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The Pritzker blackjack thread still isn’t dumb as SP’s card counting thread
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: Heady Splenetic Pervert About how it’s frustrating if the player before him hits on a hand he should have stood on, but instead busts and denies spaceporn “his” king or whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355443) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: green mildly autistic affirmative action twinkling uncleanness it make sense because other players make it harder for u right u have to wait longer etc and they are target of your ffrustrate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355548) |
Date: October 17th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: irradiated azn lol, link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355485) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:08 AM Author: Chestnut Lodge That thread is way worse actually. Cons are spectacularly dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355487) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:08 AM Author: Vivacious Frum Point Filthpig god that one was amazing
someone plz bump |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: irradiated azn found it, bumped it it's staggeringly stupid LOL https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4782366&mc=269&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: marvelous soggy library ratface Other posters are staggeringly stupid you mean. I was and am right by any measure.
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: irradiated azn sure bud sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355526) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: cerise beady-eyed brunch potus painful thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355556) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: marvelous soggy library ratface I was actually dead right. You are just too dumb to get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355502) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:13 AM Author: Vivacious Frum Point Filthpig "Speak of the butt of the joke, and he shall appear" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355514) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: irradiated azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355516) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: Self-centered Crystalline Legal Warrant Laser Beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355521) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Chestnut Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355552) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: Self-centered Crystalline Legal Warrant Laser Beams theyre both retarded. spaceporns was ordinary dunning kruger retarded but nsams is bizarre schizo retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355518) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: marvelous soggy library ratface Mine was and is correct. I don’t know what nsam was talking about.
If you are counting cards or tracking cards and playing for hours at a time you have a certain understanding as to probability of certain cards surfacing. If someone pops in and makes a dumb or irrational move, that throws off your approximate calibrations with respect to subsequent hands. It’s not that complicated unless you are a moron or are just trolling me. Gunner do I have to do a call out of you too now? |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: irradiated azn https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355537) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: Vivacious Frum Point Filthpig we give poasters like NSAM and candy ride a hard time, but no one here is even close to as stupid as you are
i cannot believe that it's "legal" for you to represent other citizens in a court of law |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: irradiated azn I think we need to call the Virginia character & fitness people about how he calls his clients niggers and mocks them and talks about the privileged & confidential details of his clients' ongoing cases (while calling them dumb niggers) right here on this public forum after that it would no longer be "legal" for him to represent other citizens in a court of law |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: marvelous soggy library ratface Please do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355557) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: irradiated azn why do you call your bosses' clients niggers and mock them and talks about the privileged & confidential details of your bosses' clients' ongoing cases (while calling them dumb niggers) right here on this public forum, Christopher? you don't think Bill and Walt would be upset about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355566) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: marvelous soggy library ratface Please do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355571) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: brilliant trump supporter I saw you write that multiple times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355753) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: Self-centered Crystalline Legal Warrant Laser Beams spaceporn is dumber than candy ride but he's also a far better attorney.
the biggest difference is that spaceporn is diligent, aggressive, and tries to be responsive. candy ride is just blithely dismissive. look at this blackjack shit: spaceporn, years later, is arguing about it and explaining why. candy ride just said “i know more about gambling than you” and walked away.
you see the same thing in their lawyering. candy ride loses and just says “the judge is mad im smarter than him and went to a better school.” spaceporn, at least, files things that are procedurally correct and gets to the merits.
if this blackjack shit was litigation you'd be way better off with spaceporn. they're both wrong and stupid, but if you were on the losing side, at least spaceporn would make the argument and maybe even pester the opposing side enough to eek out a decent settlement. but if you're on the winning side candy ride would fumble the case by mixing up bates stamps and treating the bench with disdain, and then just scoff that judge is jealous he went to chicago.
spaceporns stupidity and intransigence is actually a huge boon shitlawyering. if you don't understand why you're wrong and are certain you're right you can pursue an argument with the vigor of a zealot.
this is why, despite both being dumb, and spaceporn being dumber, spaceporn is now a PARTNER and making real money while candy ride is litigating four figure cases and still getting bench slapped every time.
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: Vivacious Frum Point Filthpig there is absolutely no way i would ever hire spaceporn for literally anything. the guy is a total fucking idiot, straight up. i wouldn't let him mow my lawn for free, let alone represent me in court
candy ride obviously isn't the smartest guy in the world but it's not fair to compare him to spaceporn |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:12 PM Author: irradiated azn cr a quick review of the car horn case thread should clarify that you would not hire spaceporn to get your groceries let alone litigate a case for you lol |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:27 PM Author: Self-centered Crystalline Legal Warrant Laser Beams the car honk cass is a perfect example. compare his performance to candy's RICO+CONVERSION case. spaceporn is able to at least elucidate his argument on the merits. candy ride couldnt even get to his because his filings are dogshit and hes too arrogant to consider and respond to the judges, resulting in a verbal and written bench slap.
if the car honk shit was the best argument for spaceporns client, he at least gave him a shot, even if it was destined to lose. candy ride is actively toxic to his clients interests, never getting to the merits and the judges disliking him personally.
ive known many successful shitlawyers like spaceporn. you dont need to be a genius to do slip and trips, but you do need to be diligent and aggressive. spaceporn will never be "sanctioned", he will never have to “amend” his pleadings 10x because of a lack of diligence.
the career and life outcomes speak for themselves. candy ride is broke and treading water. spaceporn, through sheer retard determination, has made it to shitlaw prince.
