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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Territorial boyish institution sex offender
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Orange Range
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
silver irradiated sandwich tanning salon
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
adventurous tantric nibblets
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Burgundy Trust Fund Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Sooty trailer park rigpig
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
slippery background story
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Lascivious plaza yarmulke
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
histrionic shimmering halford
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Crusty theatre hunting ground
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Henna telephone university
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Bisexual Ratface Church Building
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Fighting very tactful step-uncle's house
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
low-t location selfie
  06/30/25
cr
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
histrionic shimmering halford
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
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  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Henna telephone university
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
low-t location selfie
  06/30/25
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sinister khaki boiling water
  07/01/25
*bussy
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  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Sooty trailer park rigpig
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Soul-stirring ocher idiot degenerate
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
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  06/30/25
fuck
Henna telephone university
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Soul-stirring ocher idiot degenerate
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Territorial boyish institution sex offender
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Henna telephone university
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
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  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
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  06/30/25
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  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
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  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Laughsome Lilac Hell Hairy Legs
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
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  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Laughsome Lilac Hell Hairy Legs
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
exciting pale toaster
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Laughsome Lilac Hell Hairy Legs
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Puce vibrant private investor milk
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Crimson Legal Warrant
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
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  06/30/25
tcr
exciting pale toaster
  07/01/25
just jump
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  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  06/30/25
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overrated stage gaming laptop
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Sapphire coffee pot
  06/30/25
wow
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
vigorous splenetic sneaky criminal locus
  06/30/25
JFC man
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
sealclubber?
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  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
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  06/30/25
bro
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
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  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
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  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Bonkers bronze psychic
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
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  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
exciting pale toaster
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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hairraiser hideous place of business community account
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
floppy sadistic corner marketing idea
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
nudist irate messiness
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Umber racy locale gay wizard
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
lol
exciting pale toaster
  07/01/25
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Angry giraffe address
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Painfully honest cyan twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Black lay kitty
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Diverse puppy stage
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Turquoise misanthropic lettuce gaping
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
mildly autistic ticket booth
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
heady home voyeur
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
exciting pale toaster
  07/01/25
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180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
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  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
holy shit
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
mildly autistic ticket booth
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
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  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
floppy sadistic corner marketing idea
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Sooty trailer park rigpig
  07/01/25
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180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
floppy sadistic corner marketing idea
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
floppy sadistic corner marketing idea
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Sapphire coffee pot
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Sooty trailer park rigpig
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Flushed Famous Landscape Painting
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
sinister khaki boiling water
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Marvelous sanctuary hominid
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  07/06/25
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Sapphire coffee pot
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
lol
exciting pale toaster
  07/07/25
wow
180 mint candlestick maker garrison
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Territorial boyish institution sex offender

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Orange Range

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: silver irradiated sandwich tanning salon

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: adventurous tantric nibblets

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Burgundy Trust Fund Indirect Expression

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Sooty trailer park rigpig

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: slippery background story

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Lascivious plaza yarmulke

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: histrionic shimmering halford

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Crusty theatre hunting ground

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Henna telephone university

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bisexual Ratface Church Building

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Fighting very tactful step-uncle's house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: low-t location selfie

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: histrionic shimmering halford

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Umber racy locale gay wizard

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Bisexual Ratface Church Building

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: exciting pale toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Henna telephone university

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: low-t location selfie

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: sinister khaki boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: wonderful dilemma travel guidebook

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Sooty trailer park rigpig

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ocher idiot degenerate

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cream charismatic cuck dragon

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Henna telephone university

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ocher idiot degenerate

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Territorial boyish institution sex offender

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Henna telephone university

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Umber racy locale gay wizard

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Flickering Aromatic Keepsake Machete House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Bipolar parlour

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Laughsome Lilac Hell Hairy Legs

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Iridescent seedy organic girlfriend national

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Lilac Hell Hairy Legs

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: exciting pale toaster

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Laughsome Lilac Hell Hairy Legs

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Puce vibrant private investor milk

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Crimson Legal Warrant

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Mauve Crotch Pocket Flask

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: exciting pale toaster

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Angry giraffe address

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: overrated stage gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Sapphire coffee pot

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: vigorous splenetic sneaky criminal locus

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lascivious plaza yarmulke

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Angry giraffe address



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Henna telephone university



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bisexual Ratface Church Building



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Bonkers bronze psychic



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: hairraiser hideous place of business community account



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Crimson Legal Warrant



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mauve Crotch Pocket Flask

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Bipolar parlour

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: electric fortuitous meteor internal respiration



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: sinister khaki boiling water



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Curious regret doctorate



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Ebony heaven

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: floppy sadistic corner marketing idea



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: silver irradiated sandwich tanning salon



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Burgundy Trust Fund Indirect Expression

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mauve Crotch Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: exciting pale toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Violent jap half-breed



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: pearl provocative wagecucks

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: histrionic shimmering halford

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bonkers bronze psychic

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: hairraiser hideous place of business community account

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: exciting pale toaster

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: pearl provocative wagecucks

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Iridescent seedy organic girlfriend national



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: hairraiser hideous place of business community account



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: floppy sadistic corner marketing idea

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: nudist irate messiness

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Umber racy locale gay wizard

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Henna telephone university

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic ticket booth



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: exciting pale toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Angry giraffe address



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Painfully honest cyan twinkling uncleanness

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Black lay kitty

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Razzle out-of-control boltzmann base

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Diverse puppy stage

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Turquoise misanthropic lettuce gaping

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mildly autistic ticket booth

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: heady home voyeur

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: exciting pale toaster

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: sinister khaki boiling water

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: twisted beta alpha

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Flesh excitant water buffalo windowlicker



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mildly autistic ticket booth

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Comical Trump Supporter Party Of The First Part

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: floppy sadistic corner marketing idea

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Sooty trailer park rigpig

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: floppy sadistic corner marketing idea

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: floppy sadistic corner marketing idea

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Sapphire coffee pot

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Sooty trailer park rigpig

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Flushed Famous Landscape Painting

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: sinister khaki boiling water

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary hominid

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Sapphire coffee pot



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Passionate lodge nowag

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: hairraiser hideous place of business community account



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: exciting pale toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: 180 mint candlestick maker garrison

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)