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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
aquamarine vivacious business firm
  12/29/15
b!
stimulating wrinkle
  12/29/15
C
supple beta point
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Maroon elastic band
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c
aqua national
  12/29/15
a
Mustard gunner hissy fit
  12/29/15
a
Orange sex offender
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
stimulating wrinkle
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
aquamarine vivacious business firm
  12/29/15
...
Maroon elastic band
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
stimulating wrinkle
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
cracking center ceo
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...
Maroon elastic band
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?
cracking center ceo
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...
Maroon elastic band
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
aquamarine vivacious business firm
  12/29/15
...
Maroon elastic band
  12/29/15
c for sure
cracking center ceo
  12/29/15
C
Orange sex offender
  12/29/15
c
irradiated pontificating lay death wish
  12/29/15
Xo
supple beta point
  12/29/15
chaturbate
At-the-ready Vigorous Black Woman Theater Stage
  12/30/15
C!
stimulating wrinkle
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
stimulating wrinkle
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Bateful grizzly preventive strike
  12/29/15
...
Maroon elastic band
  12/29/15
...
supple beta point
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
irradiated pontificating lay death wish
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
massive pink legend school cafeteria
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Wine histrionic dingle berry dragon
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
cracking center ceo
  12/29/15
...
Nighttime ticket booth deer antler
  12/30/15
...
Maroon elastic band
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Chest-beating lilac piazza gaming laptop
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
aquamarine vivacious business firm
  12/30/15
2
Wine histrionic dingle berry dragon
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Chest-beating lilac piazza gaming laptop
  12/30/15
police
At-the-ready Vigorous Black Woman Theater Stage
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1
Orange sex offender
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
supple beta point
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...
supple beta point
  01/02/16
4 and 180
irradiated pontificating lay death wish
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
irradiated pontificating lay death wish
  12/30/15
...
supple beta point
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
peach out-of-control idea he suggested
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exciting up-to-no-good toilet seat
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next chapter please!
Green apoplectic public bath kitty cat
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: aquamarine vivacious business firm

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: stimulating wrinkle

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: supple beta point

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Maroon elastic band



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: aqua national

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Mustard gunner hissy fit

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: stimulating wrinkle

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: aquamarine vivacious business firm

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Maroon elastic band



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: stimulating wrinkle

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: cracking center ceo

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Maroon elastic band



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: cracking center ceo

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Maroon elastic band



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: aquamarine vivacious business firm

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Maroon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: cracking center ceo

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: irradiated pontificating lay death wish

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: supple beta point

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: At-the-ready Vigorous Black Woman Theater Stage

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: stimulating wrinkle

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: stimulating wrinkle

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Bateful grizzly preventive strike

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Maroon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: supple beta point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: irradiated pontificating lay death wish

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: massive pink legend school cafeteria

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Wine histrionic dingle berry dragon

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: cracking center ceo

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Nighttime ticket booth deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Maroon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Chest-beating lilac piazza gaming laptop

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: aquamarine vivacious business firm

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Wine histrionic dingle berry dragon

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Chest-beating lilac piazza gaming laptop

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: At-the-ready Vigorous Black Woman Theater Stage

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Orange sex offender

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: supple beta point

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: supple beta point



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: irradiated pontificating lay death wish

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: irradiated pontificating lay death wish

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: supple beta point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: peach out-of-control idea he suggested

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good toilet seat



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Green apoplectic public bath kitty cat

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: vibrant maize puppy



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