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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?

Not a hand ball
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cowardly windowlicker
  07/10/18
more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair p...
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  07/25/15
any arm contact is a handball
buff excitant spot shitlib
  07/25/15
I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their bac...
carmine razzle legal warrant
  07/25/15
shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK...
pearly theater stage gay wizard
  07/26/15
That's a handball. Also, players don't take kindly to tri...
arousing fishy locale
  07/25/15
Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perf...
carmine razzle legal warrant
  07/25/15
Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, a...
Bat shit crazy bateful station
  07/25/15
Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.
appetizing university cumskin
  07/25/15
Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking...
carmine razzle legal warrant
  07/25/15
Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run towa...
appetizing university cumskin
  07/25/15
No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thr...
carmine razzle legal warrant
  07/25/15
Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!
appetizing university cumskin
  07/25/15
everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongme...
pearly theater stage gay wizard
  07/26/15
(actual retard)
Floppy chad
  07/26/15
"Offsides would be the only issue I think." Hav...
arousing fishy locale
  07/25/15
Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offside...
appetizing university cumskin
  07/25/15
Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one...
Bat shit crazy bateful station
  07/25/15
Not offsides but obstruction.
Confused Brunch Sandwich
  07/25/15
Handball includes the whole arm.
Confused Brunch Sandwich
  07/25/15
Lol it's not called an armball
carmine razzle legal warrant
  07/25/15
How many interactions by a player with the ball in American ...
Confused Brunch Sandwich
  07/25/15
Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the...
arousing fishy locale
  07/25/15
?
carmine razzle legal warrant
  07/25/15
"With the ball" implies possession and field goals...
Concupiscible Site Faggotry
  07/25/15
I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the bal...
Confused Brunch Sandwich
  07/25/15
Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% bec...
Concupiscible Site Faggotry
  07/26/15
(retard hamburger) im pretty sure if you called your spor...
Floppy chad
  07/26/15
Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.
Slippery Dead Corner Idea He Suggested
  07/26/15
Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have m...
Concupiscible Site Faggotry
  07/25/15
Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has th...
carmine razzle legal warrant
  07/25/15
GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ...
Confused Brunch Sandwich
  07/25/15
Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressin...
Concupiscible Site Faggotry
  07/25/15
ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble o...
aromatic party of the first part
  07/25/15
Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc
Confused Brunch Sandwich
  07/25/15
obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investiga...
aromatic party of the first part
  07/25/15
"But did he make a football move?" [5 minutes ...
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Lol you're so overreaching
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Gold apoplectic generalized bond
  07/26/15
did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your b...
Floppy chad
  07/26/15
(William Webb Ellis)
Brilliant Irate Partner
  07/26/15
One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the groun...
Maize Racy Forum
  07/26/15
lmfao why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your...
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  07/10/18
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carmine razzle legal warrant
  07/10/18
Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team fo...
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  07/10/18
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Sick resort
  11/29/22
Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball th...
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  11/29/22
most games already end in a draw afaik.
Robert Byrd Schitt
  06/13/26
I made this
No Paye No Gain
  06/13/26
That's a great way to get tennis elbow.
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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: carmine razzle legal warrant

Not a hand ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412443)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: cowardly windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412459)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: cowardly windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#36400663)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood dark box office feces

more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412466)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: buff excitant spot shitlib

any arm contact is a handball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412473)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: carmine razzle legal warrant

I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412584)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: pearly theater stage gay wizard

shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK

cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28414679)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: arousing fishy locale

That's a handball.

Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412603)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: carmine razzle legal warrant

Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412619)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bateful station

Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412660)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: appetizing university cumskin

Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412693)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: carmine razzle legal warrant

Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412738)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: appetizing university cumskin

Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412767)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: carmine razzle legal warrant

No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412769)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: appetizing university cumskin

Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412833)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: pearly theater stage gay wizard

everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28414691)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: Floppy chad

(actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28414692)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: arousing fishy locale

"Offsides would be the only issue I think."

Have you *ever* watched soccer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412770)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: appetizing university cumskin

Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412836)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bateful station

Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412773)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Confused Brunch Sandwich

Not offsides but obstruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: Confused Brunch Sandwich

Handball includes the whole arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412749)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: carmine razzle legal warrant

Lol it's not called an armball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412782)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Confused Brunch Sandwich

How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412793)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: arousing fishy locale

Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412802)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: carmine razzle legal warrant

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412805)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible Site Faggotry

"With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412840)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Confused Brunch Sandwich

I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.

Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412884)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible Site Faggotry

Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.

Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412942)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Floppy chad

(retard hamburger)

im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28414602)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Slippery Dead Corner Idea He Suggested

Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28414563)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible Site Faggotry

Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412825)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: carmine razzle legal warrant

Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412838)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Confused Brunch Sandwich

GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.

In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412853)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible Site Faggotry

Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?

Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it

Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412886)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: aromatic party of the first part

ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412850)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: Confused Brunch Sandwich

Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412857)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: aromatic party of the first part

obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: arousing fishy locale

"But did he make a football move?"

[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412881)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Insanely creepy azure police squad mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28414596)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: carmine razzle legal warrant

Lol you're so overreaching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28412883)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Gold apoplectic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28414629)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Floppy chad

did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28414615)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Brilliant Irate Partner

(William Webb Ellis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28414659)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Maize Racy Forum

One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#28415113)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Frozen Mediation Native

lmfao

why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#36400669)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: carmine razzle legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#36400619)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: marvelous black step-uncle's house

Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#36400637)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: Sick resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#45561197)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM
Author: snowy elite library background story

Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#45561217)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Robert Byrd Schitt

most games already end in a draw afaik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#49936130)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

I made this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#49936124)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

That's a great way to get tennis elbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2)#49936126)