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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
nubile thirsty elastic band
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Yellow locus sandwich
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
nubile thirsty elastic band
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Yellow locus sandwich
  09/10/24
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fighting pocket flask
  09/10/24
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fighting pocket flask
  09/10/24
Same
Fragrant gaping cuck
  09/10/24
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boyish pink hell
  05/04/26
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fighting pocket flask
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
nubile thirsty elastic band
  09/10/24
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fighting pocket flask
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
nubile thirsty elastic band
  09/10/24
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Yellow locus sandwich
  09/10/24
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Pale Coldplay Fan Indian Lodge
  09/10/24
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Motley elite people who are hurt juggernaut
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Yellow locus sandwich
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
bearded vigorous corn cake business firm
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
carmine hairy legs
  09/10/24
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nubile thirsty elastic band
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translucent resort
  10/22/24
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fighting pocket flask
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boyish pink hell
  11/26/24
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mustard church national security agency
  03/12/26
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aromatic indigo stag film
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aromatic indigo stag film
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
cerebral startling home kitty cat
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
nubile thirsty elastic band
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
gold stage prole
  11/26/24
First day?
nubile thirsty elastic band
  05/04/26
1800000
Fantasy-prone house-broken abode
  10/23/24
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razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen
  05/04/26
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slimy jet ratface shrine
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
racy private investor
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
fighting pocket flask
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
Salmon glittery set affirmative action
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
racy private investor
  05/04/26
...
nubile thirsty elastic band
  05/04/26
Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollar...
Yellow locus sandwich
  05/04/26
Bangarang!
nubile thirsty elastic band
  05/04/26
Goddamn!!
racy private investor
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: nubile thirsty elastic band

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Yellow locus sandwich

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: nubile thirsty elastic band

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Yellow locus sandwich

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: fighting pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: fighting pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Fragrant gaping cuck

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: boyish pink hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863636)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: fighting pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: nubile thirsty elastic band

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: fighting pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: nubile thirsty elastic band

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Yellow locus sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Pale Coldplay Fan Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Motley elite people who are hurt juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Yellow locus sandwich

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: bearded vigorous corn cake business firm

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: carmine hairy legs

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: nubile thirsty elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: translucent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: fighting pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: boyish pink hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: mustard church national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: aromatic indigo stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: aromatic indigo stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: cerebral startling home kitty cat

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: nubile thirsty elastic band

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: gold stage prole

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48382253)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: nubile thirsty elastic band

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863910)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone house-broken abode

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863640)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: slimy jet ratface shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49736580)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: racy private investor

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: fighting pocket flask

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Salmon glittery set affirmative action

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: racy private investor

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863770)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: nubile thirsty elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863911)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Yellow locus sandwich

Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollars tax free.

nyugg has been doing this for free for over a decade.

I think that tells us quite a lot about nyugg.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863897)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: nubile thirsty elastic band

Bangarang!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863907)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: racy private investor

Goddamn!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49863952)