Date: November 7th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
It’s been a long time, but I want to carbpig and make sandwiches out of everything there: lasagna, eggplant parm, baked ziti, etc. all riding into your mouth between two pieces of dripping garlic bread. We’re talking 5-6k calories. You’re going to need 1.5 bottles of wine yourself to feel anything.