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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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adventurous hospital
  03/07/19
they actually all take "Apple" as their surname wh...
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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Onyx Cruise Ship Mother
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
gay stubborn church
  03/07/19
“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
Aqua circlehead
  03/07/19
Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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LJL.
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  03/08/19
great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
twinkling ape water buffalo
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
Odious Juggernaut
  03/07/19
Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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  03/07/19
Tim D'Apple
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Ivory toaster
  03/07/19
This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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  03/11/19
ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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"Trump said a thing" the archetypical Obeezy thre...
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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  03/07/19
Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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  03/11/19
Having a good day so far?
adventurous hospital
  03/11/19
The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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  03/11/19
Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clo...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: adventurous hospital

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Galvanic citrine multi-billionaire

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: adventurous hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: hyperventilating heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Submissive Parlour Hominid

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Boyish filthpig stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: thriller avocado theater stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: gay stubborn church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling institution scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: cracking orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Duck-like Lemon Crackhouse

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Sadistic Up-to-no-good Trailer Park

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Curious mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Boyish filthpig stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: vigorous prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Iridescent Bateful Ticket Booth Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: self-centered supple box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Duck-like Lemon Crackhouse

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Curious mood

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Sadistic Up-to-no-good Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Harsh Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: gay stubborn church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant blood rage

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser canary church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Boyish filthpig stag film

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: ruddy dragon dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser canary church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Cyan big-titted becky

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Onyx Cruise Ship Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: gay stubborn church

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Aqua circlehead

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: multi-colored station

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Wonderful tanning salon

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bat shit crazy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Cyan big-titted becky

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Ivory toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: twinkling ape water buffalo

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: lascivious burgundy home

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Motley lavender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Curious mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: spruce blathering property

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Light dashing elastic band travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: twinkling ape water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: twinkling ape water buffalo

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Razzle boiling water

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Red Overrated Reading Party

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Odious Juggernaut

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: histrionic sapphire plaza

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: passionate lay people who are hurt

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Ivory toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Bearded Heady Piazza

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Smoky Sticky Spot

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Harsh Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: gay stubborn church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed sick dilemma electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: adventurous hospital

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bat shit crazy forum

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: alcoholic carnelian faggot firefighter library

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: massive garrison stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: racy henna puppy

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: violet angry turdskin

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Ivory toaster

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: crawly friendly grandma

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Harsh Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Odious Juggernaut

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Cyan big-titted becky

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Pale Electric Jewess Corner

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Irradiated primrose hell

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: adventurous hospital

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Aqua circlehead

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered newt feces

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37915994)