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5.4.26: Stock Futures still STABLE after Iran strikes US Navy ship 🤡

with two missiles, futures briefly went down a whole .40% bu...
bossy volcanic crater menage
  05/04/26
I just purchased my first home in all cash thanks to the rev...
ruddy fighting theater stage
  05/04/26
thank,u shld put a painting of me in the entry way
bossy volcanic crater menage
  05/04/26
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Bearded amber business firm blood rage
  05/04/26
The inverse ETF is BDST. TURD is the 3x leverage ETF tracki...
Dull geriatric tank
  05/04/26
Holy shit, congrats
Flushed sexy senate
  05/04/26
No such Strike happened. Stop trolling.
alcoholic coiffed gaming laptop
  05/04/26
stfu Adam
Bearded amber business firm blood rage
  05/04/26
well if BAVAD KIKESTEIN FROM (((AXIOS))) says US govt offici...
bossy volcanic crater menage
  05/04/26
saar! saar! Missile fly, but no hit, saar!
glassy insanely creepy state persian
  05/04/26
Explain to me like I am a lizard saving myself for marriage ...
self-centered comical office digit ratio
  05/04/26
imagine Hardik the Handsome JPMorgan Indian Associate who ha...
bossy volcanic crater menage
  05/04/26
man when this finally hits people are going to make a fuckin...
At-the-ready rambunctious police squad
  05/04/26
i have 0 shares now so yeah
bossy volcanic crater menage
  05/04/26
no ship was struck.
titillating laser beams
  05/04/26
CENTCOM said no ship was hit, Iran said they fired warning s...
bossy volcanic crater menage
  05/04/26


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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:17 AM
Author: bossy volcanic crater menage

with two missiles, futures briefly went down a whole .40% but now have recovered in under 30 min. totally not fraud. FURK THIS SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863402)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: ruddy fighting theater stage

I just purchased my first home in all cash thanks to the reverse-Tommy etf TURD. Not quite exeunt but damn fine returns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863407)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: bossy volcanic crater menage

thank,u shld put a painting of me in the entry way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: Bearded amber business firm blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863446)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Dull geriatric tank

The inverse ETF is BDST. TURD is the 3x leverage ETF tracking Tommy’s returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863731)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Flushed sexy senate

Holy shit, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863821)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: alcoholic coiffed gaming laptop

No such Strike happened. Stop trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863417)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Bearded amber business firm blood rage

stfu Adam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863445)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: bossy volcanic crater menage

well if BAVAD KIKESTEIN FROM (((AXIOS))) says US govt officials deny it then it surely didnt happen, goy!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863447)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: glassy insanely creepy state persian

saar! saar! Missile fly, but no hit, saar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863449)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: self-centered comical office digit ratio

Explain to me like I am a lizard saving myself for marriage why Iran shooting missiles at navy ships would impact US stocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863532)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: bossy volcanic crater menage

imagine Hardik the Handsome JPMorgan Indian Associate who hangs out in the park you live in came and RAPED ur furking lizard boipussy reel good

thats what Iran is doing to US navy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863818)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: At-the-ready rambunctious police squad

man when this finally hits people are going to make a fucking fortune off of soxs in a matter of days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863823)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: bossy volcanic crater menage

i have 0 shares now so yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863895)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: titillating laser beams

no ship was struck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863923)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: bossy volcanic crater menage

CENTCOM said no ship was hit, Iran said they fired warning shops. CENTCOM never said no warning shots were fired. See how this works, retarded goys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863938)