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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Drab stirring regret
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
white irradiated macaca set
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
big abode
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
saffron boyish market
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
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  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
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  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
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  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
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  06/30/25
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Erotic church azn
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Blathering Station Fanboi
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
concupiscible indirect expression
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Passionate Incel
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Erotic church azn
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
underhanded gaped gay wizard principal's office
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
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  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
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  06/30/25
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Erotic church azn
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Blathering Station Fanboi
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
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  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
underhanded gaped gay wizard principal's office
  06/30/25
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Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Passionate Incel
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
*bussy
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  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
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  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
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  06/30/25
(actual married male)
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  06/30/25
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Passionate Incel
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
slimy impressive meetinghouse
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Drab stirring regret
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Passionate Incel
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
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  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
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  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
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  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
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  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
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  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
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  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
self-absorbed indian lodge
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
self-absorbed indian lodge
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
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  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
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  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
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  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
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  06/30/25
tcr
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  07/01/25
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  06/30/25
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...
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  07/01/25
Depends which kid
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  06/30/25
wow
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  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
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  06/30/25
JFC man
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Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  06/30/25
jfc
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  06/30/25
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Blathering Station Fanboi
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Bronze Dilemma
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
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  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Pea-brained out-of-control corner
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
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  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
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  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
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  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
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  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
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  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
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  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
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  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
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  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Erotic church azn
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
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  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Pea-brained out-of-control corner
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
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  07/01/25
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  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Pea-brained out-of-control corner
  07/02/25
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Pea-brained out-of-control corner
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
medicated chartreuse water buffalo
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
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  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
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  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
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  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
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  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
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  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
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  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
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Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
wow
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  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Erotic church azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Drab stirring regret

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: white irradiated macaca set

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: big abode

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: saffron boyish market

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: brilliant bateful native dog poop

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: appetizing lay

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: idiotic step-uncle's house headpube

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Twisted Galvanic Resort Alpha

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Blathering Station Fanboi

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Passionate Incel

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: underhanded gaped gay wizard principal's office

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stag film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant sepia stage community account

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Blathering Station Fanboi

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: haunting sienna pisswyrm center

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: underhanded gaped gay wizard principal's office

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Passionate Incel

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant sepia stage community account

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic theater ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: floppy whorehouse mediation

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: appetizing lay

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: slimy impressive meetinghouse

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: contagious address

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Passionate Incel

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: slimy impressive meetinghouse

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Drab stirring regret

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Passionate Incel

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: haunting sienna pisswyrm center

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: fragrant chest-beating tanning salon mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Topaz shrine

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: self-absorbed indian lodge

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Maroon bipolar state weed whacker

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed indian lodge

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: self-absorbed indian lodge

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome misunderstood jewess library

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling base

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: chestnut athletic conference generalized bond

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: clear gas station roast beef

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: multi-colored ivory party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: medicated chartreuse water buffalo

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Domesticated Range Blood Rage

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

JFC man

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Twisted Galvanic Resort Alpha

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: clear gas station roast beef



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Passionate Incel



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: underhanded gaped gay wizard principal's office



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Bronze Dilemma



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: canary electric trailer park



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling base



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: chestnut athletic conference generalized bond

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Topaz shrine

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Razzmatazz business firm



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic theater ape



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: dashing organic girlfriend



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Magenta nubile orchestra pit laser beams

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained out-of-control corner



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: big abode



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: brilliant bateful native dog poop

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: chestnut athletic conference generalized bond



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse

lol

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Smoky marvelous pit useless brakes



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Judgmental lilac death wish

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

jfc

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Blathering Station Fanboi

eric clapton stunned

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bronze Dilemma

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: canary electric trailer park

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Judgmental lilac death wish

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Maroon bipolar state weed whacker



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: canary electric trailer park



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained out-of-control corner

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hateful milk

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: haunting sienna pisswyrm center

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Passionate Incel

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Erotic church azn



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Big-titted fuchsia location codepig



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: clear gas station roast beef



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Cracking peach sandwich

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Orchid Talented Roommate

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hall

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Amethyst vigorous rigor prole

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: thriller trump supporter locale

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Big-titted fuchsia location codepig

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Crystalline adulterous box office

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Erotic church azn

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Erotic church azn



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic theater ape

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: maize provocative locus genital piercing

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Shaky disturbing persian home



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Big-titted fuchsia location codepig

yes absolutely

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Salmon zippy yarmulke

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained out-of-control corner

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: appetizing lay

You jump in no matter what

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Erotic church azn



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained out-of-control corner

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Pea-brained out-of-control corner

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: medicated chartreuse water buffalo

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: appetizing lay

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: curious multi-billionaire therapy

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic theater ape

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: dun pontificating senate

kid yes, wife no

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

that was unnecessary

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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: medicated chartreuse water buffalo



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: deep supple lodge dysfunction

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: canary electric trailer park



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all bawdyhouse

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Erotic church azn

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