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In a groundbreaking revelation sure to rattle academia, researchers have uncovered that a surprising number of white males are devoting more of their intellectual energy to the riveting subject of Indian defecation practices than to traditional academic pursuits like math or science. The findings, published in the satirical journal *Priorities Misaligned Quarterly,* suggest an emerging trend in which fascination with India’s open-air sanitation practices rivals any enthusiasm for STEM fields.

**An Unexpected Passion**

The study surveyed a diverse group of internet forum enthusiasts, Reddit commentators, and Twitter threads, finding that discussions of Indian defecation dominated approximately 47% of their intellectual output. By comparison, conversations on engineering or scientific innovation barely scraped 12%.

“This is a fascinating cultural phenomenon,” said lead researcher Dr. I.M. Snarky. “These individuals seem less interested in their own failing infrastructure or declining educational standards and instead devote countless hours to analyzing bathroom habits on another continent.”

**The Rise of the Armchair Anthropologist**

The trend appears to be fueled by a combination of memes, amateur anthropology, and a burning desire to deflect from domestic challenges. Dr. Snarky notes that this peculiar focus often arises in discussions unrelated to sanitation.

“For instance,” she elaborates, “a conversation about the global chip shortage somehow transitions into a heated debate about where and how people in rural India relieve themselves. It's truly a marvel of rhetorical misdirection.”

**Neglecting Math and Science**

Meanwhile, as these individuals tirelessly pursue their newfound passion, their countries lag in key areas like STEM education and technological innovation. “When you’re busy critiquing other nations, who has time for calculus?” quipped one satirical commentator.

**An Obsession Without Borders**

Ironically, while these online crusaders bemoan India’s sanitation challenges, the country’s advancements in science, technology, and medicine continue to outpace global averages. “Maybe instead of obsessing over septic systems, they could learn a thing or two about creating billion-dollar startups,” suggested economist Dr. Pragya Mathur.

**The Way Forward**

Experts recommend a balanced approach: spending at least as much time on personal and national self-improvement as on critiquing others. “Imagine if this intellectual energy were redirected toward fixing potholes or improving public schools,” said Dr. Mathur. “Now *that* would be a contribution worth writing about.”

Until then, the world waits to see what new niche fascination will emerge to distract from the critical challenges facing humanity.

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