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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
domesticated dysfunction
  07/17/22
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Crystalline glittery trailer park
  07/17/22
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big preventive strike
  07/17/22
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snowy pocket flask
  07/18/22
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domesticated dysfunction
  09/29/22
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domesticated dysfunction
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Aromatic mildly autistic market giraffe
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Aromatic mildly autistic market giraffe
  01/07/23
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snowy pocket flask
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
wonderful carmine locale international law enforcement agency
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
wonderful carmine locale international law enforcement agency
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
cobalt histrionic black woman volcanic crater
  03/18/23
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domesticated dysfunction
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
wonderful carmine locale international law enforcement agency
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Bipolar mexican
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Shaky pungent depressive
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Diverse boiling water
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Diverse boiling water
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Diverse boiling water
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
brilliant arrogant dog poop
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Diverse boiling water
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Diverse boiling water
  08/23/24
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Diverse boiling water
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Diverse boiling water
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Diverse boiling water
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Diverse boiling water
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
claret spot degenerate
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
magical home
  09/28/24
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domesticated dysfunction
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Diverse boiling water
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Diverse boiling water
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: domesticated dysfunction

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Crystalline glittery trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: big preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: snowy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: domesticated dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: domesticated dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Aromatic mildly autistic market giraffe

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Aromatic mildly autistic market giraffe

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: snowy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: wonderful carmine locale international law enforcement agency

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: wonderful carmine locale international law enforcement agency

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: cobalt histrionic black woman volcanic crater

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: domesticated dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: wonderful carmine locale international law enforcement agency

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Bipolar mexican

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Shaky pungent depressive

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Diverse boiling water

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Diverse boiling water

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Diverse boiling water

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: brilliant arrogant dog poop

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Diverse boiling water

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Diverse boiling water

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Diverse boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Diverse boiling water

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Diverse boiling water

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Diverse boiling water

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: claret spot degenerate

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: magical home

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: domesticated dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Diverse boiling water

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Diverse boiling water

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#49932244)