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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
soul-stirring violet site party of the first part
  11/17/23
feels like it
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
soul-stirring violet site party of the first part
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
soul-stirring violet site party of the first part
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
...
carmine bipolar marketing idea
  11/17/23
...
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
Contagious brindle haunted graveyard
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
...
Procedurally Wonky TP
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
Concupiscible aggressive shrine
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
Concupiscible aggressive shrine
  11/17/23
ty
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
cr pick
Trip filthy office
  11/17/23
ty
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
tcw
Ruddy irradiated state
  11/17/23
Ty
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
crystalline seedy dragon
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
Trip filthy office
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
Concupiscible aggressive shrine
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
Concupiscible aggressive shrine
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
curious telephone
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
curious telephone
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
curious telephone
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
Bonkers lascivious jap
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
Concupiscible aggressive shrine
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
*likes it*
Concupiscible aggressive shrine
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
Concupiscible aggressive shrine
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
clear beady-eyed windowlicker circlehead
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
azure fortuitous meteor digit ratio
  11/17/23
cr
smoky mewling parlor
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
smoky mewling parlor
  11/18/23
...
unholy burgundy brunch black woman
  11/18/23
...
turkey
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring violet site party of the first part

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring violet site party of the first part

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring violet site party of the first part

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: carmine bipolar marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Contagious brindle haunted graveyard

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Procedurally Wonky TP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive shrine

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive shrine

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Trip filthy office

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: Ruddy irradiated state

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: crystalline seedy dragon

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: Trip filthy office

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive shrine

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive shrine

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: curious telephone

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: curious telephone

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: curious telephone

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Bonkers lascivious jap

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive shrine

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive shrine

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive shrine

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: clear beady-eyed windowlicker circlehead

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: azure fortuitous meteor digit ratio

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: smoky mewling parlor

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: unholy burgundy brunch black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#49454121)