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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
flatulent fat ankles
  01/26/16
This one stings.
cyan misanthropic shrine ceo
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
abnormal painfully honest institution
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Balding Dun Meetinghouse Giraffe
  10/24/16
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arousing domesticated station brethren
  01/03/17
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Dashing Arrogant Mental Disorder Place Of Business
  02/20/18
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Charismatic khaki friendly grandma school
  06/03/19
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abnormal painfully honest institution
  10/14/20
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Multi-colored cordovan orchestra pit
  01/25/16
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self-absorbed menage
  01/25/16
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saffron theatre
  01/25/16
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Shimmering Marvelous Casino
  01/25/16
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sexy university mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
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saffron theatre
  01/25/16
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Shimmering Marvelous Casino
  01/25/16
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Sticky comical parlour genital piercing
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Crystalline property useless brakes
  01/25/16
...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
...
Jade up-to-no-good milk
  01/25/16
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Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
...
outnumbered corn cake
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Turquoise Misunderstood Candlestick Maker Dog Poop
  01/25/16
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Judgmental travel guidebook home
  01/25/16
...
flatulent fat ankles
  01/26/16
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Aromatic gay rehab associate
  01/26/16
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High-end Tattoo Ratface
  01/26/16
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Aphrodisiac autistic abode puppy
  11/27/16
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Crystalline property useless brakes
  06/13/17
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slap-happy plaza jew
  12/19/17
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Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/24/18
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razzmatazz preventive strike
  06/10/24
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cyan misanthropic shrine ceo
  01/26/16
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claret disrespectful dopamine
  10/24/16
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arousing domesticated station brethren
  11/27/16
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Crystalline property useless brakes
  01/23/17
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Abusive Tripping Ape
  03/15/17
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Crystalline property useless brakes
  04/20/17
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Crystalline property useless brakes
  02/20/18
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Crystalline property useless brakes
  05/24/18
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Lake athletic conference
  09/26/21
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Sepia Cracking Senate Juggernaut
  03/12/22
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razzmatazz preventive strike
  05/15/22
...
razzmatazz preventive strike
  05/04/24
ruthless.
geriatric nursing home french chef
  01/25/16
Brutal
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
...
Beady-eyed police squad
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
olive galvanic stead
  01/25/16
toxic
Adventurous step-uncle's house
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Ivory vigorous business firm skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
self-absorbed menage
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
...
exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
damnit
gold public bath
  01/25/16
...
saffron theatre
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
jfc
Crystalline property useless brakes
  01/25/16
Cr edit
saffron theatre
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Crystalline property useless brakes
  01/25/16
Cr
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
hm
bossy diverse sound barrier
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
wait
Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line
  01/25/16
...
cyan misanthropic shrine ceo
  01/26/16
...
odious anal lay tank
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Ivory vigorous business firm skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
Pea-brained azure feces
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
geriatric nursing home french chef
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Crystalline property useless brakes
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
geriatric nursing home french chef
  01/25/16
...
Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line
  01/25/16
...
slap-happy plaza jew
  01/25/16
...
concupiscible indirect expression area
  01/25/16
...
gold public bath
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
irate blood rage
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
lascivious office bbw
  01/25/16
...
mind-boggling dysfunction
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
carnelian fragrant library
  01/25/16
...
olive galvanic stead
  01/25/16
...
outnumbered corn cake
  01/25/16
damn
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
...
sienna theater stage main people
  01/25/16
...
Bull headed bright depressive
  01/25/16
O LORD
Zombie-like organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
jfc
Wonderful azn
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Razzle set faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Judgmental travel guidebook home
  01/25/16
...
saffron theatre
  01/25/16
Lmao
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
...
curious talking whorehouse
  01/25/16
...
cyan misanthropic shrine ceo
  01/26/16
...
sienna theater stage main people
  01/26/16
...
High-end Tattoo Ratface
  01/26/16
...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  02/15/16
...
buck-toothed den
  07/08/17
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racy prole
  07/08/17
...
startling cowardly forum yarmulke
  07/08/17
...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  10/27/17
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Frisky stirring pit circlehead
  12/26/17
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Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  05/24/18
...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  03/16/20
...
Amethyst Box Office
  02/18/22
...
supple kitty cat
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Turquoise Misunderstood Candlestick Maker Dog Poop
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
gold public bath
  01/25/16
ouch
Slimy citrine tanning salon gay wizard
  01/26/16
poison
Unhinged Bearded School Cafeteria Elastic Band
