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What kind of asset is being purchased?
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All of the assets, tangible and intangible, which are used ...
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primarily or exclusively used? Backdraft didn't have this mu...
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Funny that's what I'm doing right now
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Hi Muscadine, Sorry to rush you but it turns out we reall...
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I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the ...
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happy thanksgiving!
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damn it we had ravines and forts in the woods too, even a wa...
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Skip to the gay part.
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180. Backdraft.
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you go, we go
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I just remember the ride in Universal Studios where you are ...
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Same. It was fucking AMAZING!
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I sound kinda gay in this story. Especially for a high schoo...
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I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high.
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How old are you?
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Good synergy with your screen name.
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I’m pretty sure that’s dirte
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Sorry. I am a new member of this message board and do not u...
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gbti
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Is that a disease?
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he's calling you a Jew and telling you to Go Back To Israel
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But I never lived in Israel and am not Jewish?
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GBTI
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Dayum. I’m the same as you, except I was never a jock,...
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I loved them, and I did it quietly because I didn't want the...
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Hmm, I always pictured you as a white guy.
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Swedish heritage
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Calabasas, man what a place to grow up.
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https://movieweb.com/movies/1992/november/
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At this age I never went and saw new releases at the movie t...
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Still, remembering ads for HA2 on tv, people buzzing like id...
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This. It was the anthem for Winter ‘92 going into &lsq...
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I saw Passenger 57 in the theater. Also Home Alone 2.
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Remember when thanksgiving used to be a big movie week? Movi...
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Rocky IV came out on that day - fuck libs
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TRIGGERED!
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(guy who definitely got naked with Brian and James)
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The construction paper headband with feathers you wore to pl...
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It says 92, not 82
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this is toxic
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Lol remember Backdraft. Mods.
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I don't recall writing this post and yet
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This is my life down to the last detail.
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I can't do this today. No.
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we get home from blockbuster with a freshly rented SNES
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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:31 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza

You’ve been playing with your brothers and a couple of neighborhood boys in the woods lining the ravine at the edge of your neighborhood at the fort you built out there and then played a touch football game across the lawns of your three houses. Mom pulls up in the Ford Aerostar and pulls a couple of pizza boxes and a couple of VHS rentals out of the back of the van. She calls you over. It’s pepperoni pizza or cheese pizza, iced tea, and Backdraft (1991) for the evening. You beg mom to let Brian and James stay for a sleepover down in the basement where you can lay out sleeping bags in front of the TV. She says yes.

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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:58 AM
Author: rough-skinned aphrodisiac death wish lay

Thanksgiving 2020: You visit home and are out for a walk with your mask on. You stop by the old ravine at the edge of your neighborhood where you used to play. It looks so much smaller now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41403105)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41403120)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: low-t lascivious old irish cottage



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: sick background story field



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Date: November 21st, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Overrated Volcanic Crater Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41408493)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Razzle theater stage roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41409298)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: Saffron pontificating preventive strike marketing idea



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: laughsome bearded bawdyhouse

Hahaha

*Leaps headfirst into ravine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#48355289)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: internet-worthy community account trump supporter



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: curious slate jew



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: man o' war (🫶🏾)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Mashed Potatoes: Appetizing! (No Future)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:42 AM
Author: Pale Aggressive School Cafeteria



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: Chest-beating iridescent water buffalo dysfunction

I get just as much satisfaction out of a 12 hour day redlining Asset Purchase Agreements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402432)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza

What kind of asset is being purchased?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402445)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: Orchid stage

All of the assets, tangible and intangible, which are used or useful in the business operations of the Seller and as more specifically defined hereinafter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402480)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:06 AM
Author: provocative bright multi-billionaire

oooooo this one sounds good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402491)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: fragrant fear-inspiring yarmulke den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402505)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: floppy navy place of business space



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Date: November 15th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#49433733)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: 180 garrison

primarily or exclusively used? Backdraft didn't have this much plotline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402509)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Chest-beating iridescent water buffalo dysfunction

UNNNNGHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402551)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#49431292)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Brindle Philosopher-king

Funny that's what I'm doing right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402708)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Chest-beating iridescent water buffalo dysfunction

Hi Muscadine,

Sorry to rush you but it turns out we really need to close before Thanksgiving. Seller is threatening to walk away if we don't.

Thx,

Client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402766)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: Brindle Philosopher-king

I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the non-compete that I drafted. The addendum says: Seller may work in the restricted area during the restricted time in his chosen profession notwithstanding the non-compete.

I call the other attorney, and state, you understand that this addendum completely negates the entire non-compete? Other attorney says that he will have to get back with me.

It's so stupid, I'm not even mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402789)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: garnet startled state famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402999)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#49429800)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:35 PM
Author: brass exciting indian lodge

happy thanksgiving!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41403799)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating iridescent water buffalo dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41404670)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating iridescent water buffalo dysfunction

One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41404671)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: Opaque Harsh Azn



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: curious slate jew



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#49432130)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Light Stirring Hospital

damn it we had ravines and forts in the woods too, even a waterfall. Someone a long time before dug out a fort-style trench in the woods and laid fiberglass sheets over it. We would go in a group of like 5-6 bros, and all of our dogs came along. Great times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402486)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:09 AM
Author: motley blue home

Skip to the gay part.

