcoholic plaza brethren
  07/25/15
NM is a genius. He uses the board as a creative outlet, a...
gold startling coffee pot location
  07/24/15
I think the issue is that our brother the OP can't conceive ...
Frum point round eye
  07/24/15
...
gold startling coffee pot location
  07/24/15
i'm certainly not immune to that craving, which does make it...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
You continue to try to pick at the bones of this thread rath...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
This is my thread, dawg. I never agreed to move on.
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
It's my thread now. Sent from my Iridium
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
You certainly have put on a performance
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
Correct. So thanks for the opportunity. Sent from my Iri...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
nice edit. you're certainly not concerned with appearances
big azure parlor codepig
  07/25/15
Grow a beard.
sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
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sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
*Standing outside, throwing rocks at the window* COME OUT...
doobsian fat ankles pocket flask
  07/25/15
his hyper defensive presence in this thread is making me que...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
Brother, you're a poasting vibe killer. Sent from my Irid...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
thought you had moved on, my man
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
No, now I'm tracking each of your poasts, "my man,"...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
i thought you just poasted to express your art, w/o involvem...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
No, absolutely not. You've uncovered the hidden cynicism be...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
from criticism, truth. see this was a worthwhile thread afte...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
Listen, if you want to continue this, let's take it to the g...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
nah, i'm str8 w/ it
big azure parlor codepig
  07/24/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2519761&mc=3...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
Brother, there is nothing more bush league than attacking so...
sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
idk man. my op was pretty soft by the standards of an anonym...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/25/15
This is scholarship.
sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
ITT Proof NM is TBF
bipolar senate
  07/24/15
I'm not To Be Fair. This is the only account I have. I've ...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
why are u so verbose faggot. shorten ur poasts
Bateful burgundy ticket booth hairy legs
  07/24/15
You want to fight? Let's fucking do this. Sent from my I...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
Hey man don't let this fluffer get to you bro. He ain't shit...
jade cumskin dopamine
  07/24/15
I'm going to fight him in the goddamn fight thread. Sent ...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
In seriousness, one of the things I've noticed during my tim...
Pearly stage
  07/24/15
The easiest poast of all is the poast generally criticizing ...
gold startling coffee pot location
  07/24/15
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Pearly stage
  07/24/15
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sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
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sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
Some poasters a really beyond salvation.
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  07/25/15
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doobsian fat ankles pocket flask
  07/25/15
this would've been like a 20 poast thread if you hadn't roll...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/25/15
To be fair, Wtf bro I'm offended.
cerebral harsh private investor
  07/24/15
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Pearly stage
  07/24/15
To be fair, To clarify: On NM's behalf.
cerebral harsh private investor
  07/24/15
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doobsian fat ankles pocket flask
  07/25/15
at least hes not pumo
Violent idiot
  07/24/15
Anyone who contributes creative content is subject to this s...
Laughsome nubile roast beef
  07/24/15
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zombie-like pale resort tattoo
  07/24/15
You certain that he's one of us? I mean. . .I'm not sayin...
doobsian fat ankles pocket flask
  07/25/15
*Stops dead in tracks* *Has epiphany* *Falls to knees, tea...
sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
that's capital "He" to you faggot
insecure trip house
  07/25/15
...
sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
(guy who is unfamiliar with attidood's body of work)
Soggy Brunch
  07/25/15
hes got this schtick where he alterates between gay fairy po...
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  07/25/15
presumably as a magical being a fairy would naturally posses...
Motley National Security Agency
  07/25/15
to be more specific, his language alternates between that of...
fantasy-prone razzmatazz macaca wrinkle
  07/25/15
Joyce had a schtick too
floppy mad-dog skullcap
  07/25/15
NM: in yellow jersey OP: old man in blue http://www.gfycat...
Mint library karate
  07/25/15
Devastating.
sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
first 100 poast thread
big azure parlor codepig
  07/25/15
(surveys the smoldering battlefield, the embers of our falle...
Chest-beating telephone haunted graveyard
  07/25/15
nukes this HERETICAL thread from orbit.
iridescent pontificating partner
  07/25/15
in light of events itt, i'd like to change my op: NM has ...
big azure parlor codepig
  07/25/15
he's a fag
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this is an important thread.
Clear tantric messiness
  07/25/15
Yeah it's important to be present the day a poster gets evis...
Glittery pink electric furnace
  07/25/15
Didn't read this thread, and I believe he's a good but overr...
Excitant degenerate circlehead
  07/25/15
i had a different reaction to the thread brother. itt NM mad...
Clear tantric messiness
  07/25/15
...
sinister jet becky national
  07/25/15
LJL. NM has not posted or been blank bumped in over 48 hours...
Glittery pink electric furnace
  07/26/15
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  11/02/25
it's a mixed bag but some of his stuff is quite good he's a...
I was Robbed
  11/02/25
this boart thrives on good content creators that engage with...
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  11/02/25


