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got doordash for the first time, convinced me America needs to die

I've always been opposed to the recent trend towards this sh...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
every thread should be put through this https://suno.com/...
slate tripping heaven electric furnace
  04/01/25
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honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/02/25
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Adventurous hateful garrison community account
  04/02/25
holy lmao
amber athletic conference hell
  04/02/25
ahahahah this is so good
amber athletic conference hell
  04/02/25
LOL
metal theater stage elastic band
  04/02/25
the lyrical content of this 'parody' is actually a hundred m...
Hairraiser locale
  04/02/25
WOW 1800000000
Bisexual shivering base blood rage
  04/02/25
we need a separate thread for this, this is absolutely hilar...
metal theater stage elastic band
  04/02/25
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Adventurous hateful garrison community account
  04/02/25
tbf the lyrics are non ai generated and the best part
hank_scorpio
  04/03/25
lol
Supple orchestra pit azn
  04/02/25
thats amazing
sick trip field
  04/02/25
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jag
  04/03/25
Cr.
excitant pocket flask coffee pot
  04/02/25
be careful you're going to upset a lot of people who aren't ...
yapping national security agency
  04/01/25
all the people I know who do this vile, evil shit are white ...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
you said this was ur first time getting doordash in the op ...
yapping national security agency
  04/01/25
it was my first time, but I know people irl who thingdo and ...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
yeah most of them definitely have at least a jew grandparent...
yapping national security agency
  04/01/25
you don't participate in this awful debasement of the human ...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
nope I go out of my way to yell racial slurs at delivery dri...
yapping national security agency
  04/01/25
the drivers are not at fault, it is the customers, they dese...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
they're at fault for sucking up my White air--that's bad eno...
yapping national security agency
  04/01/25
I'm poo pooing some white nigger supporting this trash, if y...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
You are jewish and mentally retarded
yapping national security agency
  04/02/25
Doordash guy here, a LOT of people do not want us to knock o...
Bisexual shivering base blood rage
  04/02/25
that is a hellish development in humanity "Oh yes, I w...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/02/25
I agree, but I mostly attribute it to two things: 1) Door...
Bisexual shivering base blood rage
  04/02/25
this isn't better, at all
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/02/25
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Trust If Aryan
  04/04/25
180
metal theater stage elastic band
  04/01/25
wingstop? Doodikoffkaesque
Sienna kitty marketing idea
  04/01/25
I think it’s pretty cool but the drivers are dumb as h...
Tantric wine roommate
  04/01/25
no, you are a much worse piece of shit than any driver for u...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
what's the big deal
Tantric wine roommate
  04/01/25
you're ruining the entire world in order to be a worse perso...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
Getting it constantly is Bad, otherwise you’re yelling...
Tantric wine roommate
  04/01/25
the system cannot exist without people getting it constantly...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
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excitant pocket flask coffee pot
  04/02/25
Doordash guy here - the phenomenon of drivers driving past y...
Bisexual shivering base blood rage
  04/02/25
the correct answer here is build a competitor that does what...
Bistre boyish selfie
  04/01/25
the correct answer is for chinese and pizza places to just d...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
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Hairraiser locale
  04/01/25
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aromatic shitlib corn cake
  04/01/25
close! the correct answer is to Just Kill All Brown "Pe...
yapping national security agency
  04/01/25
brown people are not the problem here, it is whites
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
Jews are not white
heady translucent library
  04/01/25
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metal theater stage elastic band
  04/01/25
why are you making this about brown people?
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
they're really ugly and smell bad also the only reason wh...
metal theater stage elastic band
  04/01/25
no, it is because of lazy fucking pieces of shit with colleg...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