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:25 AM Author: Brindle razzmatazz faggot firefighter please stop this
i realize this is universally understood to be true at the montana indian reservations but it is not accurate |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: marvelous soggy library ratface I think you need to direct this to MPA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355564) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: Impertinent geriatric whorehouse wagecucks “that throws off your approximate calibrations with respect to subsequent hands.”
Oh I get it now. You can’t envision a “master card counter” not flying into a rage because a minor inconvenience happened and losing his count. Because that’s normal for smart people like yourself.
Although again as explained a million times it’s not actually an inconvenience (and depending on the card you get might even be good for him!) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:52 AM Author: Hideous bistre gaping community account You can't count cards anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355607) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: Self-centered Crystalline Legal Warrant Laser Beams i poasted that maths in the og thread. i also poasted professional card counters that agree it doesn't matter. there is no amount of evidence that will convince you, either mathematical proof or testimony from the efforts. its amazing youre still dying on this hill.
you will never "call" my father, you will never get me "grounded". |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Pearly Stage *pulls card from 1,024-deck shoe* *provides the card-counter with MORE information* |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Self-centered Crystalline Legal Warrant Laser Beams yeah but what if he pulls the 10 that would've busted the dealer? ever think of that smart guy?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355850) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: garnet sexy theater stage maybe spaceporn doesn't know what card counting is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355612) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Pearly Stage he is almost certainly the dumbest poaster here if you don’t count the non-functioning mentally ill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355670) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: irradiated azn see my post just below, I think it's a fight between spaceporn and nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355679) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: Pearly Stage i am placing nyuug squarely in the non-functioning mentally ill category. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355704) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: irradiated azn fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355716) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Self-centered Crystalline Legal Warrant Laser Beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355851) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: Vivacious Frum Point Filthpig 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355706) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: irradiated azn spaceporn seems to understand "counting cards" as well as nyuug understands "shorting" i.e. not at all but because they are both quite stupid but with majorly delusional Dunning-Kruger they are both completely certain that they are smart and everybody else laughing at them is stupid come to think of it, there are a lot of similarities between spaceporn and nyuug, including that they are both aging failures in the fight of their lives to "prove" to xo that they are not aging failures |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Self-centered Crystalline Legal Warrant Laser Beams spaceporn seems to understand the rough shape of what card counting is and how it works. he just cant wrap his mind around a player affecting the outcome of a single hand negatively doesn't affect the overall probability and so has no impact on the card counter over time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355860) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: garnet sexy theater stage he's suffering from availability bias, which is a classic low iq tell.
he's not properly weighting all the times the poor player improves the deck from the counter's perspective or for that matter "takes" the card before the card the counter wanted |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Self-centered Crystalline Legal Warrant Laser Beams right. it's a bit cringe but the spongebob patrick meme works perfectly here.
"the way card counting works is the card counter knows when a deck is more or less favorable by percentage of higher value cards in the deck"
"right."
"a single card doesn't impact this significantly, a deck gets better or worse gradually as cards are played."
"yup."
"that's why card counters rarely play heads up: they want to get to the bottom of the shoe as cheaply as possible, so it's helpful for other players to exhaust the cards without them betting."
"sounds right."
"so if player makes a bad move and hits when he shouldn't, it doesn't impact the card counters probability over time, and if anything is beneficial to the card counter because it gives him more information."
"not if the bad player takes the 10 that would have busted the dealer. the card counter loses the hand in that case so it's obviously bad." |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:37 PM Author: irradiated azn devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355933) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: garnet sexy theater stage what's odd is that it's right there in the name: "counting cards"
it's not "modeling a table of perfect blackjack players" |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Bespoke senate love of her life he's more into kid counting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355678) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:46 PM Author: vigorous office masturbator Can someone give me a cliffs of the spaceporn thing, I don't understand gambling (I think it's evil & Jewish) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355724) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Vivacious Frum Point Filthpig spaceporn is like your fat prole friend who gets mad at the old asian guy at the blackjack table for taking "his" card when he hits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355760) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: Brindle razzmatazz faggot firefighter SP believes your cards have been predestined and that people who interfere with optimum betting strategies have sabotaged you. There is some element of card counting in his work that I cant rationalize so glossed over. |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: Bateful tan elastic band sneaky criminal Spaceporn is correct, but NSAM is painfully wrong imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355882) |