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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: Rough-skinned lime scourge upon the earth newt I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: lascivious point get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Sickened odious nursing home You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Marvelous saffron cuck hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: Rough-skinned lime scourge upon the earth newt What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Marvelous saffron cuck Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Rough-skinned lime scourge upon the earth newt I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Marvelous saffron cuck Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Excitant gunner stage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: Very Tactful Persian Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: floppy range half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: Trip filthy kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: mauve faggot firefighter church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Vivacious therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Sickened odious nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: concupiscible purple doctorate associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Sickened odious nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: Sickened odious nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: light motley prole institution FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: Sickened odious nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Puce sick locus striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: Dashing turquoise lodge first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: bossy beady-eyed theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: fragrant address nibblets did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: gay boyish hairy legs Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: fragrant address nibblets no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: Impertinent garnet sound barrier parlour This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: adventurous temple going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: Exhilarant Sneaky Criminal Stead Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Ocher hell place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Puce sick locus striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: Contagious Hissy Fit Volcanic Crater http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: Excitant gunner stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: fragrant address nibblets how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Puce sick locus striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: fragrant address nibblets oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: adventurous temple Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: Dashing turquoise lodge Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: bossy beady-eyed theater also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: Dashing turquoise lodge ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Contagious Hissy Fit Volcanic Crater lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: Startling brindle messiness office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Startling brindle messiness office he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: Coral box office chad link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: vigorous meetinghouse partner Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: hyperventilating depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: Rough-skinned lime scourge upon the earth newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Talented Generalized Bond Church Building LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: 180 shivering space keepsake machete Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Sickened odious nursing home Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: diverse heaven Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: light motley prole institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: Sickened odious nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: maniacal university Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: aqua immigrant (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: Dashing turquoise lodge this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#36810936) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: Sickened odious nursing home Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: Rough-skinned lime scourge upon the earth newt Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#43645189) |
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