no it's definitely because of infinity brown immigrants and ...
metal theater stage elastic band
  04/01/25
no its sacks of shit who do this, the local walmart now has ...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
honestly man i'd get doordash too if it wasn't brown people ...
metal theater stage elastic band
  04/01/25
no, that is precisely the point, the sheer indolence and slo...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
you should try this shtick on /r/communism they'd probably l...
metal theater stage elastic band
  04/01/25
it isn't schtick, I honestly think this is evil, truly, deep...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
wait until you actually go outside and walk around in public...
metal theater stage elastic band
  04/01/25
oh believe me if I had any decent chance of succeeding in te...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
not true! heeb slobs like OP's retarded loser friends with b...
yapping national security agency
  04/01/25
If I was retired I could see driving for Uber Eats or whatev...
excitant pocket flask coffee pot
  04/02/25
it's inoffensive in moderation it also cuts against the spi...
Bateful peach cruise ship giraffe
  04/01/25
no, it is wrong in all instances, delivery from a restaurant...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
"it creates jobs"
Bateful peach cruise ship giraffe
  04/01/25
death to literally every single person who has ever said thi...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
i'd put casino operators and employees at the top of that li...
Bateful peach cruise ship giraffe
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why? they are just providing a service gamblers need, not s...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
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Ocher rigpig
  04/01/25
lol, this guy should be first against the wall
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
I just realized that in this entire thread I forgot to menti...
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  04/01/25
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Sienna kitty marketing idea
  04/01/25
i'm with you, brother. i used to order all sorts of deliver...
fear-inspiring multi-colored pervert
  04/01/25
Same. And I don't think I even "learned" anything...
galvanic mewling lay
  04/01/25
agree that you can easily get the job done by just following...
fear-inspiring multi-colored pervert
  04/02/25
the US is just an economic zone for people to get fat in whi...
federal mint windowlicker
  04/01/25
lmao at the retards here blaming "brown people" fo...
Flushed Histrionic Set
  04/01/25
they are just ashamed of what they know, deep down, they tru...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/01/25
correct
Flushed Histrionic Set
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excitant pocket flask coffee pot
  04/02/25
This shit has ruined regular take out, too. Every time I sho...
plum duck-like cumskin foreskin
  04/01/25
How does that ruin regular takeout though?
Sienna kitty marketing idea
  04/02/25
Great point. Dumb smelly niggers loitering everywhere is gre...
yapping national security agency
  04/02/25
Stop answering questions for other people
Sienna kitty marketing idea
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sadly, there isn't one particular group to single out. this...
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Can you doordash these?
Drunken Mood
  04/02/25
...
Sienna kitty marketing idea
  04/02/25
You ordered for a mass market chain restaurant and then comp...
vigorous patrolman
  04/01/25
I am quite aware of that but the point is that is what you g...
honey-headed stead son of senegal
  04/02/25
I order from Uber Eats and Doordash all the time. You can g...
vigorous patrolman
  04/02/25
Why don't you just put on clothes and eat at the restaurant?
excitant pocket flask coffee pot
  04/02/25
We do that a bunch too and in fact just got back from doing ...
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  04/03/25
You can order via Ubereats/Doordash with your gift card and ...
Thriller Cream Juggernaut
  04/02/25
no that's literally illegal.
Hairraiser locale
  04/02/25
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vigorous patrolman
  04/02/25
People have been delivering pizzas and Chinese food for deca...
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  04/02/25
fair. but i think part of it is that the economy has gotten...
fear-inspiring multi-colored pervert
  04/02/25
In the 90s, pizza was delivered by comical, local stoner typ...
concupiscible market
  04/02/25
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excitant pocket flask coffee pot
  04/02/25
(Spaceporn)
yapping national security agency
  04/02/25
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fear-inspiring multi-colored pervert
  04/02/25
lol mfcr.
Covid was a Hoax
  04/03/25
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jag
  04/03/25
Also the delivery range was pretty restricted.
animeboi
  04/04/25


