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like do you need to "know a guy" to get out of jai...
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
They won't process a bond in the middle of the night most pl...
massive racy hunting ground principal's office
  07/02/26
Who will Contact my Employer and Set of Out Of Office Automa...
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
U going on the block homie. When the cells crack at 830 may...
massive racy hunting ground principal's office
  07/02/26
Tyrone set your Out of Office Automatic Replies at 8:31am
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
I'm not a lawyer, I'm just a massage parlor manager on the n...
Supple sapphire travel guidebook
  07/02/26
what about the movies where the Really Good Lawyer gets thei...
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
A lawyer can do that. You just need to retain one in advance...
Supple sapphire travel guidebook
  07/02/26
i really need to find a lawyer to put on retainer. for peace...
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
lots of scenarios you could need one for besides getting arr...
wild iridescent new version wagecucks
  07/02/26
i have lots of law questions often
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
if only you had mentally ill lawyer internet friends
wild iridescent new version wagecucks
  07/02/26
officer my phone call is actually gonna be an historic 100+ ...
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
...
wild iridescent new version wagecucks
  07/02/26
doesn't need to be a lawyer but you need SOMEONE on the outs...
wild iridescent new version wagecucks
  07/02/26
im reading that for nonviolent crimes you probably just get ...
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
yeah, must depend on the charge. but it doesn't need to be a...
wild iridescent new version wagecucks
  07/02/26
Yeah but did you contact your Family? I don't have Family
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
I was the person on the Outside, not related to the Prisoner
wild iridescent new version wagecucks
  07/02/26
ok assume I don't have a bpd gf
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
hmmm can't help you there, sorry. just know that in theory i...
wild iridescent new version wagecucks
  07/02/26
i need someone to set my Out of Office Automatic Replies
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
relatable
wild iridescent new version wagecucks
  07/02/26
My old secretary would have bailed me out and bought me brea...
massive racy hunting ground principal's office
  07/02/26
I could call my boss I have his phone number. ill just tell ...
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
what if he doesn't have a bpd secretary
wild iridescent new version wagecucks
  07/02/26
This is why you don't act like a shit to your mom.
massive racy hunting ground principal's office
  07/02/26
mommy im in jail cna u help
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
Then I guess you better get a secretary
massive racy hunting ground principal's office
  07/02/26
if youre actually rich there are yeah but not for wagies get...
harsh den quadroon
  07/02/26
Jenner has an entire division (“war clade”) set ...
brass frisky karate
  07/02/26
"you put that together with the lights, and the rain. a...
Light talking dysfunction
  07/02/26
Thanks.
brass frisky karate
  07/05/26


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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

like do you need to "know a guy" to get out of jail in the middle of the night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976387)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: massive racy hunting ground principal's office

They won't process a bond in the middle of the night most places. And usually the bond guy is going to wait to take the trip until he has a few lined up unless its a big bond. Big cities may be case by case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976398)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

Who will Contact my Employer and Set of Out Of Office Automatic Reply?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976412)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: massive racy hunting ground principal's office

U going on the block homie. When the cells crack at 830 maybe Tyrone put you on the phone with his code so you can reach out. But then you'll owe him...not a good situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976415)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

Tyrone set your Out of Office Automatic Replies at 8:31am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976420)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Supple sapphire travel guidebook

I'm not a lawyer, I'm just a massage parlor manager on the night shift, but if the police decide to house you (as opposed to just booking you and cutting you loose), you have to get arraigned first, before a lawyer make bail for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976396)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

what about the movies where the Really Good Lawyer gets their client out of jail in the middle of the night?

If I was Jailed I'd need someone to tell my Employer that I'm at the looney bin or something. And who would set my Our Of Office automatic message?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976409)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Supple sapphire travel guidebook

A lawyer can do that. You just need to retain one in advance. Ask Claude to find you a good local criminal defense firm and ask the paralegal specifically what number you call if you wind up in jail in the middle of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976432)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

i really need to find a lawyer to put on retainer. for peace of mind if anything else. i mean everyone has a dentist and a doctor. they don't tell you you need a laywer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976438)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: wild iridescent new version wagecucks

lots of scenarios you could need one for besides getting arrested imo. I don't have one either but seems shrewd. don't contact CSLG for anything involving integrity, that's for sure; he'll tell you that he's afraid to represent you in a TRO case, for example, because he's worried the person will come after him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976442)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

i have lots of law questions often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976448)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: wild iridescent new version wagecucks

if only you had mentally ill lawyer internet friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976457)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

officer my phone call is actually gonna be an historic 100+ poast thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976459)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: wild iridescent new version wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976463)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: wild iridescent new version wagecucks

doesn't need to be a lawyer but you need SOMEONE on the outside. bail bondsmen are open 24/7. don't ask how I know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976399)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

im reading that for nonviolent crimes you probably just get booked and released. but if they decide to hold you it sounds like you have to wait to get in front of a judge anyway. i just see in the movies that they always get a lawyer and the lawyer goes down to jail in the middle of the night and gets the guy out or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976405)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: wild iridescent new version wagecucks

yeah, must depend on the charge. but it doesn't need to be a lawyer. I've had two experiences with this with felony arrests ($50k bail => $3k bond) and was able to get it done overnight. neither resulted in charges or anything. there are just strict laws here about sending people to jail in potential DV situations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976417)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

Yeah but did you contact your Family? I don't have Family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976419)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: wild iridescent new version wagecucks

I was the person on the Outside, not related to the Prisoner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976421)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

ok assume I don't have a bpd gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976422)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: wild iridescent new version wagecucks

hmmm can't help you there, sorry. just know that in theory it can be a non-lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976423)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

i need someone to set my Out of Office Automatic Replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976426)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: wild iridescent new version wagecucks

relatable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976428)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: massive racy hunting ground principal's office

My old secretary would have bailed me out and bought me breakfast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976430)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

I could call my boss I have his phone number. ill just tell him im an alcoholic and going into rehab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976433)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: wild iridescent new version wagecucks

what if he doesn't have a bpd secretary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976435)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: massive racy hunting ground principal's office

This is why you don't act like a shit to your mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976443)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

mommy im in jail cna u help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976450)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: massive racy hunting ground principal's office

Then I guess you better get a secretary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976451)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: harsh den quadroon

if youre actually rich there are yeah but not for wagies getting duis or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976414)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: brass frisky karate

Jenner has an entire division (“war clade”) set aside specifically for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976441)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: Light talking dysfunction

"you put that together with the lights, and the rain. and the and the. WHAT WAS HE DOING RUNNING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!?" *glass breaks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49976444)



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Date: July 5th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: brass frisky karate

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2)#49979673)