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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Azure aromatic chapel
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
House-broken cracking resort
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
deep indian lodge
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Passionate Brunch
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
appetizing embarrassed to the bone hunting ground
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Contagious bearded set
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Vigorous corner boistinker
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
rebellious spot
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
lascivious effete hall twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Boyish potus corn cake
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
glittery shaky hairy legs
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Diverse multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Vibrant incel forum
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Pontificating submissive community account
  06/30/25
cr
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
lascivious effete hall twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Turquoise hominid abode
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Diverse multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
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iridescent razzle property
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
glittery shaky hairy legs
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Pontificating submissive community account
  06/30/25
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slippery odious gay wizard
  07/01/25
*bussy
duck-like public bath
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Contagious bearded set
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
ivory stain
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
lake new version filthpig
  06/30/25
fuck
glittery shaky hairy legs
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
ivory stain
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Azure aromatic chapel
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
glittery shaky hairy legs
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Turquoise hominid abode
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
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startled point half-breed
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Learning disabled jew
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Metal macaca hospital
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Heady magenta circlehead liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Metal macaca hospital
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
iridescent razzle property
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Metal macaca hospital
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Sick hell
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Alcoholic 180 Theater Foreskin
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
supple jet azn
  06/30/25
tcr
iridescent razzle property
  07/01/25
just jump
Racy piazza scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
...
concupiscible location
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Chartreuse Hyperventilating Sex Offender
  06/30/25
wow
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Chestnut Titillating Nibblets
  06/30/25
JFC man
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
rebellious spot
  06/30/25
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Racy piazza scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
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glittery shaky hairy legs
  06/30/25
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Diverse multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
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Alcoholic 180 Theater Foreskin
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
supple jet azn
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Learning disabled jew
  06/30/25
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Greedy Doctorate Business Firm
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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cordovan puppy
  07/01/25
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deep indian lodge
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
appetizing embarrassed to the bone hunting ground
  06/30/25
bro
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
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supple jet azn
  06/30/25
lol
iridescent razzle property
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
territorial main people office
  06/30/25
jfc
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
lascivious effete hall twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
beady-eyed gunner step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
disgusting fat ankles cuckoldry
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
iridescent razzle property
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
territorial main people office
  07/01/25
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Heady magenta circlehead liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
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disgusting fat ankles cuckoldry
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
cordovan puppy
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Histrionic headpube useless brakes
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Turquoise hominid abode
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
glittery shaky hairy legs
  06/30/25
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out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  07/01/25
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Copper institution
  07/01/25
lol
iridescent razzle property
  07/01/25
...
Racy piazza scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Wonderful sanctuary regret
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Avocado Bateful Locale
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
dashing keepsake machete home
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
angry talented stead patrolman
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Aquamarine hairraiser space
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Copper institution
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Ocher stimulating double fault dysfunction
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
iridescent razzle property
  07/01/25
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out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
slippery odious gay wizard
  07/01/25
😟
Irate generalized bond
  07/01/25
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maroon crusty fanboi casino
  07/01/25
holy shit
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Copper institution
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Snowy Whorehouse Giraffe
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
cordovan puppy
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Contagious bearded set
  07/01/25
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out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
cordovan puppy
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
cordovan puppy
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Chartreuse Hyperventilating Sex Offender
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Contagious bearded set
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Carnelian Psychic Roast Beef
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
slippery odious gay wizard
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Nofapping exciting field striped hyena
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  07/06/25
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Chartreuse Hyperventilating Sex Offender
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
High-end stirring temple
  07/06/25
...
disgusting fat ankles cuckoldry
  07/06/25
lol
iridescent razzle property
  07/07/25
wow
out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Azure aromatic chapel

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: House-broken cracking resort

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: deep indian lodge

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Passionate Brunch

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: appetizing embarrassed to the bone hunting ground

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Contagious bearded set

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Vigorous corner boistinker

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: rebellious spot

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: lascivious effete hall twinkling uncleanness

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Boyish potus corn cake

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: glittery shaky hairy legs

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Diverse multi-billionaire

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Vibrant incel forum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Pontificating submissive community account

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lascivious effete hall twinkling uncleanness

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Turquoise hominid abode

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Diverse multi-billionaire

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: iridescent razzle property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: glittery shaky hairy legs

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pontificating submissive community account

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: slippery odious gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: duck-like public bath

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Contagious bearded set

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ivory stain

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: lake new version filthpig

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: glittery shaky hairy legs

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: ivory stain

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Azure aromatic chapel

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: glittery shaky hairy legs

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Turquoise hominid abode

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: startled point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Learning disabled jew

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Metal macaca hospital

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Heady magenta circlehead liquid oxygen

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Metal macaca hospital

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: iridescent razzle property

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Metal macaca hospital

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Sick hell

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic 180 Theater Foreskin

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: supple jet azn

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: iridescent razzle property

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Racy piazza scourge upon the earth

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: concupiscible location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse Hyperventilating Sex Offender

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Chestnut Titillating Nibblets

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: rebellious spot

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Racy piazza scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: glittery shaky hairy legs



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Diverse multi-billionaire



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed gunner step-uncle's house



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: disgusting fat ankles cuckoldry



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic 180 Theater Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: supple jet azn

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Learning disabled jew

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Greedy Doctorate Business Firm



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: slippery odious gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Scarlet area



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive Shivering School

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: cordovan puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: deep indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: appetizing embarrassed to the bone hunting ground

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: supple jet azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: iridescent razzle property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Curious hairless toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: territorial main people office

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: lascivious effete hall twinkling uncleanness

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed gunner step-uncle's house

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: disgusting fat ankles cuckoldry

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: iridescent razzle property

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: territorial main people office

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Heady magenta circlehead liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: disgusting fat ankles cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: cordovan puppy

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Histrionic headpube useless brakes

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Turquoise hominid abode

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: glittery shaky hairy legs

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Copper institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: iridescent razzle property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Racy piazza scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Wonderful sanctuary regret

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Avocado Bateful Locale

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: dashing keepsake machete home

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: angry talented stead patrolman

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Aquamarine hairraiser space

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Copper institution

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Ocher stimulating double fault dysfunction

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: iridescent razzle property

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: slippery odious gay wizard

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Irate generalized bond

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: maroon crusty fanboi casino



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Copper institution

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Snowy Whorehouse Giraffe

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: cordovan puppy

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Contagious bearded set

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: cordovan puppy

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: cordovan puppy

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse Hyperventilating Sex Offender

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Contagious bearded set

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Carnelian Psychic Roast Beef

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: slippery odious gay wizard

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Nofapping exciting field striped hyena

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse Hyperventilating Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: High-end stirring temple

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: disgusting fat ankles cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: iridescent razzle property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: out-of-control fear-inspiring cruise ship

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)