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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

I've always been opposed to the recent trend towards this shit, but I was given a gift certificate for christmas so I eventually had to use it, decided to get wingstop since I've never had it and wings travel, the entire experience was dehumanizing, the website was a hellscape of attempts to not let you buy what you want in order to make you buy something else, a much worse experience than normal takeout, like 1000x worse than just calling a place and ordering food, I do not understand how umc people can think this shit is ok, on top of that the food was cold when I got it, as it was from ubereats the time I tried that

we need to firebomb the hq's of all of these companies and hang their founders from their necks until they are dead, I hate absolutely every single motherfucker that participates in the delivery economy and I hope you all die a slow death, customers included

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804479)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: slate tripping heaven electric furnace

every thread should be put through this

https://suno.com/song/d4dc9bb1-abdd-4770-99f7-8067f1fe9384?sh=oH0JfssRzaXihqoZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804660)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 2:44 AM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805614)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Adventurous hateful garrison community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805932)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: amber athletic conference hell

holy lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48806453)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: amber athletic conference hell

ahahahah this is so good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48806454)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: metal theater stage elastic band

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48806456)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser locale

the lyrical content of this 'parody' is actually a hundred more times fitting to the music than the real tracks this AI was trained on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48806475)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Bisexual shivering base blood rage

WOW

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48807184)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: metal theater stage elastic band

we need a separate thread for this, this is absolutely hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48807482)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Adventurous hateful garrison community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48807791)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

tbf the lyrics are non ai generated and the best part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48813165)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Supple orchestra pit azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48808483)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: sick trip field

thats amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48808486)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48813155)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: excitant pocket flask coffee pot

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48807789)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: yapping national security agency

be careful you're going to upset a lot of people who aren't White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804482)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

all the people I know who do this vile, evil shit are white friend, and I didn't even mention how the fucking delivery driver didn't even knock and just took a fucking picture of my food, which was sealed up so as to prevent him from jizzing in it, which is about as solid a commentary on modernity as I can possibly make, and I hate it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804490)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: yapping national security agency

you said this was ur first time getting doordash in the op

youre a dumb kike and belong in the same oven as jewdash executives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804500)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

it was my first time, but I know people irl who thingdo and one of the things they have talked about is getting shit delievered like crazy and I look down on them for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804504)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: yapping national security agency

yeah most of them definitely have at least a jew grandparent or something, which is very bad, and it is also brown ppl making and delivering the food, also bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804523)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

you don't participate in this awful debasement of the human spirit do you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804530)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: yapping national security agency

nope I go out of my way to yell racial slurs at delivery drivers, step on food waiting on ppls stoops, poast online about it because I'm a patriot and I also hate niggers and kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804541)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

the drivers are not at fault, it is the customers, they deserve to have their houses burned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804545)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: yapping national security agency

they're at fault for sucking up my White air--that's bad enough

lmao @ you poo-pooing over some fucking nigger having to spend half an hour on a scooter--oh the horror!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804560)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

I'm poo pooing some white nigger supporting this trash, if you pay for it you are responsible for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804567)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: yapping national security agency

You are jewish and mentally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805905)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 2:44 AM
Author: Bisexual shivering base blood rage

Doordash guy here, a LOT of people do not want us to knock or ring the bell due to dogs or kids or whatever. The default option in the app is to leave it at the door, so it's pretty common to just do that - leave it at the door and not knock or ring. You get a notification anyway right?

You want someone to ring, choose the "hand it to me" option in the app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805613)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 2:45 AM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

that is a hellish development in humanity

"Oh yes, I would like you to come to my house with food, but don't touch my door or alert me like a normal person or I'll ruin your shitty job peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805616)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: Bisexual shivering base blood rage

I agree, but I mostly attribute it to two things:

1) Doordash wants to churn orders as quickly as possible and leaving it at the door is quicker than ringing & waiting for the customer, so they made leaving it at the door the default option

2) People are too dumb to change the default option

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805623)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 2:53 AM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

this isn't better, at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805624)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:37 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48813707)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: metal theater stage elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804484)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Sienna kitty marketing idea

wingstop? Doodikoffkaesque

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804487)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Tantric wine roommate

I think it’s pretty cool but the drivers are dumb as hell and are clearly on the fringes of society. They drive right by your place like idiots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804488)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

no, you are a much worse piece of shit than any driver for using the app, I will never, ever use it again, ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804492)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Tantric wine roommate

what's the big deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804599)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

you're ruining the entire world in order to be a worse person yourself, it is deserving of scorn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804608)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Tantric wine roommate

Getting it constantly is Bad, otherwise you’re yelling at clouds imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804694)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

the system cannot exist without people getting it constantly, and I, for one, will never use this evil system again, it is below me and you friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804698)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: excitant pocket flask coffee pot



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Bisexual shivering base blood rage

Doordash guy here - the phenomenon of drivers driving past your house is due to the app. On Android, the GPS location in the Dasher app is *constantly* drifting. I have to very frequently exit the navigation and restart it. I sometimes even have to resort to forcing the app to stop and the restart it just for the navigation to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48807158)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Bistre boyish selfie

the correct answer here is build a competitor that does what you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804491)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

the correct answer is for chinese and pizza places to just deliver their own shit as they always did without issue and the rest of you lazy faggots to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804494)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser locale