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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

just play it cool bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407250)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Pearly stage

Brother, let me help you: I poast because I love the bort and its brothers and I love the art--what we do here together. I don't care so much what I come across as.

Thanks.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407264)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac school cafeteria antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407270)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

you're the one bargin' on in here, assuming that i think you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407281)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: Pearly stage

I poast because I have an extraordinary respect for the platform and for the community and because it provides a pretty fucking beautiful medium to do some interesting, joyful, fun writing and thinking and commentary and reporting of what we witness and to prepare them for the Event.

And then from time to time someone comes along and says "try hard" or some other vacuous shit. And 99% of the time you do ignore it if you even see it and move on and frankly feel sympathy because you think to yourself "what puts someone in a state of mind to talk shit like this to another brother?" But once in a while on a dark Friday evening with a Benromch 30 and a bit of vim and vigor you step in and engage in the whirlwind. So here we are.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407314)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

really surprised you're getting this mad. didn't think my op would phase you. belies the content of your poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407341)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Pearly stage

Brother, I'm not "mad" at you. But I think poasts like your OP ruin the purity of what we do. And moreover you decided to put my name in your title -- don't feign ignorance or surprise that I've deigned to respond to you.

I don't want to come here and have this sort of navel-gazing critique. I just want to be able to interact with the greatbort and its great brothers and create and warn--plug-in and let do. This sort of attention-seeking, ankle-biting poast detracts from that.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407356)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

you sure do seem to be engaging in the unwanted attention w/ quite a bit of gusto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407362)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: Pearly stage

You've never seen me engage in something with gusto. Don't be defensive. Accept my points and let's move on. Have a nice evening.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407367)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

i thought a gentleman such as you, engaged as you are in the life of the mind, would only respond to this to engage it on a critical, objective level--not run in here freaking out like a wet cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407383)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Maniacal olive trust fund tank

The greats are sensitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407396)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Pearly stage

Brother, for I think the third time, you've tried to assign me an affect that is incorrect. I'm not "angry" or "mad" or acting like a "wet cat" or whatever. Believe me, I've been called much worse than your OP. I just found it off-putting. It kills the vibe. It's also indecorous. I never understand the impulse to put another brother's name in an OP to talk shit. You find what I write from the inside of my soul "try hard?" Move on. You enjoy what I do? The highest compliment you could pay me is to participate with me. And that's it; let's not turn this into a subthread wasteland.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407397)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

the arguments of your post would impel you to 'move on'. also, your affect (like your poasting style), like all other poasters', belongs to community interpretation, and as such is not the exclusive domain of your pronoucments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407427)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Pearly stage

Okay brother. Have a good night. Feel free to jump in with me in anything I'm writing and participate and create some content with me. Thanks.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407431)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Frum point round eye

(NYT critic explaining to the author what he actually means)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407447)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: Frum point round eye

You just don't get it and you probably never will. It's simple dude.

It's about the poast. Not the man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407401)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Pearly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407406)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Pearly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407408)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: doobsian fat ankles pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407291)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: Nofapping windowlicker rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407299)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: doobsian fat ankles pocket flask

*flips over table*

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407254)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

take 'er easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407262)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: doobsian fat ankles pocket flask

*Restrained by nearby pumos*

"I'm ok...I'm fine...alright..."