  01/26/16
...
Garnet excitant stage regret
  01/26/16
180
flatulent fat ankles
  01/26/16
...
Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
talented love of her life temple
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
navy shivering jewess
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
cyan misanthropic shrine ceo
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Bateful persian mother
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
contagious coffee pot foreskin
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
electric lemon codepig
  01/26/16
RIP brother
spruce boyish reading party
  09/27/16
...
supple kitty cat
  12/26/17
...
High-end Tattoo Ratface
  08/12/19
180
abnormal painfully honest institution
  01/26/16
...
High-end Tattoo Ratface
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
passionate site
  01/27/16
...
slap-happy plaza jew
  01/27/16
...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
primrose pontificating trailer park
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
primrose pontificating trailer park
  02/02/16
...
Pink Alpha
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Vermilion Pistol
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
cerise cuckoldry garrison
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Adulterous Aqua Jap Ticket Booth
  02/24/16
18000000
flirting knife
  03/04/16
165
spectacular field
  03/04/16
...
thriller flesh hall boistinker
  05/19/16
chilling
Laughsome Seedy Roommate
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
jet-lagged gas station
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Dark hospital boltzmann
  01/03/17
oh my.
Violent dilemma
  01/23/17
toxic
Insane aggressive roast beef
  03/13/17
...
Abusive Tripping Ape
  03/15/17
...
concupiscible indirect expression area
  04/02/17
...
vivacious useless address doctorate
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Blue Titillating Chapel Nowag
  07/08/17
...
Heady self-centered private investor locale
  10/27/17
mother of god
racy prole
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Floppy hell
  10/27/17
JFC
Crimson stock car half-breed
  10/27/17
...
Apoplectic sapphire pocket flask
  12/26/17
...
180 mustard keepsake machete nibblets
  12/26/17
ouch
Maize Kitty National Security Agency
  02/20/18
...
confused goal in life water buffalo
  02/20/18
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nighttime really tough guy piazza
  01/16/19
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emerald low-t range sneaky criminal
  08/09/19
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Lake athletic conference
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Cream Impressive Queen Of The Night
  07/28/25
...
Exhilarant sanctuary sweet tailpipe
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
razzle-dazzle hairy legs locus
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Swashbuckling lodge
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
outnumbered corn cake
  01/25/16
...
Judgmental travel guidebook home
  01/25/16
...
red at-the-ready church mood
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
toxic
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Brilliant Turdskin
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
irate blood rage
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
irate blood rage
  01/25/16
TY bro
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
...
Judgmental travel guidebook home
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
harsh point filthpig
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Beady-eyed police squad
  10/27/17
...
silver location hominid
  10/27/17
...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  05/24/18
...
Violent dilemma
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Histrionic resort masturbator
  10/27/17
credited advice
Maize Kitty National Security Agency
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
wine appetizing sex offender national
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
i lol'd
stubborn famous landscape painting base
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
irate blood rage
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
lol
Provocative Karate Round Eye
  06/01/17
...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
flatulent fat ankles
  01/26/16
...
supple kitty cat
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Razzle set faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Razzle set faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Razzle set faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Razzle set faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Razzle set faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
Lmao
Soul-stirring Yellow Theater
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Crystalline property useless brakes
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/25/16
lmao true
Bateful persian mother
  01/25/16
...
Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line
  01/26/16
...
supple kitty cat
  12/26/17
Haha
Crawly Indian Lodge Immigrant
  03/19/20
...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
...
exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
talented love of her life temple
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
harsh point filthpig
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
big milky selfie
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Irradiated kitchen
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Histrionic resort masturbator
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
spruce boyish reading party
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
translucent stag film factory reset button
  06/03/19
oh no
contagious coffee pot foreskin
  08/08/19
LOL
Stimulating chestnut heaven pozpig
  03/16/20
JFC
Violent dilemma
  03/19/20
Update?
Amethyst Box Office
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
glittery fishy principal's office
  01/25/16
...
Amber fanboi house
  01/25/16
...
slap-happy plaza jew
  05/19/16
...
odious anal lay tank
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Cr
exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
cyan misanthropic shrine ceo
  01/26/16
...
cyan misanthropic shrine ceo
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs locus
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Canary nubile brunch halford
  01/26/16
...
Canary nubile brunch halford
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Multi-colored cordovan orchestra pit
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
buck-toothed den
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Sooty partner
  01/26/16
...
sienna theater stage main people
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
flatulent fat ankles
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Crystalline property useless brakes
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Sooty partner
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Multi-colored cordovan orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
Lilac cruise ship pervert
  01/16/19
...
Crawly Indian Lodge Immigrant
  03/16/20
...
abnormal painfully honest institution
  01/26/16
...
Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line
  01/26/16
...
sienna theater stage main people
  01/26/16
...
slap-happy plaza jew
  03/28/16
...
emerald low-t range sneaky criminal
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
