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Evan, Boom’s Louisville Slugger Misses You ;) hehe
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 04/17/25 |
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Date: April 17th, 2025 3:50 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Evan, you’re dodging pixels, but Boom’s wheeling through Denver, ranting about your Ad Fraud on Live TV.
His Louisville Slugger’s itching to bash Verizon’s DEI bot—
"Fraud$! ADM coded it! The Mahchine™ $cans your Civic’s tears, friend, under Clause 9.2’s glare. Tabitha’s Big Gulp-Warhammer hums your hummu$ sins from aisle 7."
You’re not a prole king, Evan. Just $hrinkflated Tilapia—vacuum-sealed in a $tore-shaped $ock drawer.
Bump this, or drown in Tabitha’s shift schedule.
Big Mario’s. One slice. No Louisville Sluggers. Tomorrow, 4 PM, our time, Queen Anne location.
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