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What would Tiger be like if he were bad at golf?
| Big Clique Energy | 03/31/26 |
| UhOh | 03/31/26 |
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 |
| UhOh | 03/31/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 |
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 |
| Respect your Elders | 03/31/26 |
| Paralegal Marandi | 03/31/26 |
| Hang Kikelensky NOW | 03/31/26 |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:32 PM Author: Big Clique Energy He seems relatively intelligent and checks the right boxes, so I could see him as a token high-level corporate exec with an easy/bullshit portfolio (“EVP of Innovation”).
He’d definitely have a white wife, not as hot as Elin, but probably solid for a UMC shrew.
I can’t imagine he’d have a lot of friends, he would still be cheap and unpleasant. The black security guards would say hi to him but secretly think he’s an Urkel/Uncle Tom. |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM Author: UhOh seems like an accountant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784857) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:40 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Second tier city rainmaker, or even office managing, partner at PwC with a portfolio of middle market goods & services distribution/middle-man companies that he sells audit and advisory services to. He’s 15% worse at golf than he is in our universe, which still makes him a standout at his country club (which he wouldn’t have been able to join prior to 1988). The contrast between how he’s treated there by the young businessman golfers and the old boomer biddies causes massive cognitive dissonances that spilled over into THE INCIDENT at the Christmas party a few years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784881) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:45 PM Author: UhOh so he still ends up with a DWI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784899) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784911) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:02 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784977) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:56 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49785048) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:34 PM Author: Respect your Elders (1799 SOL away from student loan freedom (thanks gator)) nico harris (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784858) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:41 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) He's too competitive to not be in something like sales. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784888) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:43 PM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW I don't think anyone asked for a retarded brown piece of shit to chime in, so fuck off goat nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784892) |