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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
irradiated out-of-control box office community account
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
irradiated out-of-control box office community account
  05/01/26
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Umber property headpube
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Sepia cuck deer antler
  04/29/26
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Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  04/29/26
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Umber property headpube
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
medicated abode
  04/29/26
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Boyish pit old irish cottage
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Umber property headpube
  05/01/26
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Aggressive Bearded Athletic Conference Skinny Woman
  04/30/26
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Spectacular Point Turdskin
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Spectacular Point Turdskin
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Umber property headpube
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Boyish pit old irish cottage
  05/02/26
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Umber property headpube
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
medicated abode
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  04/29/26
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Umber property headpube
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Emerald stubborn kitty office
  04/29/26
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snowy famous landscape painting party of the first part
  04/29/26
180!
Boyish pit old irish cottage
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Sepia cuck deer antler
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Crystalline theater dragon
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
French carmine address organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
French carmine address organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
arrogant becky yarmulke
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
French carmine address organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
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Umber property headpube
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
arrogant becky yarmulke
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
French carmine address organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Umber property headpube
  05/01/26
180
Emerald stubborn kitty office
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Sepia cuck deer antler
  05/01/26
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Pearly Tattoo Dog Poop
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
sienna elite newt
  04/30/26
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sienna elite newt
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
jet supple pisswyrm
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
French carmine address organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  05/01/26
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Umber property headpube
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French carmine address organic girlfriend
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Umber property headpube
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
marvelous persian gas station
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Umber property headpube
  05/01/26
congrats!
Spectacular Point Turdskin
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Emerald stubborn kitty office
  05/01/26
180
Umber property headpube
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn
  05/01/26
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Umber property headpube
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
marvelous persian gas station
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Umber property headpube
  05/01/26
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Boyish pit old irish cottage
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: irradiated out-of-control box office community account

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: irradiated out-of-control box office community account

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Umber property headpube



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Sepia cuck deer antler



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Umber property headpube



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: medicated abode

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Boyish pit old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Umber property headpube



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Aggressive Bearded Athletic Conference Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Point Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Spectacular Point Turdskin

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Umber property headpube

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Boyish pit old irish cottage

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Umber property headpube



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: medicated abode

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Umber property headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Emerald stubborn kitty office



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: snowy famous landscape painting party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Boyish pit old irish cottage

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Sepia cuck deer antler

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Crystalline theater dragon

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: French carmine address organic girlfriend

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: French carmine address organic girlfriend

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: arrogant becky yarmulke

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: French carmine address organic girlfriend

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Umber property headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: arrogant becky yarmulke

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: French carmine address organic girlfriend

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Umber property headpube

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Emerald stubborn kitty office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Sepia cuck deer antler

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Pearly Tattoo Dog Poop



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: sienna elite newt

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: sienna elite newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: jet supple pisswyrm

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: French carmine address organic girlfriend

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Umber property headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: French carmine address organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Umber property headpube



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: marvelous persian gas station

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Umber property headpube

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Spectacular Point Turdskin

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Emerald stubborn kitty office

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Umber property headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Tanning Salon Azn

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Umber property headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: marvelous persian gas station

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Umber property headpube

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Boyish pit old irish cottage



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