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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Clear Laughsome Range Juggernaut

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Stubborn Library

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: turquoise learning disabled national

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Startled Tan Whorehouse Giraffe

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Startled Tan Whorehouse Giraffe



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible Translucent Home

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible Translucent Home

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: purple arrogant double fault

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: aquamarine plaza

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: sooty dead meetinghouse sex offender

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Histrionic ruby indirect expression stage

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: aquamarine plaza

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Poppy Theatre Weed Whacker

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: charismatic spruce factory reset button



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: slate bonkers twinkling uncleanness

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Poppy Theatre Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Poppy Theatre Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: talented slap-happy fanboi cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Cocky pungent pit potus

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Cocky pungent pit potus

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Cocky pungent pit potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Cocky pungent pit potus

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: idiotic trailer park stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible Translucent Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: titillating boltzmann associate

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: titillating boltzmann associate

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Vermilion Cowardly Indian Lodge Digit Ratio

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: slimy cuck wagecucks

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49733811)