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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
chartreuse trump supporter
  07/10/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
honey-headed friendly grandma
  10/13/22
love the effort
poppy office
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
frozen dopamine
  07/10/22
Team Crust
chartreuse trump supporter
  07/10/22
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self-centered zippy hall yarmulke
  07/10/22
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chartreuse trump supporter
  07/10/22
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chartreuse trump supporter
  07/11/22
Lol
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  07/10/22
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Territorial amethyst mother
  07/10/22
Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
Hilarious roast beef ape
  07/10/22
Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
chartreuse trump supporter
  07/10/22
Same
chartreuse trump supporter
  07/11/22
Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
cerebral nofapping jap
  07/10/22
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Thriller affirmative action locus
  07/10/22
Lmao
charismatic doctorate
  07/10/22
I lost it at (no explanation)
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Ivory alcoholic meetinghouse
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violent pit
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chartreuse trump supporter
  07/11/22
I guess
Black provocative kitchen
  07/11/22
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Spruce tattoo area
  07/11/22
“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
Hilarious roast beef ape
  07/11/22
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zombie-like glittery lay scourge upon the earth
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self-centered zippy hall yarmulke
  07/11/22
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honey-headed friendly grandma
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chartreuse trump supporter
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Wild organic girlfriend address
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honey-headed friendly grandma
  10/13/22
180
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  10/24/22
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orchid duck-like stead messiness
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chartreuse trump supporter
  10/24/22
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chartreuse trump supporter
  07/08/23
But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
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orchid duck-like stead messiness
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chartreuse trump supporter
  09/09/23
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violent pit
  09/09/23
Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
cerebral nofapping jap
  09/15/23
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chartreuse trump supporter
  09/07/24
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Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26
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cooked unc
  03/12/26
Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26


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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: honey-headed friendly grandma

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UW-MKthI0



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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: poppy office

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: frozen dopamine

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: self-centered zippy hall yarmulke



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: self-centered zippy hall yarmulke

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: Territorial amethyst mother



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef ape

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: cerebral nofapping jap

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: Thriller affirmative action locus



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: charismatic doctorate

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: charismatic doctorate

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Arrogant indian lodge



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating church



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Ivory alcoholic meetinghouse



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: violent pit



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Black provocative kitchen

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Spruce tattoo area



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: Hilarious roast beef ape

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: zombie-like glittery lay scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: self-centered zippy hall yarmulke



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: honey-headed friendly grandma



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: Wild organic girlfriend address



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: honey-headed friendly grandma



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good multi-colored dog poop

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: honey-headed friendly grandma



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: orchid duck-like stead messiness



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: diverse nudist nursing home filthpig

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: orchid duck-like stead messiness



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: violent pit



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: cerebral nofapping jap

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: chartreuse trump supporter



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: cooked unc



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

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