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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole | 09/10/24 |
| Ivory provocative shitlib | 09/10/24 |
| Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole | 09/10/24 |
| Ivory provocative shitlib | 09/10/24 |
| vermilion area | 09/10/24 |
| vermilion area | 09/10/24 |
| shimmering godawful school | 09/10/24 |
| vermilion area | 09/10/24 |
| Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole | 09/10/24 |
| vermilion area | 09/10/24 |
| Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole | 09/10/24 |
| Ivory provocative shitlib | 09/10/24 |
| nudist gas station | 09/10/24 |
| Ungodly aquamarine old irish cottage | 09/10/24 |
| Ivory provocative shitlib | 09/10/24 |
| Orchid Windowlicker | 09/10/24 |
| mischievous fortuitous meteor garrison | 09/10/24 |
| Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole | 09/10/24 |
| Sable Selfie | 10/22/24 |
| vermilion area | 09/10/24 |
| hot digit ratio | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| Avocado Dashing Police Squad Theatre | 10/07/24 |
| Avocado Dashing Police Squad Theatre | 10/22/24 |
| unhinged translucent idea he suggested | 10/23/24 |
| Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole | 10/23/24 |
| khaki dingle berry | 11/26/24 |
| floppy background story | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Ivory provocative shitlib 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Ivory provocative shitlib in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: vermilion area LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: vermilion area LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: shimmering godawful school Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: vermilion area BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: vermilion area I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Ivory provocative shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: nudist gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Ungodly aquamarine old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Ivory provocative shitlib I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Orchid Windowlicker Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: mischievous fortuitous meteor garrison Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Sable Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: vermilion area lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: hot digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Avocado Dashing Police Squad Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Avocado Dashing Police Squad Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: unhinged translucent idea he suggested Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: khaki dingle berry The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: floppy background story 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49736580) |