white motley ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Brilliant Turdskin
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
abnormal painfully honest institution
  01/26/16
...
Balding Dun Meetinghouse Giraffe
  10/24/16
...
Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
stubborn famous landscape painting base
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Black patrolman corner
  04/04/16
...
Abusive Tripping Ape
  03/15/17
*applause*
Vibrant parlor
  10/27/17
...
Lake athletic conference
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Histrionic resort masturbator
  01/26/16
...
Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/26/16
...
trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
irate blood rage
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
electric lemon codepig
  01/26/16
Describe
trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
electric lemon codepig
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line
  01/26/16
...
irate blood rage
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
electric lemon codepig
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Crystalline property useless brakes
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
electric lemon codepig
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Heady self-centered private investor locale
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
High-end Tattoo Ratface
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
electric lemon codepig
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
talented love of her life temple
  01/26/16
Fuck
Heady self-centered private investor locale
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
odious anal lay tank
  01/26/16
cq's!
Bateful persian mother
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
electric lemon codepig
  01/26/16
...
Violent dilemma
  03/19/20
...
Abusive Tripping Ape
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Awkward onyx sandwich philosopher-king
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Brilliant Turdskin
  01/26/16
except for your autism
razzle-dazzle hairy legs locus
  01/26/16
...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  01/26/16
...
Maize Kitty National Security Agency
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Brilliant Turdskin
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
irate blood rage
  01/26/16
...
High-end Tattoo Ratface
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Brilliant Turdskin
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Sooty partner
  01/26/16
...
sienna theater stage main people
  01/26/16
...
cyan misanthropic shrine ceo
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...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
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electric lemon codepig
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
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ok fair im kinda slow today
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this guy gets it
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...
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talented love of her life temple
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Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
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  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
talented love of her life temple
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...
electric lemon codepig
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mmm hmmm
electric lemon codepig
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
talented love of her life temple
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
electric lemon codepig
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
talented love of her life temple
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
electric lemon codepig
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
talented love of her life temple
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180 twist
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talented love of her life temple
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High-end Tattoo Ratface
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
talented love of her life temple
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If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
High-end Tattoo Ratface
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
talented love of her life temple
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
High-end Tattoo Ratface
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
talented love of her life temple
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
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talented love of her life temple
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
talented love of her life temple
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
High-end Tattoo Ratface
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
talented love of her life temple
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talented love of her life temple
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talented love of her life temple
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Bateful persian mother
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180. *GULPS*
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outnumbered corn cake
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180
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...
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Judgmental travel guidebook home
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I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
electric lemon codepig
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it was absolutely brutal
Godawful community account mediation
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tyft brother
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180.
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... ...
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jet-lagged gas station
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green double fault
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Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
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Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
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Obeezy’s recent past*
disturbing
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Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
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  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
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...
Heady self-centered private investor locale
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...
disturbing
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Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
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getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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abnormal painfully honest institution
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disturbing
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disturbing
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Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: geriatric nursing home french chef

