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i've heard that the new jurassic park movie is surprisingly fun

at some point in the middle it genre-shifts over to a tense ...
supple useless twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/25
(Michael Critchon turns over in grave)
Adulterous provocative old irish cottage
  07/05/25
undoubtedly but *jeff goldblum voice* life finds a way
supple useless twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/25
He was too Tall to fit in his casket iirc
Marvelous Karate
  03/01/26
I heard its the same movie as the 1st one but gayer and blac...
cerebral maniacal site
  07/05/25
what are these movies even about at this point? everyone is ...
Concupiscible Disrespectful Brunch
  07/05/25
i didn't see it (despite enjoying the first two, and the thi...
supple useless twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/25
I hate fun
Gold crackhouse party of the first part
  07/05/25
crr who doesnt
Diverse Plaza
  07/05/25
There is a Mexican family in it that does nothing to advance...
Marvelous Karate
  03/01/26
It is absolutely horrible
cerebral maniacal site
  03/01/26


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Date: July 5th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: supple useless twinkling uncleanness

at some point in the middle it genre-shifts over to a tense gothic horror film involving a dinosaur with the personality of a rascally Tex Avery protagonist

less of a (very loosely at this point) Crichton themed "Jurassic Park" film and more of a "Jurassic Park Stories" type deal like what Disney Star Wars did with some success in that "Rogue One" flick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2).#49074477)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Adulterous provocative old irish cottage

(Michael Critchon turns over in grave)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2).#49074527)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: supple useless twinkling uncleanness

undoubtedly

but *jeff goldblum voice* life finds a way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2).#49074534)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Karate

He was too Tall to fit in his casket iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2).#49706160)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cerebral maniacal site

I heard its the same movie as the 1st one but gayer and blacker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2).#49074536)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible Disrespectful Brunch

what are these movies even about at this point? everyone is just at a dinosaur park where the dinosaurs escape? did they ever make up new plotlines?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2).#49074540)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: supple useless twinkling uncleanness

i didn't see it (despite enjoying the first two, and the third somewhat) but i think jurassic world or whatever its called (the one with Ron Howard's talentless issue) is a rehash of the first one blended with one of the young adult JP novels' plotlines about a less safari more orlando dinosaur theme park getting overrun by the exhibits

so basically, yeah, same stuff, this time without the crichton inspired bits about playing god with genetics and "chaos theory" that gave it some polish for the critics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2).#49074625)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Gold crackhouse party of the first part

I hate fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2).#49074544)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Diverse Plaza

crr who doesnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2).#49074629)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Karate

There is a Mexican family in it that does nothing to advance the plot. They have a totally parallel existence like they could’ve been cut out completely. They’re supposed to be a proxy for moviegoers who are Mexican irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2).#49706165)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: cerebral maniacal site

It is absolutely horrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2).#49706167)