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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Ivory provocative shitlib
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Ivory provocative shitlib
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
vermilion area
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
vermilion area
  09/10/24
Same
shimmering godawful school
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
vermilion area
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
vermilion area
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole
  09/10/24
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Ivory provocative shitlib
  09/10/24
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nudist gas station
  09/10/24
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Ungodly aquamarine old irish cottage
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Ivory provocative shitlib
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Orchid Windowlicker
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
mischievous fortuitous meteor garrison
  09/10/24
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Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole
  09/10/24
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Sable Selfie
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
vermilion area
  09/10/24
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hot digit ratio
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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Avocado Dashing Police Squad Theatre
  10/07/24
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Avocado Dashing Police Squad Theatre
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
unhinged translucent idea he suggested
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
khaki dingle berry
  11/26/24
1800000
floppy background story
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Ivory provocative shitlib

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Ivory provocative shitlib

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: vermilion area

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: vermilion area

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: shimmering godawful school

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: vermilion area

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: vermilion area

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Ivory provocative shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: nudist gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Ungodly aquamarine old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Ivory provocative shitlib

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Orchid Windowlicker

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: mischievous fortuitous meteor garrison

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Sable Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: vermilion area

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: hot digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Avocado Dashing Police Squad Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Avocado Dashing Police Squad Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: unhinged translucent idea he suggested

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant Crystalline Brunch Prole

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: khaki dingle berry

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: floppy background story

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49736580)