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804626)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: aromatic shitlib corn cake



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: yapping national security agency

close! the correct answer is to Just Kill All Brown "People"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804503)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

brown people are not the problem here, it is whites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804507)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: heady translucent library

Jews are not white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805288)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: metal theater stage elastic band



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

why are you making this about brown people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804516)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: metal theater stage elastic band

they're really ugly and smell bad

also the only reason why the uber eats shit exists and is a viable "business model" at all is because of infinite brown immigrant slave labor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804536)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

no, it is because of lazy fucking pieces of shit with college degrees who earn just enough to waste money on this shit, this is the fault of xo'ers and other umc white people who all deserve to die in a fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804542)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: metal theater stage elastic band

no it's definitely because of infinity brown immigrants and venture capital jews having infinity monopoly money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804550)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

no its sacks of shit who do this, the local walmart now has an entire section just for drones to pack up orders for lazy women in suv's and those bitches drive home and then order food, awful stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804564)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: metal theater stage elastic band

honestly man i'd get doordash too if it wasn't brown people touching my food and the fact that i knew i'd be enriching the most absolutely rancid VC kikes

the idea that it's somehow a bad thing in principle to be rich and have food magically show up on your doorstep is totally retarded if you think about it for more than 5 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804583)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

no, that is precisely the point, the sheer indolence and sloth involved in eating cold, shitty, bad food for double the price because you are "rich" is absurd and should be a shameful, shameful thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804591)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: metal theater stage elastic band

you should try this shtick on /r/communism they'd probably love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804611)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

it isn't schtick, I honestly think this is evil, truly, deeply evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804616)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: metal theater stage elastic band

wait until you actually go outside and walk around in public in 2025 america you're gonna get a kick out of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804630)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

oh believe me if I had any decent chance of succeeding in terrorism I would be committing a lot of it against you people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804639)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: yapping national security agency

not true! heeb slobs like OP's retarded loser friends with bullshit wfh jobs at kike jew companies need to exist so there can be an addressable market for these zero skill third world street urchins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804552)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: excitant pocket flask coffee pot

If I was retired I could see driving for Uber Eats or whatever. It seems chill to drive around and make a little money.

The reason it is disgusting is because of the customers ordering food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48808919)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Bateful peach cruise ship giraffe

it's inoffensive in moderation

it also cuts against the spirit of a restaurant. people should learn to cook for themselves as regularly eating out is decadent and extremely corrosive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804622)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

no, it is wrong in all instances, delivery from a restaurant that does that is a fine thing now and again, this shit is just wrong though, there is no defense for having chilis or outback or some shit delivered in this way, it is simply a civilizational downgrade, instead of sending a guy out when your food is ready, your food waits on a shelf getting cold for some random guy they don't even trust not to spit in your food to come get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804636)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Bateful peach cruise ship giraffe

"it creates jobs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804677)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

death to literally every single person who has ever said this, I will volunteer for the firing squad and you can make it just me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804682)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Bateful peach cruise ship giraffe

i'd put casino operators and employees at the top of that list then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804789)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

why? they are just providing a service gamblers need, not shitting up all of society from afar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804797)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: Ocher rigpig

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HlHq_RoQJ0k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804801)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

lol, this guy should be first against the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804816)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

I just realized that in this entire thread I forgot to mention that the wings were fucking awful and yet this is one of the most popular restaurants on the entire app, meanwhile the college dropout at my local dive bar that sells 2 dollar beers is making legit wings for LESS money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804831)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Sienna kitty marketing idea

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&mc=48&forum_id=2#48804487

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804892)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring multi-colored pervert

i'm with you, brother. i used to order all sorts of delivery shit. but after i learned how to cook as a middle aged adult, i find it much more satisfying to make my own dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804904)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: galvanic mewling lay

