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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
histrionic property
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
gay vivacious school cafeteria
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
At-the-ready Box Office Main People
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
hilarious knife
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Lake cracking old irish cottage theater
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Diverse garrison filthpig
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
histrionic property
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Comical mustard new version
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
electric olive useless brakes
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
beta crackhouse reading party
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
stimulating stain
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard
  08/29/25
no
stimulating stain
  08/29/25
Eat shit
flesh address coldplay fan
  08/29/25
...
stimulating stain
  08/28/25
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flesh address coldplay fan
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
racy mood faggotry
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Cerise Big Ape Site
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
fragrant stag film
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Cerise Big Ape Site
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Translucent indecent kitty
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Adventurous office selfie
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
gay vivacious school cafeteria
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
gay vivacious school cafeteria
  08/28/25
wow
Lake cracking old irish cottage theater
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
hairless factory reset button set
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth newt
  08/29/25
...
Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
excitant maroon business firm
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
misanthropic bistre mediation native
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: histrionic property

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: gay vivacious school cafeteria

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: At-the-ready Box Office Main People

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: hilarious knife

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Lake cracking old irish cottage theater

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Diverse garrison filthpig

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: histrionic property

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Comical mustard new version

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: electric olive useless brakes

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: beta crackhouse reading party

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: stimulating stain

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: stimulating stain

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: flesh address coldplay fan

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: stimulating stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: flesh address coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: racy mood faggotry

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Cerise Big Ape Site

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fragrant stag film

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Cerise Big Ape Site

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Translucent indecent kitty

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Adventurous office selfie

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: gay vivacious school cafeteria

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: gay vivacious school cafeteria

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Lake cracking old irish cottage theater

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: hairless factory reset button set

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth newt

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Thriller Silver House Haunted Graveyard

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: excitant maroon business firm

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: misanthropic bistre mediation native

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#50102080)