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pathetic to see these rich ex athletes doing tons of commercials

does derek jeter really need to dance like a monkey on natio...
primrose tripping den toaster
  01/09/26
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Abusive contagious orchestra pit
  01/09/26
the danny devito/eli manning jersey mike's commercial is par...
Sapphire new version
  01/09/26
agreed, especially given that PE bought Jersey Mike's and is...
Light dashing windowlicker
  01/10/26
the mannings long ago cemented themselves as the apex dancin...
primrose tripping den toaster
  01/10/26
the mannings are 180
sooty degenerate
  01/10/26
I’m gay
mustard stain lodge
  01/10/26
important post!
sooty degenerate
  01/10/26
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
mustard stain lodge
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sooty degenerate
  01/10/26
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mustard stain lodge
  01/10/26
I'm wondering how much Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas...
Electric avocado national milk
  01/09/26
text GAINS to 96969 to find out whether it's more or less th...
Sapphire new version
  01/09/26
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Electric avocado national milk
  01/10/26
MAN BOOSTING FORMULA
sooty degenerate
  01/10/26
gotta be more
spectacular national security agency
  01/10/26
u do it for free
abnormal plaza
  01/09/26
The modern world is 180
mustard stain lodge
  01/10/26
they have to be bought or else they could start running thei...
Blue splenetic rigor
  01/09/26
I assume that they do these just to get away from home for a...
Hairraiser dragon
  01/10/26
if derek jeter married someone who's not willing to be marri...
primrose tripping den toaster
  01/10/26
But the lady who accepts that isn't as 180 as the lady who w...
Hairraiser dragon
  01/10/26
this is true only insofar as powerful people today permit th...
primrose tripping den toaster
  01/10/26
“Two week fundraiser in Nairobi for cleft palate surge...
Hairraiser dragon
  01/10/26
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adventurous sanctuary
  01/10/26
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primrose tripping den toaster
  01/10/26
Must be some panic setting in when your weekly checks go fro...
deranged cobalt home
  01/10/26
he's prostituting his face to the camera. what a face whore!
Cordovan multi-colored chapel sound barrier
  01/10/26
They probably get other benefits from it like luxury travel ...
galvanic university
  01/10/26
Most athletes are notoriously financially illiterate and jus...
Razzle-dazzle mother selfie
  01/10/26
It was traditional to see retired athletes doing ads up unti...
Wine Ladyboy Potus
  01/10/26
yogi berra and phil rizzuto worked at a menswear store in ne...
primrose tripping den toaster
  01/10/26
Yea, aren’t they supposed to buy a car dealership in t...
Bright disrespectful corn cake tanning salon
  01/10/26


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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: primrose tripping den toaster

does derek jeter really need to dance like a monkey on national tv get you to sign up for capital one. for what like maybe a couple million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49577685)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Abusive contagious orchestra pit



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Sapphire new version

the danny devito/eli manning jersey mike's commercial is particularly bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49577707)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:29 AM
Author: Light dashing windowlicker

agreed, especially given that PE bought Jersey Mike's and is hollowing out the food offerings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49577995)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: primrose tripping den toaster

the mannings long ago cemented themselves as the apex dancing monkey bazaar merchants of the 21st century and peyton more or less did it on eli's behalf. one more commercial with either of them doesn't really matter. i shake my head at someone like derek jeter, known for being aloof and image-conscious, hawking wares for subprime bank capital one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49578045)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: sooty degenerate

the mannings are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579189)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: mustard stain lodge

I’m gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579191)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: sooty degenerate

important post!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579195)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: mustard stain lodge

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579202)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: sooty degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579206)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: mustard stain lodge



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Electric avocado national milk

I'm wondering how much Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas is getting for selling testosterone supplements. Do you think it's more or less than $100k?

It seems like a low budget commercial for a low budget product but the dude made like 9 figures playing baseball, so it feels like his price should be higher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49577709)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Sapphire new version

text GAINS to 96969 to find out whether it's more or less than $100k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49577748)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: Electric avocado national milk



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: sooty degenerate

MAN BOOSTING FORMULA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579192)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: spectacular national security agency

gotta be more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579236)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: abnormal plaza

u do it for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49577712)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: mustard stain lodge

The modern world is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579180)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Blue splenetic rigor

they have to be bought or else they could start running their mouths about...stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49577754)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:03 AM
Author: Hairraiser dragon

I assume that they do these just to get away from home for a few nights and sex people who aren't their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49578052)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:08 AM
Author: primrose tripping den toaster

if derek jeter married someone who's not willing to be married to derek jeter at the expense of him occasionally telling her he's leaving town for some ambiguous & suspicious reason that's on him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49578057)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser dragon

But the lady who accepts that isn't as 180 as the lady who wouldn't.

OTOH, if you fly to LA for three nights to film a "commercial" for $2M, it's extremely easy to justify why you're entitled to pay $5K each to the two hottest WOC hookers in all of LA County.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49578069)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: primrose tripping den toaster

this is true only insofar as powerful people today permit themselves to be domestic showpieces for their oppressive wives a la jeff bezos. might be hard in the 21st century but better to find a mrs. barry lyndon than a jordon hudson.

but speaking practically he has more than enough plausible reasons to skip town. sorry babe autograph signing in white plains this weekend. bernie williams just had a grandson in puerto rico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49578100)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser dragon

“Two week fundraiser in Nairobi for cleft palate surgeries. I’m gonna miss you!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579338)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 6:50 AM
Author: adventurous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49578321)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: primrose tripping den toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579177)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: deranged cobalt home

Must be some panic setting in when your weekly checks go from $3.15 million to zero at age 43.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579197)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Cordovan multi-colored chapel sound barrier

he's prostituting his face to the camera. what a face whore!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579200)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: galvanic university

They probably get other benefits from it like luxury travel and expensing fancy events for business meetings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579213)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mother selfie

Most athletes are notoriously financially illiterate and just flat-out literal retards who burn through their millions like that paycheck is going to keep coming in for decades, make retarded "investments" like in starting failing restaurants, buy ridiculously expensive shit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579238)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Wine Ladyboy Potus

It was traditional to see retired athletes doing ads up until the 90s. They used to do all kinds of things, even local ads for PI shitlawyers (like 1970s Dodger Ron Cey):

https://youtu.be/5rFndadIFJk?t=283

Here's Joe DiMaggio doing an ad for Mr Coffee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rHqfzQLKls

But you didn't see it as much after that when they started to really make big money, they didn't need it. Now you see it more and more, it's kind of unseemly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579256)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: primrose tripping den toaster

yogi berra and phil rizzuto worked at a menswear store in newark during the offseason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579318)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Bright disrespectful corn cake tanning salon

Yea, aren’t they supposed to buy a car dealership in their hometown, slide and let do? Why would they be doing something that probably yields way more money for much less risk and work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2).#49579894)