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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
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He is lying about his height though
scarlet hairraiser den karate
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he;s actually 6'4?
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Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
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Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
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lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
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entire stadium knew it immediately
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A MAJESTIC BLAST
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He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
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Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
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now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
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Best baseball player ever.
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And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
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yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
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1.2M per year until he retires.
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This wretched city does not deserve him
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3 HRs, best athlete in history
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Off 3 different pitchers lol
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10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
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He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
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tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
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John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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I bet you would suck his dick
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Japanese, champ
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i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
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no homo at all
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The Emperor is pleased
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If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
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Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
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is he rly zzz?
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Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: scarlet hairraiser den karate

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: scarlet hairraiser den karate

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: abnormal out-of-control plaza



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: big site persian



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Haunting razzle mad cow disease stage

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: galvanic hot pocket flask



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: multi-colored locale

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Haunting razzle mad cow disease stage

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Haunting razzle mad cow disease stage

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino

entire stadium knew it immediately

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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: odious blue fat ankles range

A MAJESTIC BLAST

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic dark haunted graveyard

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Chocolate candlestick maker resort

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Chocolate candlestick maker resort

Best baseball player ever.

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: histrionic pungent dysfunction church

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Chocolate candlestick maker resort

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Comical sanctuary newt

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling drab quadroon

This wretched city does not deserve him

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino

3 HRs, best athlete in history

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: spectacular flirting gas station



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: histrionic pungent dysfunction church

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: abnormal out-of-control plaza

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Sick flatulent university gaming laptop

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: spectacular flirting gas station



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: abnormal out-of-control plaza

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: galvanic hot pocket flask



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: stirring mewling windowlicker



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: marvelous crotch

lol

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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Dun Abode Weed Whacker



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: lascivious up-to-no-good hall

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: lascivious up-to-no-good hall

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: big site persian



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Dashing Unhinged Cuckold

:(

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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Cobalt messiness associate



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Puce tantric shrine reading party

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Drunken Bateful Orchestra Pit



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: multi-colored locale

I bet you would suck his dick

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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: khaki stimulating national double fault

Japanese, champ

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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Flushed Rigor Home

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness associate



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Haunting razzle mad cow disease stage



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino

no homo at all

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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: khaki stimulating national double fault

The Emperor is pleased

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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Haunting razzle mad cow disease stage

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: electric lay patrolman

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Shimmering Bossy Kitty Cat Jewess

stfu ZZZ

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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: slate idea he suggested

is he rly zzz?

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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: odious blue fat ankles range



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: lascivious up-to-no-good hall

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating casino



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