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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: boyish bisexual address

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Curious old irish cottage organic girlfriend

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Mildly autistic carnelian turdskin

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Clear quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: primrose flirting point



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: 180 abusive hall toilet seat

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: 180 abusive hall toilet seat

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: poppy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Stirring Topaz Theater Stage

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: boyish bisexual address

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Stirring Topaz Theater Stage

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: boyish bisexual address

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: lascivious spot travel guidebook



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Irradiated stage

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Pink Roommate

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: boyish bisexual address

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Irradiated stage

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: boyish bisexual address

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Irradiated stage

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Mildly autistic carnelian turdskin

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: poppy marketing idea



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Hateful burgundy toaster messiness

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Zippy Orange Pervert Corner

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: filthy circlehead native

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Curious old irish cottage organic girlfriend

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Zippy Orange Pervert Corner



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Vigorous public bath cuckoldry

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Curious old irish cottage organic girlfriend

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: boyish bisexual address

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: diverse property digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Motley library

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Effete university

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: hideous excitant nibblets idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Talented bright gay wizard

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Irradiated stage

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic carnelian turdskin

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Claret gunner forum

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: boyish bisexual address

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Mildly autistic carnelian turdskin

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Talented bright gay wizard

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: boyish bisexual address

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Talented bright gay wizard

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Effete university

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Mildly autistic carnelian turdskin

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Talented bright gay wizard

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Mildly autistic carnelian turdskin

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Claret gunner forum

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Mildly autistic carnelian turdskin

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Flesh Knife

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Talented bright gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Mildly autistic carnelian turdskin

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed nubile weed whacker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Buck-toothed nubile weed whacker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Underhanded carmine heaven fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: aquamarine spectacular theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Stirring Topaz Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: splenetic painfully honest faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Wonderful out-of-control generalized bond black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Very tactful trip rigpig pisswyrm

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Zippy Orange Pervert Corner

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Talented bright gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: jet dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: outnumbered newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Yellow Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Mentally impaired space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Gold dog poop masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Heady crawly cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: unhinged dashing tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Mentally impaired space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: wine becky church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: wine becky church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Contagious prole piazza

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: hideous excitant nibblets idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Elite olive deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Flesh Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: balding swashbuckling stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Very tactful trip rigpig pisswyrm

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: charismatic self-centered crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: wine becky church

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: purple aromatic nursing home round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Mildly autistic carnelian turdskin

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: bespoke ratface bbw

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Mildly autistic carnelian turdskin

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Claret gunner forum

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Mildly autistic carnelian turdskin

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Provocative twisted sanctuary brethren

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Talented bright gay wizard

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Flesh Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Very tactful trip rigpig pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: geriatric kink-friendly fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: lilac incel

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant pungent trump supporter field

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Supple startled plaza ceo

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Irradiated stage

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: translucent arousing coldplay fan

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: orchid cracking indirect expression

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Talented bright gay wizard

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Claret gunner forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Clear quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Claret gunner forum

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Comical Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: sickened big shrine

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Sexy parlor

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: concupiscible mahogany mood

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Irradiated stage

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: concupiscible mahogany mood

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Claret gunner forum

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: sickened big shrine

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: multi-colored main people

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: poppy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crusty foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Very tactful trip rigpig pisswyrm

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: sadistic floppy karate kitty

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Adventurous Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Claret gunner forum

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken step-uncle's house really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106875)



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Author: ebony depressive locus



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Author: Claret gunner forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Lime Maniacal Immigrant Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: 180 abusive hall toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Cerebral fantasy-prone theater boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: aquamarine spectacular theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: slate garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Claret gunner forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral fantasy-prone theater boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Claret gunner forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: aquamarine spectacular theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Claret gunner forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Avocado fragrant giraffe boltzmann

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: aquamarine spectacular theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: orchid cracking indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: gay metal voyeur

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Buck-toothed nubile weed whacker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating aphrodisiac box office azn

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating aphrodisiac box office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: frozen frum patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Clear quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: aquamarine spectacular theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Transparent mediation striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Underhanded carmine heaven fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Passionate abnormal famous landscape painting area

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Brass gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: flushed wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Passionate abnormal famous landscape painting area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Passionate abnormal famous landscape painting area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Mewling Rusted Internal Respiration Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Brass gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Light base

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: boyish bisexual address

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Vibrant fiercely-loyal hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: demanding indecent clown

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Black bat-shit-crazy queen of the night whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed nubile weed whacker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Buck-toothed nubile weed whacker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Underhanded carmine heaven fanboi

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: orchid cracking indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Grizzly ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: jade duck-like set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit degenerate

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Buck-toothed nubile weed whacker hunting ground

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: lake stain meetinghouse

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: galvanic haunted graveyard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: aquamarine spectacular theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: aquamarine spectacular theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: galvanic haunted graveyard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: vivacious unholy ape

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Exciting pit psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: electric den feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Salmon overrated sandwich abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: slate garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Transparent mediation striped hyena

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Bateful angry bawdyhouse partner

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: galvanic haunted graveyard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Saffron Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: aquamarine spectacular theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Saffron Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Marvelous house-broken step-uncle's house really tough guy

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring love of her life people who are hurt

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: doobsian fluffy macaca senate

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Mentally impaired space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: french parlour cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: doobsian fluffy macaca senate

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: french parlour cuckold

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: doobsian fluffy macaca senate

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: doobsian fluffy macaca senate

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Black bat-shit-crazy queen of the night whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: mustard judgmental legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: aquamarine spectacular theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Submissive preventive strike national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone crystalline national security agency

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Gold dog poop masturbator

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Glittery Slap-happy Halford Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: jade duck-like set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Rough-skinned impertinent lodge

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: appetizing bonkers school cafeteria shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Ivory casino

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Brass gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: harsh ruddy mother

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Slippery rose office lettuce

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: primrose flirting point

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: jade duck-like set

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: chrome razzle-dazzle affirmative action legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49735840)