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Christians can you explain the whole Jesus thing

Im Jewish and I don’t get it Does some guy who died...
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They would fall under old covenant law and need to convert t...
mint box office
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Do Jews get a Reprieve 0 AD-present? Imho Christians should ...
Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold
  07/04/26
no they actually get a second helping of damnation for missi...
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Heady pozpig
  07/04/26
imagine if tikkun olam were a person. that's jesus.
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  07/04/26
See radbod’s lament During the second journey of Sa...
indigo piazza
  07/04/26
Why would heaven even exist The most Jewish thing about m...
Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold
  07/04/26
What's the point of following anything g-d tells you to do i...
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  07/04/26
Such a goy question. I do it so I’m not like You.
Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold
  07/04/26
But obviously a gentile following the laws wouldn't get anyt...
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  07/04/26
I am your better
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  07/04/26
A rare gem. An honest moment from a Jew. And yes, correct, ...
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  07/04/26
Christians disagree on this question, but I think the answer...
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Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold
  07/04/26
You're taking it way too literally
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Ok then wtf is the point of Christianity then? Excluding Got...
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  07/04/26
the point is that you shouldn't aggressively jew people and ...
Odious house-broken gay wizard area
  07/04/26
It’s all right here, sport. hth! I believe in one G...
cerebral claret mexican
  07/04/26
Can you break this down for us agnostics?
Heady pozpig
  07/04/26
It’s pretty simple as-is. If you’re needing help...
cerebral claret mexican
  07/04/26
I'll probably just watch sportball while drinking a beer and...
Heady pozpig
  07/04/26
at least you’re not a gang-raping muslim.
cerebral claret mexican
  07/04/26
thankfully I'm just a low key degenerate pot smoking loser e...
Heady pozpig
  07/04/26
jew here. all this shit is answered in dante's divine comedy...
Contagious navy senate
  07/04/26
Start with some Kierkegaard and Augustine
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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold

Im Jewish and I don’t get it

Does some guy who died in 200 BC not get Saved? Jesus died for our sins. Were the pre-Christian souls in a holding pattern? Did no one go to heaven until like 0 AD? What about Pious Jews?

What if Jesus never showed up? Would Pious Jews get into heaven or nah? If so, why was Jesus necessary? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49978918)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: soggy genital piercing national security agency



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: mint box office

They would fall under old covenant law and need to convert to Judaism to be saved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49978927)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold

Do Jews get a Reprieve 0 AD-present? Imho Christians should persecute Ashkenazi Jews. It doesn’t make sense to get a Reprieve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49978933)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: mint box office

no they actually get a second helping of damnation for missing the boat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49978943)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold

180

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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: supple carnelian roommate



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Heady pozpig



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: lemon provocative masturbator

imagine if tikkun olam were a person. that's jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49978984)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: indigo piazza

See radbod’s lament

During the second journey of Saint Boniface to Rome, Wulfram, a monk and ex-archbishop of Sens, tried to convert Radbod, but after an unsuccessful attempt he returned to Fontenelle. It is said that Radbod was nearly baptised but refused when he was told that he would not be able to find any of his ancestors in Heaven after his death. He said he preferred spending eternity in Hell with his pagan ancestors than in Heaven with a pack of beggars.[7] This legend is also told with Wulfram being replaced with bishop Willibrord.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radbod_of_Frisia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49978992)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold

Why would heaven even exist

The most Jewish thing about me is that I believe in god but basically not heaven afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979009)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: supple carnelian roommate

What's the point of following anything g-d tells you to do if not for eternal rewards in the afterlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979077)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold

Such a goy question. I do it so I’m not like You.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979084)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: supple carnelian roommate

But obviously a gentile following the laws wouldn't get anything out of it, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979091)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold

I am your better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979094)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Brindle haunting therapy church

A rare gem. An honest moment from a Jew.

And yes, correct, being Jewish does mean joining in their constant war against humanity.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979112)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold

😏

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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like fat ankles

Christians disagree on this question, but I think the answer to many riddles in Christianity is that only Jesus is saved, every other human soul goes to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979011)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Odious house-broken gay wizard area

You're taking it way too literally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979119)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: mint box office



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold

Ok then wtf is the point of Christianity then? Excluding Goths and Jews and middle eastern people and Jews and stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979390)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: Odious house-broken gay wizard area

the point is that you shouldn't aggressively jew people and be nice sometimes because your jewing might be based on a false premise you can only find out about if you're nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979417)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: cerebral claret mexican

It’s all right here, sport. hth!

I believe in one God, the Father Almighty, Maker of Heaven and Earth and of all things visible and invisible.

And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the only-begotten, begotten of the Father before all ages. Light of light; true God of true God; begotten, not made; of one essence with the Father; by Whom all things were made; Who for us men and for our salvation came down from Heaven, and was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary, and became man. And He was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried. And the third day He arose again, according to the Scriptures, and ascended into Heaven, and sits at the right hand of the Father; and He shall come again with glory to judge the living and the dead; Whose Kingdom shall have no end.

And in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Giver of Life, Who proceeds from the Father; Who with the Father and the Son together is worshipped and glorified; Who spoke by the prophets.

In one Holy, Universal, and Apostolic Church. I acknowledge one baptism for the remission of sins. I look for the resurrection of the dead and the life of the world to come. Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979394)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Heady pozpig

Can you break this down for us agnostics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979396)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: cerebral claret mexican

It’s pretty simple as-is. If you’re needing help, attend a Divine Liturgy tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979398)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Heady pozpig

I'll probably just watch sportball while drinking a beer and jerking off with cheetos fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979402)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: cerebral claret mexican

at least you’re not a gang-raping muslim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979405)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Heady pozpig

thankfully I'm just a low key degenerate pot smoking loser enjoying sportball in the comfort of my double wide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979406)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Contagious navy senate

jew here. all this shit is answered in dante's divine comedy, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979408)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: puce bisexual love of her life

Start with some Kierkegaard and Augustine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979430)



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Date: July 5th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: Onyx Disrespectful Bawdyhouse Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2)#49979602)