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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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charcoal jew
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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This is so fucked up.
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Wonderful Reading Party Step-uncle's House
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Titillating Theater Stage Therapy
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
multi-colored point new version
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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free-loading supple corn cake
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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arousing maize hairy legs
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Big if true
Translucent confused lodge
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
thriller fishy foreskin cuckoldry
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Wonderful Reading Party Step-uncle's House
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Tick tock spaceporn
sexy fragrant senate
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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free-loading supple corn cake
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Mildly autistic kitchen volcanic crater
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
aggressive goal in life
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
cheese-eating tan codepig piazza
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couple weeks ago. you?
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aqua nighttime liquid oxygen church building
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
Medicated azn
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new here?
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charcoal jew
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
Razzle-dazzle claret dog poop giraffe
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
cheese-eating tan codepig piazza
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
aqua nighttime liquid oxygen church building
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throwaway?
Razzle-dazzle claret dog poop giraffe
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
aqua nighttime liquid oxygen church building
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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aqua nighttime liquid oxygen church building
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
Medicated azn
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new poaster, first day?
Chestnut hairless kitty cat
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
Medicated azn
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
alcoholic coral mental disorder
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
Razzle-dazzle claret dog poop giraffe
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: aggressive goal in life

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: electric church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: charcoal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Chestnut hairless kitty cat

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Obsidian mewling faggotry

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: free-loading supple corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: doobsian naked address

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: charcoal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Bespoke concupiscible mood brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: free-loading supple corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: sinister balding voyeur set

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Chrome Half-breed Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: aqua nighttime liquid oxygen church building

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Reading Party Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Titillating Theater Stage Therapy

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: multi-colored point new version

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Marvelous range faggot firefighter

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: free-loading supple corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: crawly cruise ship

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: thriller fishy foreskin cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen volcanic crater

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: arousing maize hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Translucent confused lodge

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: thriller fishy foreskin cuckoldry

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: aggressive goal in life

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Reading Party Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: sexy fragrant senate

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: cheese-eating tan codepig piazza

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: sexy fragrant senate

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating tan codepig piazza

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: free-loading supple corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Narrow-minded olive dragon indian lodge

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Talented harsh dilemma

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring blue jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: aggressive goal in life

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating tan codepig piazza

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: aggressive goal in life

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: aggressive goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: aqua nighttime liquid oxygen church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Medicated azn

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: heady lettuce

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: charcoal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle claret dog poop giraffe

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: cheese-eating tan codepig piazza

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: aqua nighttime liquid oxygen church building

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle claret dog poop giraffe

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: aqua nighttime liquid oxygen church building

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle claret dog poop giraffe

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: aqua nighttime liquid oxygen church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Medicated azn

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Chestnut hairless kitty cat

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Medicated azn

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: alcoholic coral mental disorder

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: multi-colored point new version

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle claret dog poop giraffe

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: alcoholic coral mental disorder

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring blue jewess

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Sepia at-the-ready house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring blue jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: purple center

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Judgmental theater french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle claret dog poop giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse talking hissy fit home



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: multi-colored point new version

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Sepia at-the-ready house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Avocado lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Chrome Half-breed Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Passionate cumskin library

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hospital Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: free-loading supple corn cake



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