*Straightens his shirt and tie*

"You watch your fuckin' mouth, got it!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407268)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Pearly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407331)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407490)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: puce coldplay fan theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407541)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408466)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: hairraiser property feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408856)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: hairraiser property feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408855)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Frum point round eye

Yeah bro, because I need another 40 threads from some mentally ill shut-in complaining about whether the girl on his date seemed too high maintenance for wanting a different fork.

NM, ARE Reptile and Evan39 are basically the only people here running schtick worth engaging in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407286)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: doobsian fat ankles pocket flask

ARE Reptile should get credit for the amount of research he puts into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407295)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Frum point round eye

I love that guy. He's just giving it 110% all day every day. Real command of his schtick and a quality viewpoint. Top tier poster for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407310)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

undoubtedly, he does some great work. he also throws a lot of shit at the wall that doesn't stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407300)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: Pearly stage

Brother, perhaps you should just walk away.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407318)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: Maniacal olive trust fund tank

Like Estrada, twist, tennisdood, Watchmen, solzy, myself, mcbeef, Johnsmeyer, petro, MDP, bboom, attidood, and on and on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407320)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

i'd group him more with the likes to tbf or some others that have a more rigid, ceremonial type schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407358)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Maniacal olive trust fund tank

you need to grow a fucking beard man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407380)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

gonna stand by it. my critique of his posting style is not intended to entirely degrade his value as a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407393)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Maniacal olive trust fund tank

The idea that you compare him to a "rigid" shtick like TBF, a great in his own right, rather than the likes of, say, attidood, apparently not rigid, makes me question your understanding of Neumann, TBF, and the very notion of a shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407410)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Frum point round eye

(bro shitting all over Beethoven for his 8th Symphony)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407328)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Mint library karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408244)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Maniacal olive trust fund tank

This is the lamest fucking bullshit excuse from low content poasters, and I'm surprised to see it from you, because you're good.

You're goddamn right the greats put their back into it. (I can't; my back.) That's how the greats got great. Every fucking great poaster tries hard, and with the possible exception of MDP or Watchmen, they more or less all appear to be trying hard, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407306)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: doobsian fat ankles pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407315)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

hmm. i guess. i do love him at his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407325)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Frum point round eye

I'm going to do you a favor and not bump this thread again. I think you probably had a long week and you just weren't thinking straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407342)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408467)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

i'm also shocked that you consider me good. thought i was a relative unknown on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407561)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Maniacal olive trust fund tank

you impressed me in the law firm draft thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407686)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Mint library karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408252)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Awkward indigo church sound barrier

*jumps over the railing wearing a mask and rushes into the ring*

*diamond cuts OP*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!

*self-high fives, high fives Neumann, escapes into crowd as security hits the ring*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407374)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Pearly stage

ljl

180

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407384)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:00 AM
Author: Awkward indigo church sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407831)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: doobsian fat ankles pocket flask

*Sits next to Mean Jean Okerlund*

OH MY GOD!

DID YOU SEE THAT!?!

THIS IS INSANE!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT STARCARDE!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408002)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:51 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408470)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:51 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408468)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 4:10 AM
Author: Translucent alcoholic plaza brethren

*enters from the other side of the ring*

*rushes in and delivers a DEVASTATING, rib - cracking stunner*

*OP is cut in twain. The crowd goes wild. Trashy, meth addicted ringside girls embrace DDP & Stone Cold.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408613)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: gold startling coffee pot location

NM is a genius.

He uses the board as a creative outlet, and I love having access to his canvas.

My father always said, "Write for yourself." And that's what NM does. I appreciate it greatly.

Those who feel the need to criticize NM come across as insecure, and reminiscent of those with middling standardized test scores who feel compelled to constantly reiterate they never studied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407403)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Frum point round eye

I think the issue is that our brother the OP can't conceive of participating in the board for any other reason than self-aggrandizement. He doesn't see the poast as a good unto itself, but as a vehicle for social approbation.