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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Thirsty irradiated foreskin



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Date: November 14th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: garnet startled state famous landscape painting

180. Backdraft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402523)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Wine library

you go, we go

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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: Arousing greedy dingle berry selfie

I just remember the ride in Universal Studios where you are in a warehouse and the whole thing goes up in flames.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402539)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: Opaque Harsh Azn

Same. It was fucking AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402675)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: Bespoke buck-toothed gaming laptop spot

I sound kinda gay in this story. Especially for a high school senior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402533)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza

I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402541)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Bespoke buck-toothed gaming laptop spot

Being six years older, I won't judge you harshly for sharing a sleeping bag with Brian and James, even if all three of you were naked.

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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:52 AM
Author: Sooty Galvanic School Feces

Being eight years older, I will judge him. The little faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402690)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: Bespoke buck-toothed gaming laptop spot

180

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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:36 AM
Author: Diverse Bisexual Forum Laser Beams



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: Sooty Galvanic School Feces

I am in bootcamp, near the end. The cafeteria tries to do something special, but it is just off. There are trays of turkey, pre-cut, and bread rolls, and cans of cranberry sauce. The poorly whisked clumpy gravy is spread over my plate. It's my first Thanksgiving away from my family, but certainly not the last. I still have two weeks left of dealing with this bullshit. After the meal, we're allowed to go back to the barracks and relax for a bit. But the respite is shortlived. In order to maintain order, the Company Commander's burst into the barracks and force everyone to do pushups and situps until the roof condensation leaks onto the floor. The condensation is directly a result of fattened up men sweating profusely. Why the fuck did I join the military, I ask quietly to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402537)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: jade exhilarant knife

How old are you?

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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: Sooty Galvanic School Feces

47

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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: jade exhilarant knife

Good synergy with your screen name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402747)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza

I’m pretty sure that’s dirte

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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: jade exhilarant knife

Sorry. I am a new member of this message board and do not understand who "dirte" is. I hope it is a callback to that hilarious David Spade movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41404263)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza

gbti

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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: jade exhilarant knife

Is that a disease?

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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: Sooty Galvanic School Feces

he's calling you a Jew and telling you to Go Back To Israel

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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: jade exhilarant knife

But I never lived in Israel and am not Jewish?

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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: Sooty Galvanic School Feces

GBTI

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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:44 AM
Author: jade exhilarant knife

?

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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Opaque Harsh Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402678)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#49427629)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: Brindle Philosopher-king

Week of Thanksgiving, 1992, I just finished my JV season of high school (MVP of team as linebacker and offensive lineman). I was 14, 5'10, 185 lbs, ripped. I was hooking up with this fat girl who was a senior who had enormous tits and we would fuck while her parents were downstairs. She would occasionally cry during sex because she said she felt bad about how young I was (she was 18). She didn't have a license because she got a DUI so her friend would come and pick me up in her dirty 240SX.

I don't know why we stopped hooking up, but this was just an early sophomore year thing.

I cherish these memories, as I rarely have sex anymore (although I did get Wife sex yesterday, which was really good, although that's only #2 for the year).

I love my kids, but man what would I give to do it all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402547)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Bespoke buck-toothed gaming laptop spot



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza

Dayum. I’m the same as you, except I was never a jock, but I definitely hooked up with dem overweight girls in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402555)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Brindle Philosopher-king

I loved them, and I did it quietly because I didn't want the cool girls to get down on me. I knew that the cheerleader types were the girls I was supposed to date, but what just drove me nuts was those girls with big asses and huge tits. The girl from this story, I would grab her ass and it was just huge and soft, and the sight of her tits would make my mouth go dry. I never felt that way about the thin girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402587)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:49 AM
Author: snowy dragon office



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Bespoke buck-toothed gaming laptop spot

Hmm, I always pictured you as a white guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402677)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Brindle Philosopher-king

Swedish heritage

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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#49427641)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:38 AM
Author: Brindle Philosopher-king

Calabasas, man what a place to grow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402613)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:07 AM
Author: Sooty Galvanic School Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41403173)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#49427643)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:28 AM
Author: yellow mad cow disease

https://movieweb.com/movies/1992/november/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402567)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza

At this age I never went and saw new releases at the movie theater. Not until high school. If I went to a theater at all, it was always older releases at the dollar theater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402585)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: yellow mad cow disease

Still, remembering ads for HA2 on tv, people buzzing like idiots about that shitty Dracula movie, etc, really brings me back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402617)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Sooty Galvanic School Feces

The bodyguard soundtrack was huge. Couldn't go anywhere without hearing that Whitney Houston song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402685)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: yellow mad cow disease



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza

This. It was the anthem for Winter ‘92 going into ‘93.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402703)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: orange hairraiser immigrant national

I saw Passenger 57 in the theater.

