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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Dashing maroon bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Cobalt persian
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Dashing maroon bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
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galvanic ruddy feces market
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
glassy hairraiser range striped hyena
  08/02/25
rip
vengeful boltzmann crotch
  08/02/25
...
Cobalt persian
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Pink big goyim
  08/01/25
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Ivory self-absorbed cuckoldry property
  08/01/25
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Dashing maroon bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
alcoholic library ratface
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Dashing maroon bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Opaque sanctuary
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
180 orchestra pit
  08/01/25
yes
Opaque sanctuary
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Opaque sanctuary
  08/01/25
?
Dashing maroon bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
180 orchestra pit
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Ivory self-absorbed cuckoldry property
  08/01/25
Sick
Dashing maroon bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
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Opaque sanctuary
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
fuchsia cruel-hearted lodge partner
  08/02/25
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lilac newt
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Opaque sanctuary
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
vengeful boltzmann crotch
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Dashing maroon bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
fuchsia cruel-hearted lodge partner
  08/02/25
Hdy
Dashing maroon bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Supple shitlib
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
sooty legal warrant
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Kink-friendly field
  08/02/25
Titcr
Translucent Jew Trump Supporter
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Dashing maroon bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Kink-friendly field
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Dashing maroon bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
cerise voyeur den
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Kink-friendly field
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
glittery tripping point
  08/02/25
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lascivious bronze school cafeteria old irish cottage
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Mustard Scourge Upon The Earth Station
  08/02/25
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pontificating parlor
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Nofapping Electric Famous Landscape Painting Yarmulke
  08/02/25
?
Dashing maroon bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Irradiated Business Firm Deer Antler
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Dashing maroon bawdyhouse

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Cobalt persian

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Dashing maroon bawdyhouse

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: galvanic ruddy feces market



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: glassy hairraiser range striped hyena

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: vengeful boltzmann crotch

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cobalt persian



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Pink big goyim

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Ivory self-absorbed cuckoldry property



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Dashing maroon bawdyhouse



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: alcoholic library ratface

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Dashing maroon bawdyhouse

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Opaque sanctuary

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: 180 orchestra pit

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Opaque sanctuary

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Opaque sanctuary

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Dashing maroon bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: 180 orchestra pit

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Ivory self-absorbed cuckoldry property

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Dashing maroon bawdyhouse

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Opaque sanctuary



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: fuchsia cruel-hearted lodge partner

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: lilac newt



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Opaque sanctuary

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: vengeful boltzmann crotch

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Dashing maroon bawdyhouse

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: fuchsia cruel-hearted lodge partner

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Dashing maroon bawdyhouse

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Supple shitlib

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: sooty legal warrant

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Kink-friendly field

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Translucent Jew Trump Supporter

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Dashing maroon bawdyhouse

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Kink-friendly field

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Dashing maroon bawdyhouse

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: cerise voyeur den

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Kink-friendly field

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: glittery tripping point

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: lascivious bronze school cafeteria old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Mustard Scourge Upon The Earth Station

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: pontificating parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Nofapping Electric Famous Landscape Painting Yarmulke

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Dashing maroon bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Irradiated Business Firm Deer Antler

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151922)