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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Cracking walnut corner private investor
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
burgundy hairy legs
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Coral Razzle-dazzle Senate
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Hairraiser son of senegal home
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Territorial nursing home electric furnace
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Crimson cerebral famous landscape painting half-breed
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
sienna station
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Odious clear space
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
flushed galvanic dopamine native
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
supple library dragon
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Big scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
abusive windowlicker abode
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
charcoal boyish gas station
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
onyx base people who are hurt
  06/30/25
cr
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
flushed galvanic dopamine native
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
sable marvelous national security agency stage
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
abusive windowlicker abode
  06/30/25
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excitant school hissy fit
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Big scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
onyx base people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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concupiscible background story sanctuary
  07/01/25
*bussy
Sinister pale brethren potus
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Crimson cerebral famous landscape painting half-breed
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Scarlet messiness resort
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
bossy mentally impaired boiling water
  06/30/25
fuck
Big scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Scarlet messiness resort
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Cracking walnut corner private investor
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Big scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
sable marvelous national security agency stage
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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Insane haunted graveyard
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
garnet internet-worthy bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
heady area
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
garnet internet-worthy bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
excitant school hissy fit
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
garnet internet-worthy bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
180 lemon institution sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Arousing Pistol Menage
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
flatulent aphrodisiac kitty
  06/30/25
tcr
excitant school hissy fit
  07/01/25
just jump
fragrant nudist step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
...
mildly autistic electric den
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
khaki kitchen jewess
  06/30/25
wow
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
multi-colored ruby site mother
  06/30/25
JFC man
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Odious clear space
  06/30/25
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fragrant nudist step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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Big scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
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abusive windowlicker abode
  06/30/25
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Wild beta locale
  06/30/25
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red newt tattoo
  06/30/25
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Arousing Pistol Menage
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
flatulent aphrodisiac kitty
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
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buff hell twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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concupiscible background story sanctuary
  07/01/25
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fantasy-prone dog poop
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
haunting insanely creepy university
  07/01/25
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purple therapy house
  07/01/25
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Coral Razzle-dazzle Senate
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Territorial nursing home electric furnace
  06/30/25
bro
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
...
flatulent aphrodisiac kitty
  06/30/25
lol
excitant school hissy fit
  07/01/25
...
jet exciting forum trump supporter
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
zombie-like well-lubricated mood set
  06/30/25
jfc
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
flushed galvanic dopamine native
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Wild beta locale
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
red newt tattoo
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
excitant school hissy fit
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
zombie-like well-lubricated mood set
  07/01/25
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heady area
  07/01/25
...
red newt tattoo
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
purple therapy house
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
talented toilet seat
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
sable marvelous national security agency stage
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Big scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
...
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  07/01/25
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Beady-eyed elastic band circlehead
  07/01/25
lol
excitant school hissy fit
  07/01/25
...
fragrant nudist step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
ebony dilemma
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
misunderstood stubborn liquid oxygen theatre
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Sick National
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Lascivious magical immigrant
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
stirring office
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Beady-eyed elastic band circlehead
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
bateful ratface hall
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
excitant school hissy fit
  07/01/25
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House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
concupiscible background story sanctuary
  07/01/25
😟
ocher parlor
  07/01/25
...
bat shit crazy stag film boltzmann
  07/01/25
holy shit
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Beady-eyed elastic band circlehead
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
cobalt out-of-control voyeur
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
purple therapy house
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Crimson cerebral famous landscape painting half-breed
  07/01/25
...
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
purple therapy house
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
purple therapy house
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
khaki kitchen jewess
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Crimson cerebral famous landscape painting half-breed
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Flirting hyperventilating property volcanic crater
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
concupiscible background story sanctuary
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Spectacular sadistic multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  07/06/25
...
khaki kitchen jewess
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
godawful comical piazza
  07/06/25
...
red newt tattoo
  07/06/25
lol
excitant school hissy fit
  07/07/25
wow
House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Cracking walnut corner private investor

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: burgundy hairy legs

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Coral Razzle-dazzle Senate

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser son of senegal home

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Territorial nursing home electric furnace

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Crimson cerebral famous landscape painting half-breed

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: sienna station

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Odious clear space

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: flushed galvanic dopamine native

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: supple library dragon

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Big scourge upon the earth

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: abusive windowlicker abode

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: charcoal boyish gas station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: onyx base people who are hurt

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: flushed galvanic dopamine native

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sable marvelous national security agency stage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: abusive windowlicker abode

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: excitant school hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Big scourge upon the earth

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: onyx base people who are hurt

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: concupiscible background story sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Sinister pale brethren potus

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Crimson cerebral famous landscape painting half-breed

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Scarlet messiness resort

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: bossy mentally impaired boiling water

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Big scourge upon the earth

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Scarlet messiness resort

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Cracking walnut corner private investor

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Big scourge upon the earth

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: sable marvelous national security agency stage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Insane haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Jet-lagged range

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: garnet internet-worthy bawdyhouse

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: heady area

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: garnet internet-worthy bawdyhouse

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: excitant school hissy fit

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: garnet internet-worthy bawdyhouse

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: 180 lemon institution sweet tailpipe

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Arousing Pistol Menage

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: flatulent aphrodisiac kitty

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: excitant school hissy fit

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: fragrant nudist step-uncle's house

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic electric den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: khaki kitchen jewess

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby site mother

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Odious clear space

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fragrant nudist step-uncle's house



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Big scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: abusive windowlicker abode



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Wild beta locale



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: red newt tattoo



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Arousing Pistol Menage



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: flatulent aphrodisiac kitty

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged range

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: buff hell twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: concupiscible background story sanctuary



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: fantasy-prone dog poop



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: haunting insanely creepy university

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: purple therapy house



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Coral Razzle-dazzle Senate



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Territorial nursing home electric furnace

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: flatulent aphrodisiac kitty



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: excitant school hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: jet exciting forum trump supporter



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: zombie-like well-lubricated mood set

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: flushed galvanic dopamine native

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Wild beta locale

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: red newt tattoo

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: excitant school hissy fit

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: zombie-like well-lubricated mood set

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: heady area



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: red newt tattoo



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: purple therapy house

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: talented toilet seat

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: sable marvelous national security agency stage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Big scourge upon the earth

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed elastic band circlehead



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: excitant school hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: fragrant nudist step-uncle's house



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: ebony dilemma

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: misunderstood stubborn liquid oxygen theatre

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Sick National

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Lascivious magical immigrant

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: stirring office

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed elastic band circlehead

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bateful ratface hall

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: excitant school hissy fit

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: concupiscible background story sanctuary

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: ocher parlor

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: bat shit crazy stag film boltzmann



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed elastic band circlehead

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: cobalt out-of-control voyeur

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: purple therapy house

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Crimson cerebral famous landscape painting half-breed

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: purple therapy house

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: purple therapy house

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: khaki kitchen jewess

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Crimson cerebral famous landscape painting half-breed

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Flirting hyperventilating property volcanic crater

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: concupiscible background story sanctuary

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Spectacular sadistic multi-billionaire

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: khaki kitchen jewess



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: godawful comical piazza

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: red newt tattoo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: excitant school hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: House-broken Sex Offender Meetinghouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)