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This Joke Explains Iran Today (The Atlantic)

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work fo...
know-it-all circlehead
  03/04/26
haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "w...
passionate rose lodge
  03/04/26
the best part is how israeli media and leadership are openly...
Contagious shaky plaza karate
  03/04/26
"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is pa...
Swashbuckling hot parlor trump supporter
  03/04/26
what’s his moniker?
khaki senate
  03/04/26
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know-it-all circlehead
  03/04/26
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Big-titted big stage philosopher-king
  03/04/26
Unbelievable
maniacal geriatric corner
  03/04/26


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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: know-it-all circlehead

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work for Israel and the United States to overthrow the Khamenei theocratic regime?”

The Iranian replies: “I am willing!”

The agent says: “That’s awesome! A hundred thousand dollars!”

The Iranian looks troubled, hesitates for a moment, grits his teeth and says: “A hundred thousand it is! But I can’t come up with that much all at once—can I pay in installments?”

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/03/iran-war-humor-people/686223/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49714307)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: passionate rose lodge

haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "we'll be hailed as liberators" shit?

when the war on terror finally ended i thought the silver lining might be that it would be a long time before people would be convinced to enter another foreign boondoggle with such weak justifications. yet here we are!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49714319)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Contagious shaky plaza karate

the best part is how israeli media and leadership are openly talking about how their goal is to just fuck up iran as much as possible to weaken and destroy their society so that israel can bully them forever

this is while "we" are simultaneously pitching to the "iranian people" that they should "rise up" against their own government and military

sounds like a great deal for them huh? very cool and chill stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49716325)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hot parlor trump supporter

"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is paying me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49714336)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: khaki senate

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49714340)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: know-it-all circlehead



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Big-titted big stage philosopher-king



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: maniacal geriatric corner

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49716340)