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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Exciting senate
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
dashing sepia dysfunction
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Soggy hominid sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Vigorous violent gaping
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
copper lodge son of senegal
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
ivory persian coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
vivacious potus legal warrant
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
garnet stimulating karate
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Aquamarine nowag
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
wonderful obsidian stage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Filthy Point Juggernaut
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
dead hospital clown
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
low-t theater love of her life
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Floppy garrison
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
crusty ceo
  06/30/25
cr
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
wonderful obsidian stage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
aromatic boiling water mental disorder
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
low-t theater love of her life
  06/30/25
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fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
dead hospital clown
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
crusty ceo
  06/30/25
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pearly incel crackhouse
  07/01/25
*bussy
lavender prole menage
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
vivacious potus legal warrant
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
White Center Cumskin
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Arousing school cafeteria psychic
  06/30/25
fuck
dead hospital clown
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
White Center Cumskin
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
dashing sepia dysfunction
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
dead hospital clown
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
aromatic boiling water mental disorder
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz unholy stag film
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Cracking Hyperventilating Affirmative Action Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
hot bespoke sanctuary
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Chrome trailer park
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
hot bespoke sanctuary
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
hot bespoke sanctuary
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
lascivious newt
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Clear Duck-like Gas Station
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
plum boltzmann
  06/30/25
tcr
fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich
  07/01/25
just jump
ungodly aphrodisiac public bath milk
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
...
Soul-stirring faggotry international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Free-loading Library
  06/30/25
wow
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Anal bat-shit-crazy chapel
  06/30/25
JFC man
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Aquamarine nowag
  06/30/25
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ungodly aphrodisiac public bath milk
  06/30/25
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dead hospital clown
  06/30/25
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low-t theater love of her life
  06/30/25
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charismatic startling factory reset button
  06/30/25
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Buck-toothed den
  06/30/25
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Clear Duck-like Gas Station
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
plum boltzmann
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Cracking Hyperventilating Affirmative Action Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
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stirring cruise ship cuckoldry
  07/01/25
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pearly incel crackhouse
  07/01/25
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Smoky Depressive
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Red submissive macaca nursing home
  07/01/25
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zombie-like tanning salon blood rage
  07/01/25
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Vigorous violent gaping
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
ivory persian coldplay fan
  06/30/25
bro
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
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plum boltzmann
  06/30/25
lol
fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich
  07/01/25
...
Swashbuckling angry people who are hurt
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Maize box office mood
  06/30/25
jfc
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
wonderful obsidian stage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
charismatic startling factory reset button
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Buck-toothed den
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Maize box office mood
  07/01/25
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Chrome trailer park
  07/01/25
...
Buck-toothed den
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
zombie-like tanning salon blood rage
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
big hideous market
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
aromatic boiling water mental disorder
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Exciting senate
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
dead hospital clown
  06/30/25
...
Exciting senate
  07/01/25
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cerebral keepsake machete dog poop
  07/01/25
lol
fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich
  07/01/25
...
ungodly aphrodisiac public bath milk
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Pink bull headed parlor
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Heady Native Puppy
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Glittery resort jap
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Slimy provocative faggot firefighter idiot
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Spruce Space Telephone
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
cerebral keepsake machete dog poop
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Avocado boistinker
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Exciting senate
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich
  07/01/25
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Exciting senate
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
pearly incel crackhouse
  07/01/25
😟
Pontificating racy site codepig
  07/01/25
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irradiated flushed temple
  07/01/25
holy shit
Exciting senate
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
cerebral keepsake machete dog poop
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
opaque misanthropic stain
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
zombie-like tanning salon blood rage
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
vivacious potus legal warrant
  07/01/25
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Exciting senate
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
zombie-like tanning salon blood rage
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
zombie-like tanning salon blood rage
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Free-loading Library
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
vivacious potus legal warrant
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Exciting senate
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
olive school
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
pearly incel crackhouse
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Spectacular Iridescent Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Exciting senate
  07/06/25
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Free-loading Library
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
out-of-control therapy
  07/06/25
...
Buck-toothed den
  07/06/25
lol
fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich
  07/07/25
wow
Exciting senate
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Exciting senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: dashing sepia dysfunction

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Soggy hominid sneaky criminal

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Vigorous violent gaping

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: copper lodge son of senegal

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: ivory persian coldplay fan

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: vivacious potus legal warrant

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: garnet stimulating karate

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine nowag

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Exciting senate

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: wonderful obsidian stage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Filthy Point Juggernaut

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dead hospital clown

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Exciting senate

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: low-t theater love of her life

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Floppy garrison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: crusty ceo

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Exciting senate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: wonderful obsidian stage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: aromatic boiling water mental disorder

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: low-t theater love of her life

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: dead hospital clown

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: crusty ceo

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: pearly incel crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: lavender prole menage

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: vivacious potus legal warrant

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: White Center Cumskin

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria psychic

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: dead hospital clown

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: White Center Cumskin

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: dashing sepia dysfunction

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dead hospital clown

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: aromatic boiling water mental disorder

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Exciting senate

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz unholy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Cracking Hyperventilating Affirmative Action Step-uncle's House

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: hot bespoke sanctuary

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Chrome trailer park

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Exciting senate

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: hot bespoke sanctuary

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: hot bespoke sanctuary

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious newt

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Exciting senate

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Clear Duck-like Gas Station

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: plum boltzmann

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: ungodly aphrodisiac public bath milk

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Exciting senate

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring faggotry international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Free-loading Library

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Exciting senate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Anal bat-shit-crazy chapel

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Exciting senate

JFC man

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine nowag

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: ungodly aphrodisiac public bath milk



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: dead hospital clown



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: low-t theater love of her life



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: charismatic startling factory reset button



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed den



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Clear Duck-like Gas Station



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: plum boltzmann

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Cracking Hyperventilating Affirmative Action Step-uncle's House

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: stirring cruise ship cuckoldry



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: pearly incel crackhouse



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Smoky Depressive



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Red submissive macaca nursing home

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: zombie-like tanning salon blood rage



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Vigorous violent gaping



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: ivory persian coldplay fan

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Exciting senate

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: plum boltzmann



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling angry people who are hurt



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Maize box office mood

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Exciting senate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: wonderful obsidian stage

eric clapton stunned

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: charismatic startling factory reset button

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Buck-toothed den

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Maize box office mood

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Chrome trailer park



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Buck-toothed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: zombie-like tanning salon blood rage

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: big hideous market

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: aromatic boiling water mental disorder

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Exciting senate

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: dead hospital clown

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Exciting senate



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: cerebral keepsake machete dog poop



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: ungodly aphrodisiac public bath milk



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Pink bull headed parlor

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Heady Native Puppy

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Glittery resort jap

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Slimy provocative faggot firefighter idiot

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Spruce Space Telephone

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cerebral keepsake machete dog poop

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Avocado boistinker

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Exciting senate

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Exciting senate



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: pearly incel crackhouse

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pontificating racy site codepig

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: irradiated flushed temple



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Exciting senate

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cerebral keepsake machete dog poop

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: opaque misanthropic stain

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: zombie-like tanning salon blood rage

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: vivacious potus legal warrant

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Exciting senate



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: zombie-like tanning salon blood rage

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: zombie-like tanning salon blood rage

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Free-loading Library

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: vivacious potus legal warrant

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Exciting senate

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: olive school

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: pearly incel crackhouse

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Spectacular Iridescent Scourge Upon The Earth

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Exciting senate

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Free-loading Library



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: out-of-control therapy

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Buck-toothed den



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal laughsome toaster sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Exciting senate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)