I'm Doctor Worm

I'm interested in things

I'm not a real doctor

But I am a real worm

I am an actual worm

I live like a worm

I like to play the drums

I think I'm getting good

But I can handle criticism

I'll show you what I know

And you can tell me if you think

I'm getting better on the drums

I'll leave the front unlocked

'Cause I can't hear the doorbell

When I get into it, I can't tell if you are

Watching me twirling the stick

When I give the signal, my friend

Rabbi Vole will play the solo

Someday, somebody else besides me will

Call me by my stage name, they will

Call me Doctor Worm

Good morning, how are you?

I'm Doctor Worm

I'm interested in things

I'm not a real doctor

But I am a real worm

I am an actual worm

I live like a worm and

I like to play the drums

I think I'm getting good

But I can handle criticism

I'll show you what I know

And you can tell me if you think

I'm getting better on the drums

I'm not a real doctor

But they call me Doctor Worm

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