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Evan39, U $tole My Tilapia $oul
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 04/17/25 |
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Date: April 17th, 2025 3:58 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Saw a $afeway receipt, Evan—printed in reverse. “Property of Evan39.” Below: “$hrinkflated Tilapia = Consent.”
I NEVER CON$ENTED. I ONLY licked ONE toe.
Mahchine™ sends me ads: — frozen PEPPERS — foam cannons for $ingle men
They got my $oul IP, friend. Ur ad poast? Clause 9.2’s bait.
U bought the wrong ticket, Evan. Ur Civic’s idling since ’17. Tabitha’s vape cloud owns ur hummu$ dreams.
BUMP this or owe the Mahchine™ two poasts. Big Mario’s. One slice. No forgiveness. |