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told richkid HS junior I'm tutoring for SAT that I would kill his whole family

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice t...
dull contagious weed whacker
  08/19/18
(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)
glassy histrionic casino wrinkle
  08/19/18
not harrison, though he's 180 this 100% happened a few ho...
dull contagious weed whacker
  08/19/18
if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after wal...
Swashbuckling mediation preventive strike
  08/19/18
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Very tactful citrine potus property
  08/19/18
sure keep telling yourself that rajesh
dull contagious weed whacker
  08/19/18
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Bateful Hyperactive Theatre Boiling Water
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supple federal coldplay fan locale
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Ruby French Roast Beef
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OP: https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/0...
razzle associate public bath
  08/19/18
u: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg
dull contagious weed whacker
  08/19/18
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Ungodly ebony cumskin
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Twinkling boyish university
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Passionate pontificating kitchen pervert
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Misanthropic business firm
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stimulating bat-shit-crazy locus
  08/27/18
180
bright exciting ticket booth
  08/19/18
cool story teddy
Heady Bossy Goal In Life
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brilliant corner dingle berry
  07/03/19
You get zer0 pussy bro
cerebral topaz hell
  08/19/18
(chink)
dull contagious weed whacker
  08/19/18
Show me a picture of your gun dude
cerebral topaz hell
  08/19/18
https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thu...
dull contagious weed whacker
  08/19/18
penis do not click
Galvanic Set Kitty Cat
  08/19/18
maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just n...
umber jew
  08/20/18
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mahogany point azn
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Comical Generalized Bond
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Beady-eyed territorial dopamine fortuitous meteor
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Misanthropic business firm
  08/27/18
lol
erotic senate laser beams
  08/19/18
flame
Galvanic Set Kitty Cat
  08/19/18
shut up fag
dull contagious weed whacker
  08/19/18
solid flame thread bro
Galvanic Set Kitty Cat
  08/20/18
not flame just got my payment too lmao
dull contagious weed whacker
  08/20/18
(xo 2018)
Harsh bearded boltzmann sanctuary
  08/20/18
this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways
Beta Half-breed
  08/20/18
(gay dork)
Ruby French Roast Beef
  08/20/18
*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*
dull contagious weed whacker
  08/20/18
(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)
Ruby French Roast Beef
  08/20/18
in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but t...
dull contagious weed whacker
  08/20/18
yeah bend the knee motherfucker
Ruby French Roast Beef
  08/20/18
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aquamarine dog poop
  08/20/18
He’s only vintage Sonic Youth
Balding gaming laptop
  08/27/18
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.
laughsome coiffed incel
  08/20/18
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Walnut Pistol
  08/20/18
yw
dull contagious weed whacker
  08/20/18
180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.
Self-centered Dead Knife Chad
  08/20/18
*subscribes*
aquamarine dog poop
  08/20/18
the asian mind, ladies and gents
Comical Generalized Bond
  08/20/18
update?
Beta Half-breed
  08/27/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0
blathering clown institution
  08/27/18
lol @ not collecting all money in advance
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice tests, and he tried to mouth off at me like it was my fault.

he threatened to tell daddy i was no-showing for lessons and otherwise slacking off (not true) so he'd withhold the $1K he owes me for the last month.

to which i replied "OK, go ahead and do that. Then one night while you're all asleep in your beds, i'm going to come into this house, slit your dog's throat, duct tape your cute little sister's mouth, and then i'm going to rape her tight pink asshole until it looks like expired fucking hamburger meat. and the instant i cum, i'm going to splatter her head on the wall with a 9mm hollowpoint from my silenced Glock. then i'm going upstairs and putting one shot in your faggot father's worthless shriveled raisin balls, and one in each of your dried up fatass mom's pancake tits. i'll leave a few more in daddy's stomach and kneecaps so he has extra fun bleeding out, then it'll be your turn for a visit from the Sandman... and with you I'm going to take my time and really enjoy it. This could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next year. But it's going to happen, and there's nothing you or your sheltered, overfed family can do to stop it. I've been coming here every week for the last 3 months, so I know 100 silent ways inside, and if you think your off-the-shelf made-in-china ADT security system is going to protect you, no wonder you're scoring somewhere between the 'nigger' and 'cerebral palsy' medians on your practice tests."

he knows i have a gun since i showed him a pic of it on my phone after he insisted a while back.

there were a few moments of stunned silence and then he started softly crying, lmao. little 16 y/o bitch thought he was a big man.

i just said "...so i guess i'll expect that late payment on monday" and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645552)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: glassy histrionic casino wrinkle

(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645591)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker

not harrison, though he's 180

this 100% happened a few hours ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645638)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mediation preventive strike

if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after walking away like the bitch you are then sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645640)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Very tactful citrine potus property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645643)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker

sure keep telling yourself that rajesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645665)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Bateful Hyperactive Theatre Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692647)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: supple federal coldplay fan locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647134)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: Vengeful haunted graveyard church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647368)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Ruby French Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647372)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: razzle associate public bath

OP:

https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frightened-businessman-ws.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645829)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker

u:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645961)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: Ungodly ebony cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647124)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Twinkling boyish university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647129)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Passionate pontificating kitchen pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692637)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Misanthropic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692672)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: stimulating bat-shit-crazy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692675)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: bright exciting ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645838)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Heady Bossy Goal In Life

cool story teddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645893)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: brilliant corner dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#38477270)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: cerebral topaz hell

You get zer0 pussy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645898)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker

(chink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645950)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: cerebral topaz hell

Show me a picture of your gun dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645959)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker

https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36646042)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Set Kitty Cat

penis do not click

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36646047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: umber jew

maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36646935)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: mahogany point azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647023)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Comical Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36648093)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed territorial dopamine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36651754)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Misanthropic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692669)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: erotic senate laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645969)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Galvanic Set Kitty Cat

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645977)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker

shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36646111)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Galvanic Set Kitty Cat

solid flame thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647026)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker

not flame

just got my payment too lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647072)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Harsh bearded boltzmann sanctuary

(xo 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36646948)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: Beta Half-breed

this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647077)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Ruby French Roast Beef

(gay dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647371)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker

*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647428)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Ruby French Roast Beef

(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647438)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker

in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but this just happened yesterday and i got paid so it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647458)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Ruby French Roast Beef

yeah bend the knee motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36648969)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: aquamarine dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647378)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Balding gaming laptop

He’s only vintage Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692724)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: laughsome coiffed incel

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647073)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Walnut Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647364)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647393)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: Self-centered Dead Knife Chad

180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647128)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: aquamarine dog poop

*subscribes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647380)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Comical Generalized Bond

the asian mind, ladies and gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36648088)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Beta Half-breed

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692616)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: blathering clown institution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692648)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Crawly Abnormal Pozpig

lol @ not collecting all money in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692695)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Bateful Hyperactive Theatre Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692700)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored Bipolar Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692709)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:21 AM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#38477266)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: Dun fighting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#38720042)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 3:44 AM
Author: Chartreuse Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#42459281)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: dull contagious weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#44813850)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#49592657)