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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
motley cowardly sanctuary
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
motley cowardly sanctuary
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
motley cowardly sanctuary
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
motley cowardly sanctuary
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motley cowardly sanctuary
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lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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Grizzly wonderful parlor
  06/25/12
Jesus
Slate shaky hunting ground nursing home
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literally rofling
ruby irradiated public bath codepig
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Splenetic lettuce
  08/02/12
crying
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  08/21/13
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  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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motley cowardly sanctuary
  06/25/12
cop
Grizzly wonderful parlor
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
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Boyish roommate
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
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  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
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  08/02/12
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magical abode
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
brilliant deep location
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
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  06/25/12
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  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Grizzly wonderful parlor
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
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  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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motley cowardly sanctuary
  06/25/12
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Topaz market friendly grandma
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
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magical abode
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Galvanic Walnut Boiling Water Psychic
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
motley cowardly sanctuary
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Floppy area newt
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motley cowardly sanctuary
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magical abode
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
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  06/27/12
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motley cowardly sanctuary
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
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  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
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motley cowardly sanctuary
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Splenetic lettuce
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Judgmental keepsake machete
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Judgmental keepsake machete
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Big Faggot Firefighter
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
motley cowardly sanctuary
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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sooty place of business incel
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
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  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
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Judgmental keepsake machete
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magical abode
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Violent senate haunted graveyard
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
flirting trailer park
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Violent senate haunted graveyard
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Titillating mauve step-uncle's house
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
flirting trailer park
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
adventurous zombie-like old irish cottage
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180
magical abode
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HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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the man is a champion.
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  06/26/26
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: angry jet business firm

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: aggressive drunken theater water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Boyish roommate

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful parlor



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Slate shaky hunting ground nursing home

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: ruby irradiated public bath codepig

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Splenetic lettuce

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: well-lubricated queen of the night home

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse shitlib



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Violent senate haunted graveyard



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Orange telephone

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Titillating mauve step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: painfully honest jew



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control hissy fit piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control hissy fit piazza



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: navy histrionic hospital gaping



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: startling parlour skinny woman



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: big-titted saffron point stain

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful parlor

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful parlor

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Boyish roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Salmon irate ladyboy chapel

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Judgmental keepsake machete

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: magical abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: mustard stage

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: brilliant deep location

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful parlor

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating curious windowlicker spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful parlor

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Judgmental keepsake machete

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: flirting trailer park

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Topaz market friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: clear nudist filthpig

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: magical abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Walnut Boiling Water Psychic

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Floppy area newt

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: magical abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: ivory mother university

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: diverse trump supporter scourge upon the earth

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Big Faggot Firefighter

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Splenetic lettuce

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Judgmental keepsake machete

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Judgmental keepsake machete

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: sooty place of business incel



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

Much love for the shout, Box.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: arrogant demanding space affirmative action



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Judgmental keepsake machete

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Big Faggot Firefighter

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Judgmental keepsake machete

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Talented Pungent Center Cuck

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Judgmental keepsake machete



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: sooty place of business incel



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: pea-brained spruce gas station

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: sooty place of business incel



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: motley cowardly sanctuary

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Violent senate haunted graveyard

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Judgmental keepsake machete



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: magical abode



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Violent senate haunted graveyard

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: flirting trailer park

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Violent senate haunted graveyard

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Titillating mauve step-uncle's house

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: flirting trailer park

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: adventurous zombie-like old irish cottage

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: magical abode

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: magical abode

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: magical abode



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: magical abode



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: beta flatulent state pistol



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: cerise plaza

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Titillating mauve step-uncle's house



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Twisted vibrant resort coffee pot



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Burgundy Mood



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Burgundy Mood

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: purple submissive locus



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: federal high-end stead mexican

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Judgmental keepsake machete



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Emerald wagecucks cruise ship



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy iridescent meetinghouse

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: bull headed mahogany house immigrant



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant sick depressive menage



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Heady Doobsian Roast Beef

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: supple maniacal tanning salon

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Emerald wagecucks cruise ship



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Judgmental keepsake machete



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: tripping corner

the man is a champion.

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: unhinged foreskin

where did he go

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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: gold faggotry lay

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

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