I admit to craving a certain recognition among my peers, but I recognize it as a petty outgrowth of a personal insecurity. I certainly see no reason to apply these shortcomings to an artist such as NM. Clearly OP is of a different mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407438)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:05 PM
Author: gold startling coffee pot location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407510)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

i'm certainly not immune to that craving, which does make it hard for me to imagine a poster poasting for the sake of expression. it's pretty clear that if such a poaster does exist though, it isn't NM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407623)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Pearly stage

You continue to try to pick at the bones of this thread rather than agreeing to disagree and moving off. And you're extraordinarily wrong. I poast because I love it here--love the medium, platform, community, its brothers. Full stop.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407628)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

This is my thread, dawg. I never agreed to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407638)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Pearly stage

It's my thread now.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407640)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

You certainly have put on a performance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407644)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Pearly stage

Correct. So thanks for the opportunity.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407651)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:17 AM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

nice edit. you're certainly not concerned with appearances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408535)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national

Grow a beard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408474)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408473)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: doobsian fat ankles pocket flask

*Standing outside, throwing rocks at the window*

COME OUT HERE AND FACE FAGGOT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408007)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

his hyper defensive presence in this thread is making me question whether he truly 'writes for himself'--something i assumed prior to this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407449)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Pearly stage

Brother, you're a poasting vibe killer.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407461)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

thought you had moved on, my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407472)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Pearly stage

No, now I'm tracking each of your poasts, "my man," with bated breath.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407479)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

i thought you just poasted to express your art, w/o involvement or interest in petty personal rivalry. you have a few poasts upthread to that effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407495)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: Pearly stage

No, absolutely not. You've uncovered the hidden cynicism behind what I've been sent to do through your critique. You've found me out. God damn you brother.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407501)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:05 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

from criticism, truth. see this was a worthwhile thread after all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407509)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:05 PM
Author: Pearly stage

Listen, if you want to continue this, let's take it to the goddamn fight thread.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407513)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

nah, i'm str8 w/ it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407522)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Pearly stage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2519761&mc=38&forum_id=2

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407525)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national

Brother, there is nothing more bush league than attacking someone and then smugly accusing them of "acting defensive" when they tell you to fuck off. Simply put, you are the Matthew Dellavedova to Neumann's Steph Curry - no more than a gnat buzzing around the head of a legend, a temporary nuisance, a faceless stone paving a Great Man's path to the stars and beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408495)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

idk man. my op was pretty soft by the standards of an anonymous, racist chatbort. then nm's is the very first reply, not telling me to fuck off (which is chill), but telling me he's aloof to criticism. if you can't see the irony of that statement, i don't know what to tell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408515)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national

This is scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408477)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: bipolar senate

ITT Proof NM is TBF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407422)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Pearly stage

I'm not To Be Fair. This is the only account I have. I've had a couple neat Benromach 30s and would like to go Home so maybe I'm acting with less restraint than I should. But I'm superbly glad that we've spent the evening discussing me; it's exactly what I don't want from this place.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407440)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Bateful burgundy ticket booth hairy legs

why are u so verbose faggot. shorten ur poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407475)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: Pearly stage

You want to fight? Let's fucking do this.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407488)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: jade cumskin dopamine

Hey man don't let this fluffer get to you bro. He ain't shit. He ain't worth you being off your game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407529)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Pearly stage

I'm going to fight him in the goddamn fight thread.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407532)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Pearly stage

In seriousness, one of the things I've noticed during my time here is that most brothers will joyfully participate in what we do together, but there are always these side-chain voices. It makes me sympathetic; I think it also speaks to the human condition. But there's so much that still needs to be done here without this sort of distraction.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407547)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: gold startling coffee pot location

The easiest poast of all is the poast generally criticizing someone else's style.

The hardest poast of all is original content.

I highly respect original creative content, as does at least 90% of the bort.

