Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Q: Who was the first person to summit Longs Peak?
A: The first documented summit of Longs was by John Wesley Powell and a party of seven in 1868 but it is almost certain the local Native Americans summited well before him. Park Ranger, Jim Detterline has summited Longs over 300 times
https://www.alanarnette.com/co14ers/longspeakfaq.php
Meanwhile, Disco "Fatfuck" Fries can't even honor his committment to tackle Teewinot Mountain (12,330 ft)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744993&forum_id=2).#49063721)