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Hypo: $5 million if you can beat 1 player from each NFL team in fist fight

You choose the player, anyone from roster / practice squad ...
Jizzy Gillespie
  01/04/25
its not even worth it for 32 fistfights with random people l...
Bill DaWall
  01/04/25
I could beat 32 random Hmongs
Jizzy Gillespie
  01/04/25
Easy. I'll just take the oldest kicker on each team and ins...
Epistemic Humility re: Existence of Santa Claus
  01/04/25
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Kenneth Play
  01/04/25
This is a stupid hypo. Not many people here would have a sh...
....,,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.......,.,.,.,.,..,.
  01/04/25
Im a pretty strong dude and i used to box so I'd probably fu...
Jizzy Gillespie
  01/04/25
I really doubt it, but I wish you were right
Gay Grandpa
  01/04/25
*grabs popcorn and settles in*
maine is 180
  01/04/25
Absolutely not possible. These people are a different specie...
Gay Grandpa
  01/04/25
this is more doable than first glance. average nfl kicker is...
wired headphones
  01/04/25
that's not enough money in 2025 you faggy gen xer
the place where there is no darkness
  01/04/25
You can keep working afterwards kike
Jizzy Gillespie
  01/05/25
Define beat
John Cocke
  01/04/25
Sure, I’d just pick the goalie from each team. Goalies...
<> ____ <>
  01/04/25
lol, name an NFL goalie.
DewarsDude
  01/05/25


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Date: January 4th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Jizzy Gillespie

You choose the player, anyone from roster / practice squad

Could you do it?



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Date: January 4th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Bill DaWall

its not even worth it for 32 fistfights with random people lol

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Date: January 4th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Jizzy Gillespie

I could beat 32 random Hmongs

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Date: January 4th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Epistemic Humility re: Existence of Santa Claus

Easy. I'll just take the oldest kicker on each team and insist that two strikes qualifies to meet this definition of "beat"

verb

1.

strike (a person or an animal) repeatedly and violently so as to hurt or injure them

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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 4th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: ....,,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.......,.,.,.,.,..,.


This is a stupid hypo. Not many people here would have a shot in just a single fight against one NFL player of their choice. Who’s it going to be? Jason Peters (oldest including practice squads)? Aaron Rodgers (oldest active)? Matt Prater or Nick Folk (oldest kickers)?

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Date: January 4th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Jizzy Gillespie

Im a pretty strong dude and i used to box so I'd probably fuck up most kickers and a decent amount of backup QBs too. Also some long snappers can be pussies. Then some of these corners and WRs are bitchy little twinks too. I'd have this player holding my inside out pants pocket everywhere we went https://x.com/ramsnfl/status/1864467448290005372?s=46

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Date: January 4th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

I really doubt it, but I wish you were right

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Date: January 4th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: maine is 180

*grabs popcorn and settles in*

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Date: January 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Absolutely not possible. These people are a different species from us.

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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: wired headphones

this is more doable than first glance. average nfl kicker is 6'0 200lbs and not super athletic. but how long between fights are we doing? if it's not at least a week between each fight, you're gonna get exhausted.

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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: the place where there is no darkness

that's not enough money in 2025 you faggy gen xer

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Date: January 5th, 2025 2:24 AM
Author: Jizzy Gillespie

You can keep working afterwards kike

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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: John Cocke

Define beat

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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: <> ____ <>

Sure, I’d just pick the goalie from each team. Goalies can’t scrap.(RSF will back me up on this)

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Date: January 5th, 2025 2:29 AM
Author: DewarsDude

lol, name an NFL goalie.

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