Same. And I don't think I even "learned" anything about cooking, it's just following basic instructions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804939)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring multi-colored pervert

agree that you can easily get the job done by just following basic instructions, and it's not rocket science, but i will argue that you do still "learn" about how you prefer certain variations, inputs (more or less heat, or time, or salt), and make you able to recognize a wider variety of ingredients or techniques in the wild because you now understand the component parts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48808606)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: federal mint windowlicker

the US is just an economic zone for people to get fat in while funding Boomer retirements. there is literally nothing here to care about. like France has the Eiffel tower iirc, even the UK has some stuff that people might be like "maybe we should hold onto that". The US is just cheaply erected structures to temporarily house Scum while they indulge their insanity on social media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804931)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Flushed Histrionic Set

lmao at the retards here blaming "brown people" for doordash, you tards are so fucking stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804933)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

they are just ashamed of what they know, deep down, they truly are, pathetic excuses for humans who are willing to pay whatever it takes to feel above someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804942)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Flushed Histrionic Set

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48804944)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: excitant pocket flask coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48808977)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: plum duck-like cumskin foreskin

This shit has ruined regular take out, too. Every time I show up to get my order, some mystery meat freak wants to know if I'm with DoorDash or whatever. They literally had a table filled with cold orders waiting to be "picked up" by some immigrant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805103)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Sienna kitty marketing idea

How does that ruin regular takeout though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805898)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: yapping national security agency

Great point. Dumb smelly niggers loitering everywhere is great. We need more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805904)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Sienna kitty marketing idea

Stop answering questions for other people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805923)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Burgundy school cafeteria

sadly, there isn't one particular group to single out. this is a failure on multiple fronts. covid allowed it to accelerate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805283)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805298)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Drunken Mood

Can you doordash these?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805894)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Sienna kitty marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805895)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: vigorous patrolman

You ordered for a mass market chain restaurant and then complained that you got mediocre slop. If you went to wingstop it would also have sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805313)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: honey-headed stead son of senegal

I am quite aware of that but the point is that is what you get with doordash, although I should have been more clear that the wingstop wings were absolute trash and that place shouldn't exist either and it is an indictment of humanity that it is in business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48805611)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: vigorous patrolman

I order from Uber Eats and Doordash all the time. You can get discount gift cards and they send discount codes all the time. A bunch of credit cards will give you free Dashpass.

If you live in any remotely urban areas there will be a ton of great little cafes that will deliver really good food to you at a reasonable price. Sure, you can order total trash too like McDonalds, Chipotle, KFC, etc. If you do that then don't blame doordash/uber for the fact that you got garbage delivered.

I also use Instacart a ton and similarly you can get discount gift cards and one of my credit cards gives me free Instacart+. All of this saves a ton of time and effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48807146)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: excitant pocket flask coffee pot

Why don't you just put on clothes and eat at the restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48808989)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


We do that a bunch too and in fact just got back from doing that. But it involves getting a baby in her carriage and the dog ready and either walking or driving to a restaurant, ordering, waiting, eating, etc. It is a 2-3 hour affair though it often also gets the evening walk in for everyone. But that's pretty much your evening. Sometimes the weather sucks (we have a huge dog so while there are some restaurants here that will let the dog inside, there's just no space for one that big, plus you don't want to do a super long walk in bad weather), sometimes you're tired, and what you want is good food to get delivered to you so you can chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48813132)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Thriller Cream Juggernaut

You can order via Ubereats/Doordash with your gift card and then go pick it up yourself. Just fyi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48806424)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser locale

no that's literally illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48806434)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: vigorous patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48807444)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: offensive aphrodisiac travel guidebook nursing home

People have been delivering pizzas and Chinese food for decades. Likely since before you were born.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48807924)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring multi-colored pervert

fair. but i think part of it is that the economy has gotten better at sorting people by IQ, and has also had a lot of open borders, so today's delivery drivers are not your father's delivery drivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48808637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: concupiscible market

In the 90s, pizza was delivered by comical, local stoner type kids. Like the Dude You're Getting a Dell guy.

Chinese was delivered by the children of the restaurant owners. If you dined in, they would be in a booth doing homework in between orders and observing their elders.

It's not the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48808937)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: excitant pocket flask coffee pot



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: yapping national security agency

(Spaceporn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48808996)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: fear-inspiring multi-colored pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48809439)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

lol mfcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48813168)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: jag



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Date: April 4th, 2025 5:34 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

Also the delivery range was pretty restricted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703316&forum_id=2).#48813705)