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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
razzle black woman mad cow disease
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Vigorous Dun Faggotry Heaven
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Lavender floppy regret toaster
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
irradiated dingle berry
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Sadistic genital piercing
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Impressive rigor quadroon
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Fluffy infuriating double fault
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Supple federal pisswyrm tattoo
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
mentally impaired theater stage kitty
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Sick Den
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Marvelous Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Saffron concupiscible cruise ship goyim
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
onyx idiot
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Maroon Main People
  06/30/25
cr
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
mentally impaired theater stage kitty
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Vibrant underhanded lodge yarmulke
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Saffron concupiscible cruise ship goyim
  06/30/25
...
Filthy church
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Marvelous Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Maroon Main People
  06/30/25
...
Startling salmon dysfunction
  07/01/25
*bussy
big-titted kitchen
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Impressive rigor quadroon
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Trip navy home ape
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
sienna judgmental property depressive
  06/30/25
fuck
Marvelous Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Trip navy home ape
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
razzle black woman mad cow disease
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Marvelous Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Vibrant underhanded lodge yarmulke
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
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Laughsome coral party of the first part elastic band
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Garnet 180 indian lodge organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
domesticated dopamine rehab
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
orange costumed ceo
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
domesticated dopamine rehab
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Filthy church
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
domesticated dopamine rehab
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
thriller hall voyeur
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
opaque library feces
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Mauve metal area liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
tcr
Filthy church
  07/01/25
just jump
flickering thirsty ticket booth
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
...
claret casino azn
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Mustard hell friendly grandma
  06/30/25
wow
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Bossy milky national kitty cat
  06/30/25
JFC man
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Supple federal pisswyrm tattoo
  06/30/25
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flickering thirsty ticket booth
  06/30/25
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Marvelous Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
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Saffron concupiscible cruise ship goyim
  06/30/25
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pea-brained aphrodisiac crackhouse
  06/30/25
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provocative prole
  06/30/25
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opaque library feces
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Mauve metal area liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Garnet 180 indian lodge organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
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Cerebral Red Therapy
  07/01/25
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Startling salmon dysfunction
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Motley godawful stead
  07/01/25
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Lavender floppy regret toaster
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Sadistic genital piercing
  06/30/25
bro
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
...
Mauve metal area liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
lol
Filthy church
  07/01/25
...
duck-like associate theater
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Cordovan demanding institution
  06/30/25
jfc
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
mentally impaired theater stage kitty
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
pea-brained aphrodisiac crackhouse
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
provocative prole
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Filthy church
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Cordovan demanding institution
  07/01/25
...
orange costumed ceo
  07/01/25
...
provocative prole
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Motley godawful stead
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
indigo parlor multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Vibrant underhanded lodge yarmulke
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Marvelous Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
...
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  07/01/25
...
Stimulating rose faggot firefighter selfie
  07/01/25
lol
Filthy church
  07/01/25
...
flickering thirsty ticket booth
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Sable jew water buffalo
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Bespoke Gold Mental Disorder Hairy Legs
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Misanthropic cumskin whorehouse
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Soggy hairraiser mood
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
poppy crotch
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Stimulating rose faggot firefighter selfie
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
unholy heady native
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Filthy church
  07/01/25
...
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Startling salmon dysfunction
  07/01/25
😟
Curious Business Firm
  07/01/25
...
Titillating Glassy Garrison Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
holy shit
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Stimulating rose faggot firefighter selfie
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Brindle base cuckoldry
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Motley godawful stead
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Impressive rigor quadroon
  07/01/25
...
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Motley godawful stead
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Motley godawful stead
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Mustard hell friendly grandma
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Impressive rigor quadroon
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Dead sex offender
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Startling salmon dysfunction
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
lascivious sweet tailpipe partner
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  07/06/25
...
Mustard hell friendly grandma
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Lemon learning disabled hissy fit
  07/06/25
...
provocative prole
  07/06/25
lol
Filthy church
  07/07/25
wow
Impertinent Flesh Forum
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: razzle black woman mad cow disease

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Vigorous Dun Faggotry Heaven

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Lavender floppy regret toaster

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: irradiated dingle berry

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Sadistic genital piercing

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Impressive rigor quadroon

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Fluffy infuriating double fault

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Supple federal pisswyrm tattoo

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: mentally impaired theater stage kitty

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Sick Den

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Marvelous Love Of Her Life

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Saffron concupiscible cruise ship goyim

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: onyx idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Maroon Main People

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mentally impaired theater stage kitty

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Vibrant underhanded lodge yarmulke

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Saffron concupiscible cruise ship goyim

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Filthy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Love Of Her Life

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Maroon Main People

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Startling salmon dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: big-titted kitchen

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Impressive rigor quadroon

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Trip navy home ape

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: sienna judgmental property depressive

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Marvelous Love Of Her Life

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Trip navy home ape

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: razzle black woman mad cow disease

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Love Of Her Life

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Vibrant underhanded lodge yarmulke

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Laughsome coral party of the first part elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Garnet 180 indian lodge organic girlfriend

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: domesticated dopamine rehab

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: orange costumed ceo

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: domesticated dopamine rehab

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Filthy church

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: domesticated dopamine rehab

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: thriller hall voyeur

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: opaque library feces

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Mauve metal area liquid oxygen

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Filthy church

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: flickering thirsty ticket booth

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: claret casino azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Mustard hell friendly grandma

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Bossy milky national kitty cat

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Supple federal pisswyrm tattoo

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: flickering thirsty ticket booth



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Marvelous Love Of Her Life



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Saffron concupiscible cruise ship goyim



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: pea-brained aphrodisiac crackhouse



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: provocative prole



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: opaque library feces



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mauve metal area liquid oxygen

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Garnet 180 indian lodge organic girlfriend

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Cerebral Red Therapy



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Startling salmon dysfunction



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cracking sapphire idea he suggested background story



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle deer antler school

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Motley godawful stead



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Lavender floppy regret toaster



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Sadistic genital piercing

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mauve metal area liquid oxygen



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Filthy church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: duck-like associate theater



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cordovan demanding institution

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: mentally impaired theater stage kitty

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: pea-brained aphrodisiac crackhouse

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: provocative prole

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Filthy church

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Cordovan demanding institution

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: orange costumed ceo



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: provocative prole



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Motley godawful stead

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: indigo parlor multi-billionaire

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Vibrant underhanded lodge yarmulke

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Marvelous Love Of Her Life

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Stimulating rose faggot firefighter selfie



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Filthy church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: flickering thirsty ticket booth



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Sable jew water buffalo

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Bespoke Gold Mental Disorder Hairy Legs

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Misanthropic cumskin whorehouse

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Soggy hairraiser mood

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: poppy crotch

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Stimulating rose faggot firefighter selfie

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: unholy heady native

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Filthy church

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Startling salmon dysfunction

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Curious Business Firm

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Garrison Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Stimulating rose faggot firefighter selfie

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Brindle base cuckoldry

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Motley godawful stead

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Impressive rigor quadroon

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Motley godawful stead

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Motley godawful stead

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Mustard hell friendly grandma

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Impressive rigor quadroon

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Dead sex offender

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Startling salmon dysfunction

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: lascivious sweet tailpipe partner

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Mustard hell friendly grandma



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Lemon learning disabled hissy fit

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: provocative prole



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Filthy church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Forum

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)