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: olive galvanic stead

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Adventurous step-uncle's house

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Ivory vigorous business firm skinny woman

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: self-absorbed menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: gold public bath

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: saffron theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: saffron theatre

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: bossy diverse sound barrier

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: cyan misanthropic shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: odious anal lay tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Ivory vigorous business firm skinny woman

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Pea-brained azure feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: geriatric nursing home french chef

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: geriatric nursing home french chef

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: slap-happy plaza jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: gold public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: irate blood rage

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: lascivious office bbw

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: carnelian fragrant library

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: olive galvanic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: outnumbered corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: sienna theater stage main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Bull headed bright depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Zombie-like organic girlfriend

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Wonderful azn

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Razzle set faggot firefighter

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Judgmental travel guidebook home

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: saffron theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: curious talking whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: cyan misanthropic shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: sienna theater stage main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: High-end Tattoo Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: racy prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: startling cowardly forum yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Frisky stirring pit circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Amethyst Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: supple kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Turquoise Misunderstood Candlestick Maker Dog Poop

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: gold public bath

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Slimy citrine tanning salon gay wizard

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Unhinged Bearded School Cafeteria Elastic Band

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Garnet excitant stage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: flatulent fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: navy shivering jewess

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: cyan misanthropic shrine ceo

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Bateful persian mother

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: contagious coffee pot foreskin

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: spruce boyish reading party

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: supple kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: High-end Tattoo Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: abnormal painfully honest institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: High-end Tattoo Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: passionate site

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: slap-happy plaza jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: primrose pontificating trailer park

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: primrose pontificating trailer park

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Pink Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Vermilion Pistol

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: cerise cuckoldry garrison

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Aqua Jap Ticket Booth

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: flirting knife

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: spectacular field

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: thriller flesh hall boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Seedy Roommate

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged gas station

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Dark hospital boltzmann

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Violent dilemma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Insane aggressive roast beef

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Abusive Tripping Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: vivacious useless address doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Blue Titillating Chapel Nowag

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Heady self-centered private investor locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: racy prole

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Floppy hell

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Crimson stock car half-breed

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Apoplectic sapphire pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: 180 mustard keepsake machete nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Maize Kitty National Security Agency

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: confused goal in life water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: nighttime really tough guy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: emerald low-t range sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Lake athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Cream Impressive Queen Of The Night

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant sanctuary sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs locus

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lodge

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: outnumbered corn cake

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Judgmental travel guidebook home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: red at-the-ready church mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Brilliant Turdskin

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: irate blood rage

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: irate blood rage

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Judgmental travel guidebook home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: harsh point filthpig

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed police squad

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: silver location hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Violent dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Histrionic resort masturbator

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Maize Kitty National Security Agency

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: wine appetizing sex offender national

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: stubborn famous landscape painting base

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: irate blood rage

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Provocative Karate Round Eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: flatulent fat ankles

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: supple kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Razzle set faggot firefighter

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Razzle set faggot firefighter

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Razzle set faggot firefighter

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Razzle set faggot firefighter

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Razzle set faggot firefighter

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Yellow Theater

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: supple kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Crawly Indian Lodge Immigrant

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: harsh point filthpig

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: big milky selfie

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Irradiated kitchen

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Histrionic resort masturbator

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: spruce boyish reading party

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: translucent stag film factory reset button

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: contagious coffee pot foreskin

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Stimulating chestnut heaven pozpig

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Violent dilemma

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Amethyst Box Office

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: glittery fishy principal's office

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: slap-happy plaza jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: odious anal lay tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: cyan misanthropic shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: cyan misanthropic shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Canary nubile brunch halford

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Canary nubile brunch halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored cordovan orchestra pit

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: buck-toothed den

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Sooty partner

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: sienna theater stage main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: flatulent fat ankles

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Sooty partner

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored cordovan orchestra pit

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Lilac cruise ship pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Crawly Indian Lodge Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: abnormal painfully honest institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: sienna theater stage main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: slap-happy plaza jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: emerald low-t range sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: white motley ladyboy

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Brilliant Turdskin

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: abnormal painfully honest institution

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Balding Dun Meetinghouse Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: stubborn famous landscape painting base

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Black patrolman corner

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Abusive Tripping Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Vibrant parlor