Sail on, mighty soldier. Don't let the desperate slings of a few others impede your divine mission.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407639)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Pearly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407643)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:09 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408502)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408520)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 5:39 AM
Author: jade cumskin dopamine

Some poasters a really beyond salvation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408707)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: doobsian fat ankles pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408008)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:20 AM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

this would've been like a 20 poast thread if you hadn't rolled through with your feathers ruffled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408537)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: cerebral harsh private investor

To be fair,

Wtf bro I'm offended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407558)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Pearly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407563)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: cerebral harsh private investor

To be fair,

To clarify: On NM's behalf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407564)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: doobsian fat ankles pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408011)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Violent idiot

at least hes not pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407680)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: Laughsome nubile roast beef

Anyone who contributes creative content is subject to this same criticism. Original content = effort, and no one has a 1.000 batting average. NM is a ridiculously talented poaster, the fact that he misses the mark on occasion only proves he is human (which would be up for debate if we only sampled his top 100 poasts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407788)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: zombie-like pale resort tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28407825)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: doobsian fat ankles pocket flask

You certain that he's one of us?

I mean. . .I'm not saying that he's a traveler from the future, here to provide us the literary tools we need to defend the invasion of 2035, but. . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408013)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:14 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national

*Stops dead in tracks*

*Has epiphany*

*Falls to knees, tears in eyes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408529)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:45 AM
Author: insecure trip house

that's capital "He" to you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408233)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:15 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408531)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Soggy Brunch

(guy who is unfamiliar with attidood's body of work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408970)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: fantasy-prone razzmatazz macaca wrinkle

hes got this schtick where he alterates between gay fairy poasting and a 'man who knows things he shouldn't' poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408203)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:38 AM
Author: Motley National Security Agency

presumably as a magical being a fairy would naturally possess some forbidden knowledge, not sure what his love of male anal homosex has to do with that though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408216)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: fantasy-prone razzmatazz macaca wrinkle

to be more specific, his language alternates between that of a closeted homosexual and that of an unhinged lunatic

gay poasting: 'brothers, we poast, lest this bort is torn asunder.'

unhinged lunatic: 'im talking about ACTIVE security systems, ranging from comical ACME cages to tripwire shotgun setups'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408266)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: floppy mad-dog skullcap

Joyce had a schtick too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408269)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:56 AM
Author: Mint library karate

NM: in yellow jersey

OP: old man in blue

http://www.gfycat.com/ThickMassiveIcelandgull

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408285)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: sinister jet becky national

Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408533)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

first 100 poast thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408519)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:23 AM
Author: Chest-beating telephone haunted graveyard

(surveys the smoldering battlefield, the embers of our fallen art still expelling ribbons of smoke)

"…and yet, at what price…"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408541)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:44 AM
Author: iridescent pontificating partner

nukes this HERETICAL thread from orbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408572)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: big azure parlor codepig

in light of events itt, i'd like to change my op:

NM has some (lots of) great poasts, but is a hyper-sensitive, image-obsessed dude

i await his response, in which he nobly decries the amount of board attention being expended on him, while actively begetting it. hopefully he won't respond too swiftly, lest he forget to append his post with his trademark tagline, which clearly evinces a singleminded dedication to his art and a concomitant disregard for his perception by others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408578)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: Bateful burgundy ticket booth hairy legs

he's a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408850)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Pungent wine genital piercing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28408853)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: Clear tantric messiness

this is an important thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28409391)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: Glittery pink electric furnace

Yeah it's important to be present the day a poster gets eviscerated and shouldn't ever show his face again.

I used to like NM but boy do I feel like a fool now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28409399)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Excitant degenerate circlehead

Didn't read this thread, and I believe he's a good but overrated POASTER, but you guzzle semen so it's hard to take you seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28409422)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Clear tantric messiness

i had a different reaction to the thread brother. itt NM made me think about why we poast and the changes i need to make as a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28409530)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: sinister jet becky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28409734)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Glittery pink electric furnace

LJL. NM has not posted or been blank bumped in over 48 hours. He is DONE. RIP in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#28415322)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#49396132)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: I was Robbed

it's a mixed bag but some of his stuff is quite good

he's a t5 writer especially for diction on lawbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#49396137)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


this boart thrives on good content creators that engage with the boart, not great writers babbling about shit nobody cares about like this scifi loser or dork c12's book reviews or karlstack's diatribes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2)#49396146)