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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
indecent dull boiling water
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Irradiated native elastic band
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
appetizing becky
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Ruby sickened lodge boistinker
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Passionate Rebellious Pit Messiness
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
glassy glittery personal credit line locus
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
federal coiffed cruise ship
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
racy outnumbered foreskin associate
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
startling drab dilemma
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
cyan mildly autistic stock car
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
brilliant resort internal respiration
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Walnut adventurous quadroon forum
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Godawful Antidepressant Drug Address
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
exhilarant honey-headed area partner
  06/30/25
cr
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
startling drab dilemma
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
fighting razzmatazz potus
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Walnut adventurous quadroon forum
  06/30/25
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Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
brilliant resort internal respiration
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
exhilarant honey-headed area partner
  06/30/25
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Impressive charismatic bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
*bussy
supple office french chef
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
glassy glittery personal credit line locus
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Cerebral carnelian multi-billionaire institution
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Angry library ladyboy
  06/30/25
fuck
brilliant resort internal respiration
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Cerebral carnelian multi-billionaire institution
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
indecent dull boiling water
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
brilliant resort internal respiration
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
fighting razzmatazz potus
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
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Comical digit ratio
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Rose Hissy Fit Whorehouse
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Flatulent erotic community account
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
contagious bonkers shitlib hell
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Flatulent erotic community account
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Flatulent erotic community account
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
vengeful macaca rigpig
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
soul-stirring chestnut school cafeteria jewess
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Pearly Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
tcr
Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
just jump
Cheese-eating trailer park preventive strike
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
...
thriller jap field
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
white aromatic point
  06/30/25
wow
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Rusted pistol
  06/30/25
JFC man
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
racy outnumbered foreskin associate
  06/30/25
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Cheese-eating trailer park preventive strike
  06/30/25
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brilliant resort internal respiration
  06/30/25
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Walnut adventurous quadroon forum
  06/30/25
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Onyx Bearded Plaza
  06/30/25
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charcoal motley hall
  06/30/25
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soul-stirring chestnut school cafeteria jewess
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Pearly Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Rose Hissy Fit Whorehouse
  06/30/25
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Vibrant windowlicker lay
  07/01/25
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Impressive charismatic bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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Exciting purple main people chapel
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
marvelous crystalline electric furnace knife
  07/01/25
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Cerise Den Liquid Oxygen
  07/01/25
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appetizing becky
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Passionate Rebellious Pit Messiness
  06/30/25
bro
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
...
Pearly Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
lol
Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
...
Deep mind-boggling church building
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Yapping police squad
  06/30/25
jfc
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
startling drab dilemma
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Onyx Bearded Plaza
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
charcoal motley hall
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Yapping police squad
  07/01/25
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contagious bonkers shitlib hell
  07/01/25
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charcoal motley hall
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Cerise Den Liquid Oxygen
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
green party of the first part
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
fighting razzmatazz potus
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
brilliant resort internal respiration
  06/30/25
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burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/01/25
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mewling idiot
  07/01/25
lol
Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
...
Cheese-eating trailer park preventive strike
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
hairless vivacious therapy hominid
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Chest-beating histrionic heaven
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Internet-worthy Ticket Booth Famous Landscape Painting
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
at-the-ready gaping
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Violent Sanctuary
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
mewling idiot
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Aphrodisiac Lemon Psychic
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
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burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Impressive charismatic bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
😟
floppy slimy hospital crotch
  07/01/25
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learning disabled painfully honest public bath
  07/01/25
holy shit
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
mewling idiot
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Avocado ungodly step-uncle's house useless brakes
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Cerise Den Liquid Oxygen
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
glassy glittery personal credit line locus
  07/01/25
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burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Cerise Den Liquid Oxygen
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Cerise Den Liquid Oxygen
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
white aromatic point
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
glassy glittery personal credit line locus
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
big-titted bronze location
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Impressive charismatic bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Ultramarine volcanic crater
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/06/25
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white aromatic point
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Soggy Insecure Halford Orchestra Pit
  07/06/25
...
charcoal motley hall
  07/06/25
lol
Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard
  07/07/25
wow
burgundy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: indecent dull boiling water

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Irradiated native elastic band

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: appetizing becky

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Ruby sickened lodge boistinker

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Passionate Rebellious Pit Messiness

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: glassy glittery personal credit line locus

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: federal coiffed cruise ship

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: racy outnumbered foreskin associate

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: startling drab dilemma

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic stock car

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: brilliant resort internal respiration

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Walnut adventurous quadroon forum

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Godawful Antidepressant Drug Address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: exhilarant honey-headed area partner

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: startling drab dilemma

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: fighting razzmatazz potus

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Walnut adventurous quadroon forum

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: brilliant resort internal respiration

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: exhilarant honey-headed area partner

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Impressive charismatic bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: supple office french chef

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: glassy glittery personal credit line locus

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cerebral carnelian multi-billionaire institution

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Angry library ladyboy

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: brilliant resort internal respiration

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Cerebral carnelian multi-billionaire institution

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: indecent dull boiling water

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: brilliant resort internal respiration

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: fighting razzmatazz potus

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Comical digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Rose Hissy Fit Whorehouse

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Flatulent erotic community account

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: contagious bonkers shitlib hell

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Flatulent erotic community account

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Flatulent erotic community account

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vengeful macaca rigpig

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut school cafeteria jewess

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Pearly Old Irish Cottage

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Cheese-eating trailer park preventive strike

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: thriller jap field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: white aromatic point

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Rusted pistol

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: racy outnumbered foreskin associate

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating trailer park preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: brilliant resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Walnut adventurous quadroon forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Onyx Bearded Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: charcoal motley hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut school cafeteria jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Pearly Old Irish Cottage

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Rose Hissy Fit Whorehouse

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Vibrant windowlicker lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Impressive charismatic bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Exciting purple main people chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline electric furnace knife

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Cerise Den Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: appetizing becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Passionate Rebellious Pit Messiness

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Pearly Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Deep mind-boggling church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Yapping police squad

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: startling drab dilemma

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Onyx Bearded Plaza

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: charcoal motley hall

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Yapping police squad

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: contagious bonkers shitlib hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: charcoal motley hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Cerise Den Liquid Oxygen

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: green party of the first part

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: fighting razzmatazz potus

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: brilliant resort internal respiration

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: mewling idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating trailer park preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: hairless vivacious therapy hominid

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Chest-beating histrionic heaven

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Ticket Booth Famous Landscape Painting

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: at-the-ready gaping

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Violent Sanctuary

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mewling idiot

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Lemon Psychic

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Impressive charismatic bawdyhouse

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: floppy slimy hospital crotch

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: learning disabled painfully honest public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mewling idiot

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Avocado ungodly step-uncle's house useless brakes

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Cerise Den Liquid Oxygen

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: glassy glittery personal credit line locus

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Cerise Den Liquid Oxygen

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Cerise Den Liquid Oxygen

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: white aromatic point

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: glassy glittery personal credit line locus

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: big-titted bronze location

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Impressive charismatic bawdyhouse

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine volcanic crater

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: white aromatic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Soggy Insecure Halford Orchestra Pit

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: charcoal motley hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Stimulating telephone haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like queen of the night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)