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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
racy startled macaca striped hyena
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Charcoal crawly space
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Well-lubricated sex offender heaven
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
laughsome flatulent half-breed
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Ulysses
vigorous scourge upon the earth hominid
  08/27/26
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
vigorous scourge upon the earth hominid
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
saffron party of the first part pit
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
filthy stock car indian lodge
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
filthy stock car indian lodge
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
vigorous scourge upon the earth hominid
  08/27/26
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
...
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
edit ❌
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Dickens
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
anna karenina
laughsome flatulent half-breed
  08/27/26
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
wtf
filthy stock car indian lodge
  08/27/26
Catch 22
vigorous scourge upon the earth hominid
  08/27/26
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
180 crimson athletic conference
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Orwell
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
...
blue vengeful house
  08/27/26
...
slate stirring indirect expression bawdyhouse
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
saffron party of the first part pit
  08/28/26
...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
I really can't
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Triste!
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
180 crimson athletic conference
  08/27/26
don't know :(
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
180 crimson athletic conference
  08/27/26
oh good one
supple jet lay
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
blue vengeful house
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
salmon ungodly plaza mexican
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/27/26
No.
salmon ungodly plaza mexican
  08/27/26
Dracula
supple jet lay
  08/28/26
Im gay
glassy station private investor
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Trip trust fund
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
slate stirring indirect expression bawdyhouse
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Stimulating infuriating laser beams
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Naked preventive strike
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Trip trust fund
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Hairraiser Son Of Senegal Trailer Park
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Azure self-centered orchestra pit
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Hairraiser Son Of Senegal Trailer Park
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: racy startled macaca striped hyena

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: supple jet lay

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Charcoal crawly space

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Well-lubricated sex offender heaven

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: laughsome flatulent half-breed

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: supple jet lay

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: vigorous scourge upon the earth hominid

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: supple jet lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: vigorous scourge upon the earth hominid

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: supple jet lay

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: saffron party of the first part pit

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: supple jet lay

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: supple jet lay

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: supple jet lay

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: filthy stock car indian lodge

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: supple jet lay

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: filthy stock car indian lodge

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: supple jet lay

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: supple jet lay

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: vigorous scourge upon the earth hominid

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: supple jet lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: supple jet lay

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: supple jet lay

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: supple jet lay

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: supple jet lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: supple jet lay

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: supple jet lay

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: supple jet lay

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: supple jet lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: laughsome flatulent half-breed

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: supple jet lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: supple jet lay

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: supple jet lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: filthy stock car indian lodge

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: vigorous scourge upon the earth hominid

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: supple jet lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: 180 crimson athletic conference

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: supple jet lay

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: supple jet lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: supple jet lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: blue vengeful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: slate stirring indirect expression bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: saffron party of the first part pit

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: supple jet lay



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: supple jet lay

I really can't

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: supple jet lay

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

Triste!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: supple jet lay

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: supple jet lay

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: supple jet lay

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: supple jet lay

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: supple jet lay

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: supple jet lay

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: supple jet lay

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: 180 crimson athletic conference

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: supple jet lay

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: 180 crimson athletic conference

Sound and Fury

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: supple jet lay

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: blue vengeful house

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: salmon ungodly plaza mexican

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: salmon ungodly plaza mexican

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: supple jet lay

Dracula

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: glassy station private investor

Im gay

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Trip trust fund

A Confederacy of Dunces

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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: slate stirring indirect expression bawdyhouse

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Stimulating infuriating laser beams

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Naked preventive strike

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Trip trust fund

raisin in the sun

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser Son Of Senegal Trailer Park

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Azure self-centered orchestra pit

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser Son Of Senegal Trailer Park

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2).#50138369)