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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
odious light theater
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Soul-stirring House-broken Public Bath
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
lake brethren
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
abnormal big turdskin
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
irate racy mexican
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
angry ceo
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Harsh point mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
domesticated cracking base
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
insecure police squad piazza
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
floppy crackhouse sandwich
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Low-t nursing home degenerate
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Vibrant puppy
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
haunting twisted mood
  06/30/25
cr
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
insecure police squad piazza
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Milky Sadistic Boistinker
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Low-t nursing home degenerate
  06/30/25
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Greedy Wonderful Church Building
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
haunting twisted mood
  06/30/25
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Maniacal exciting jap
  07/01/25
*bussy
Pontificating Tattoo
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
angry ceo
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Vivacious really tough guy
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Arousing embarrassed to the bone candlestick maker sanctuary
  06/30/25
fuck
Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Vivacious really tough guy
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
odious light theater
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Milky Sadistic Boistinker
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
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Aggressive carnelian digit ratio blood rage
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
federal supple giraffe hissy fit
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
fuchsia motley ape kitchen
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
crawly pearl school
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
fuchsia motley ape kitchen
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Greedy Wonderful Church Building
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
fuchsia motley ape kitchen
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
tan spot
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Walnut plaza
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
contagious lemon new version cruise ship
  06/30/25
tcr
Greedy Wonderful Church Building
  07/01/25
just jump
puce fragrant principal's office jewess
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
...
claret cuckold church
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Copper Talented University Regret
  06/30/25
wow
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
mind-boggling location
  06/30/25
JFC man
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
domesticated cracking base
  06/30/25
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puce fragrant principal's office jewess
  06/30/25
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Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour
  06/30/25
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Low-t nursing home degenerate
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz Orange Property
  06/30/25
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hyperventilating flatulent crotch
  06/30/25
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Walnut plaza
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
contagious lemon new version cruise ship
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
federal supple giraffe hissy fit
  06/30/25
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White concupiscible locale filthpig
  07/01/25
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Maniacal exciting jap
  07/01/25
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Rebellious cerebral dog poop lay
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
provocative chestnut rehab
  07/01/25
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fluffy tank
  07/01/25
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lake brethren
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
irate racy mexican
  06/30/25
bro
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
...
contagious lemon new version cruise ship
  06/30/25
lol
Greedy Wonderful Church Building
  07/01/25
...
Hyperactive Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
blathering disturbing locus sound barrier
  06/30/25
jfc
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
insecure police squad piazza
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Razzmatazz Orange Property
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
hyperventilating flatulent crotch
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Greedy Wonderful Church Building
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
blathering disturbing locus sound barrier
  07/01/25
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crawly pearl school
  07/01/25
...
hyperventilating flatulent crotch
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
fluffy tank
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Sexy brass pervert abode
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Milky Sadistic Boistinker
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour
  06/30/25
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aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  07/01/25
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Citrine Institution
  07/01/25
lol
Greedy Wonderful Church Building
  07/01/25
...
puce fragrant principal's office jewess
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
topaz bossy brunch wrinkle
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Heady theatre philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
histrionic self-centered mother
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
aquamarine set roommate
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
hairless appetizing windowlicker
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Citrine Institution
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Electric yellow preventive strike
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Greedy Wonderful Church Building
  07/01/25
...
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Maniacal exciting jap
  07/01/25
😟
Bright bat-shit-crazy half-breed
  07/01/25
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ruddy unhinged shitlib personal credit line
  07/01/25
holy shit
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Citrine Institution
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
spectacular bipolar keepsake machete yarmulke
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
fluffy tank
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
angry ceo
  07/01/25
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aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
fluffy tank
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
fluffy tank
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Copper Talented University Regret
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
angry ceo
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
irradiated clown
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Maniacal exciting jap
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Pea-brained tripping chapel scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  07/06/25
...
Copper Talented University Regret
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Filthy Corner Faggot Firefighter
  07/06/25
...
hyperventilating flatulent crotch
  07/06/25
lol
Greedy Wonderful Church Building
  07/07/25
wow
aromatic disrespectful temple prole
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: odious light theater

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring House-broken Public Bath

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: lake brethren

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: abnormal big turdskin

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: irate racy mexican

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: angry ceo

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Harsh point mad-dog skullcap

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: domesticated cracking base

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: insecure police squad piazza

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: floppy crackhouse sandwich

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Low-t nursing home degenerate

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Vibrant puppy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: haunting twisted mood

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: insecure police squad piazza

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Milky Sadistic Boistinker

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Low-t nursing home degenerate

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Greedy Wonderful Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: haunting twisted mood

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Maniacal exciting jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Pontificating Tattoo

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: angry ceo

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Vivacious really tough guy

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Arousing embarrassed to the bone candlestick maker sanctuary

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Vivacious really tough guy

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: odious light theater

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Milky Sadistic Boistinker

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Aggressive carnelian digit ratio blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: federal supple giraffe hissy fit

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: fuchsia motley ape kitchen

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: crawly pearl school

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fuchsia motley ape kitchen

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Greedy Wonderful Church Building

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: fuchsia motley ape kitchen

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: tan spot

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Walnut plaza

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: contagious lemon new version cruise ship

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Greedy Wonderful Church Building

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: puce fragrant principal's office jewess

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: claret cuckold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Copper Talented University Regret

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling location

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: domesticated cracking base

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: puce fragrant principal's office jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Low-t nursing home degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Orange Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating flatulent crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Walnut plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: contagious lemon new version cruise ship

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: federal supple giraffe hissy fit

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: White concupiscible locale filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Maniacal exciting jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Rebellious cerebral dog poop lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: provocative chestnut rehab

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: fluffy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: lake brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: irate racy mexican

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: contagious lemon new version cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Greedy Wonderful Church Building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Hyperactive Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: blathering disturbing locus sound barrier

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: insecure police squad piazza

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Orange Property

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating flatulent crotch

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Greedy Wonderful Church Building

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: blathering disturbing locus sound barrier

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: crawly pearl school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: hyperventilating flatulent crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: fluffy tank

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Sexy brass pervert abode

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Milky Sadistic Boistinker

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine aphrodisiac faggotry parlour

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Citrine Institution



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Greedy Wonderful Church Building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: puce fragrant principal's office jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: topaz bossy brunch wrinkle

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Heady theatre philosopher-king

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: histrionic self-centered mother

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: aquamarine set roommate

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: hairless appetizing windowlicker

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Citrine Institution

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Electric yellow preventive strike

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Greedy Wonderful Church Building

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Maniacal exciting jap

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bright bat-shit-crazy half-breed

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: ruddy unhinged shitlib personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Citrine Institution

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: spectacular bipolar keepsake machete yarmulke

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: fluffy tank

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: angry ceo

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: fluffy tank

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: fluffy tank

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Copper Talented University Regret

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: angry ceo

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: irradiated clown

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Maniacal exciting jap

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained tripping chapel scourge upon the earth

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Copper Talented University Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Filthy Corner Faggot Firefighter

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating flatulent crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Greedy Wonderful Church Building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful temple prole

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)