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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: floppy scourge upon the earth

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: floppy scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed set



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: talented house liquid oxygen



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed set



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: exhilarant impressive rigor shrine

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: aquamarine doobsian chapel

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: talented house liquid oxygen



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Canary Milk



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: misunderstood theater stage gunner

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Comical smoky orchestra pit brethren

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: floppy scourge upon the earth

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: aquamarine doobsian chapel

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: mint rambunctious rehab private investor

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible gay sound barrier



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Rebellious Nofapping Corn Cake Gas Station



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: talented house liquid oxygen



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Abusive startled sex offender



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: talented house liquid oxygen



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: aquamarine doobsian chapel

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: clear codepig preventive strike



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: talented house liquid oxygen



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: floppy scourge upon the earth



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible gay sound barrier



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: provocative yellow piazza

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: aquamarine doobsian chapel



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Sinister incel



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Sinister incel



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible gay sound barrier



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling menage

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: floppy scourge upon the earth

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible gay sound barrier

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Sinister incel



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: floppy scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Bossy church macaca



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: floppy scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Obsidian hairy legs ratface

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Canary Milk

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Onyx Trump Supporter Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#49467431)