Also Home Alone 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41403144)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: cerebral athletic conference

Remember when thanksgiving used to be a big movie week? Movies would come out Tuesday night IIRC so dads and kids could go to the movies Wednesday while mom stayed home and cooked. I’m pretty sure this is the week new Bond films usually came out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402618)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: yellow mad cow disease

Rocky IV came out on that day - fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41403782)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: Metal lodge

Ravines, creeks, forts in the woods. REAL American youths. Things east coast liberals were denied and will never understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402636)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: Opaque Harsh Azn

TRIGGERED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402672)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Bespoke buck-toothed gaming laptop spot

(guy who definitely got naked with Brian and James)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402683)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: azure adventurous pocket flask

The construction paper headband with feathers you wore to play an Indian in the school reenactment of the first Thanksgiving is stuffed in the bottom of your bookbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402709)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Sooty Galvanic School Feces

It says 92, not 82

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402903)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402926)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#49427642)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: supple love of her life

later that night your uncle walks into your bedroom and unzips his pants...you stare at it with surprise and desire

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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza

changed up my moniker for a little more poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41402812)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling native kitty cat

this is toxic

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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: orange hairraiser immigrant national

*Purchases 5,000 shares of Apple for 50 cents a piece with money I made over summer*

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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: Frum Senate

(oldmo)

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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: bearded copper kitchen queen of the night

Lol remember Backdraft. Mods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41404329)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Trip lilac church building fanboi

40 minutes of thanksgiving 1992 TV commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPasr4VFerw

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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle theater stage roast beef



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:36 PM
Author: umber rehab tattoo

there are some old motherfuckers on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41404730)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: Sooty Galvanic School Feces



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:33 AM
Author: abusive institution



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:18 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#41433261)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating iridescent water buffalo dysfunction



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: sinister orchestra pit pervert



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: sinister orchestra pit pervert



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 4:23 AM
Author: Odious unhinged elastic band parlor



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 7:28 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza

It's 2023, you wake up at 3:35 AM on Thanksgiving day because you just had a dream of an unanswered client email. You check your phone beside you in the dark. Sure enough. It's an emergency, or maybe not, but you assume that it is because your mind is racing and you won't be able to go to sleep anyway. You go into the office in your house and you start hammering away at the keys on your laptop. Those emails to the clients won't write themselves! Who needs a holiday you think to yourself! I got this. I am the master of my universe. I am a good lawyer, goddamnit. Always responsive! Always on call! As you are hammering away, you realize you made a mistake and you have to recall an email message, you fire off another missive to the client about how you are seeking out resolution "immediately." Before you can hit send though, the VPN connection goes out and you have to reboot. Then your laptop needs updates. You decide to reboot and shower while you are getting back to where you left off. After the shower you finally get the message out. The fire drill should be done for the day!

You still can't sleep though. Even though the emails are down for now. You check the turkey and its dry brine. It still looks kind of frozen. You empty the dishwasher. You curse your wife for putting the knives in there. HANDWASHING ONLY WITH THE SHARP KNIVES!!! The dishes are done so you check the laundry. There's a lot to fold. You make coffee. You fold the laundry. There's no quieting the agitation in your soul though.

You calculate your net worth and that leaves you depressed. You wonder if the trash people will be around today to empty the bins and you decide to go put your trash out by the street just in case (knowing full well that they will never come).

As you come in from the cold you pour some coffee and you start to poast. You wonder why you can no longer feel anything remotely resembling joy and you seek out the understanding of your new friends, all of whom hide behind monikers on the internet.

Einfuehlung never comes.

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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:44 AM
Author: laughsome bearded bawdyhouse

I don't recall writing this post and yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#48355313)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Ceo Piazza

This is my life down to the last detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#48355351)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone vivacious cruise ship idea he suggested



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: curious slate jew



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:34 AM
Author: Odious unhinged elastic band parlor



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Know-it-all church



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: Chest-beating iridescent water buffalo dysfunction

I can't do this today. No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#48355321)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: brilliant charismatic brunch electric furnace

Don’t forget Survivor Series 1992. Highlights:

- Undertaker vs. Kamala in a casket match

- Big Boss Man vs. Nailz in a “nightstick on a pole” match

- Randy Savage and Mr. Perfect vs. Ric Flair and Razor Ramon

- WWF champion Bret Hart vs. IC champion Shawn Michaels

Bret beat Shawn with the sharpshooter and celebrated with Santa Claus afterwards.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#48355347)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: brilliant charismatic brunch electric furnace



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#49427647)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Topaz hyperactive shitlib

we get home from blockbuster with a freshly rented SNES

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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: .,....;...,.:...;...,....


You can recapture 20-30% of this joy by having kids and seeing them experience it

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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp

180

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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Is this one of my classic threads at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#49433805)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2).#49433839)