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Lake athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Histrionic resort masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: exciting slate macaca bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: irate blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: irate blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Heady self-centered private investor locale

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: High-end Tattoo Ratface

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Heady self-centered private investor locale

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: odious anal lay tank

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Violent dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Abusive Tripping Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Awkward onyx sandwich philosopher-king

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Brilliant Turdskin

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs locus

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Maize Kitty National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Brilliant Turdskin

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: irate blood rage

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: High-end Tattoo Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Brilliant Turdskin

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Sooty partner

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: sienna theater stage main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: cyan misanthropic shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Abusive Tripping Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: buck-toothed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: trip copper crackhouse fortuitous meteor

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Balding Dun Meetinghouse Giraffe

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: slap-happy plaza jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: arousing domesticated station brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: scarlet potus

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Cerebral Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Sooty partner

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone space toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Sooty partner

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Sooty partner

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Obsidian quadroon chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  spot liquid oxygen

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: gold public bath

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Heady self-centered private investor locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: abnormal painfully honest institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: irate blood rage

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: odious anal lay tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: sienna theater stage main people

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  greedy lettuce center

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Bisexual state wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Ruddy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Heady self-centered private investor locale

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  spot liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  spot liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: electric lemon codepig

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: stubborn famous landscape painting base

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  house-broken legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: High-end Tattoo Ratface

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: High-end Tattoo Ratface

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: High-end Tattoo Ratface

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: High-end Tattoo Ratface

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Sticky comical parlour genital piercing

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: talented love of her life temple

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Sticky comical parlour genital piercing

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: High-end Tattoo Ratface

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Brilliant Turdskin

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: High-end Tattoo Ratface

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: talented love of her life temple

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Bateful persian mother

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  market legend

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: gold public bath

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: outnumbered corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Light church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Judgmental travel guidebook home

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: odious anal lay tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: primrose pontificating trailer park

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Godawful community account mediation

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Judgmental travel guidebook home

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: electric lemon codepig

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Godawful community account mediation

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Obsidian quadroon chad

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: stubborn famous landscape painting base

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: slap-happy plaza jew

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  house-broken legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: jet-lagged gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: walnut

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Amethyst Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  weed whacker

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Judgmental travel guidebook home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Sooty partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Amethyst Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Chocolate Native Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: odious anal lay tank

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Bateful persian mother

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Godawful community account mediation

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: glassy windowlicker mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: odious anal lay tank

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Sickened Toilet Seat

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Histrionic resort masturbator

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  weed whacker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  green double fault

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: abnormal painfully honest institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Abusive Tripping Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: jet-lagged gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  magical laser beams

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: indigo

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Violent dilemma

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: soggy crotch



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: slap-happy plaza jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: coral psychic

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Violent dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Ebony gunner

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: tan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Heady self-centered private investor locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: odious anal lay tank

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Apoplectic sapphire pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  boiling water

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  boiling water

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: glassy windowlicker mad cow disease

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  deranged

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Amber fanboi house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Heady self-centered private investor locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  cuck

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Aromatic gay rehab associate



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Heady self-centered private investor locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: odious anal lay tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  green double fault

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: odious anal lay tank

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Mentally impaired digit ratio

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Sticky comical parlour genital piercing

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  disturbing

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  disturbing

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Sooty partner

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  disturbing

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Heady self-centered private investor locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Indecent Tantric Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Apoplectic sapphire pocket flask

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  disturbing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  disturbing

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: avocado party of the first part

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: odious anal lay tank



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: cerise cuckoldry garrison

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  disturbing

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: abnormal painfully honest institution



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  disturbing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  disturbing



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Drunken dull black woman

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  striped hyena

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Drunken dull black woman

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Drunken dull black woman



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  son of senegal



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Sooty partner



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Sooty partner



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  buff old irish cottage



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: odious anal lay tank



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Snowy newt stain



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Lake athletic conference



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Sooty partner

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Crystalline property useless brakes



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Amethyst Box Office



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Pearly Bat Shit Crazy Incel Background Story

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  gaming laptop hunting ground

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Medicated Cuckold



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Heady self-centered private investor locale



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Amethyst Box Office



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter cumskin



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: infuriating



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  hideous

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49548061)