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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Buck-toothed ceo gaping
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
aromatic national
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Buck-toothed ceo gaping
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
aromatic national
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Buck-toothed ceo gaping
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
aromatic national
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Buck-toothed ceo gaping
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
aromatic national
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Buck-toothed ceo gaping
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
aromatic national
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Buck-toothed ceo gaping
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
effete metal travel guidebook
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Buck-toothed ceo gaping
  08/18/13
k
effete metal travel guidebook
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Buck-toothed ceo gaping
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
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  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Wonderful garrison
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Buck-toothed ceo gaping
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Wonderful garrison
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Buck-toothed ceo gaping
  08/18/13
180
Wonderful garrison
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
aromatic national
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Buck-toothed ceo gaping
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
aromatic national
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
Rusted institution corn cake
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: aromatic national

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: aromatic national

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: aromatic national

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: aromatic national

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: aromatic national

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: effete metal travel guidebook

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: effete metal travel guidebook

k

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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: flirting senate pozpig

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: irradiated hilarious chad

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: orange hairraiser depressive toaster



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Cracking striped hyena



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: blathering headpube

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: irradiated hilarious chad



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: misanthropic location



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: french theater factory reset button



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: titillating business firm

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Garnet stimulating wrinkle

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: saffron step-uncle's house personal credit line

what is a butt plug

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison

180

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: aromatic national

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: aromatic national

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: aromatic national

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: aromatic national

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Odious Box Office



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: orange hairraiser depressive toaster

crying laughing at this

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Cerebral Public Bath Generalized Bond

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: iridescent gaming laptop son of senegal

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Violent patrolman



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: irradiated hilarious chad



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Angry multi-colored national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Galvanic snowy athletic conference trailer park

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Chestnut Nibblets Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Peach Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: carmine rough-skinned market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: bespoke vibrant parlour jewess

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Nudist Lodge

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: spectacular rehab giraffe

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: spectacular rehab giraffe

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: dead goal in life

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Nudist Lodge

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: effete metal travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: shimmering fiercely-loyal stag film black woman

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Chestnut Nibblets Dingle Berry

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Cerebral Public Bath Generalized Bond

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: irradiated hilarious chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Opaque outnumbered half-breed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Opaque outnumbered half-breed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: irradiated hilarious chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: carmine rough-skinned market

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Garnet stimulating wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: misanthropic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: tan dilemma

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Rusted institution corn cake

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Rusted institution corn cake

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Rusted institution corn cake

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Rusted institution corn cake

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: house-broken provocative mother

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Rusted institution corn cake

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Rusted institution corn cake

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Rusted institution corn cake

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: house-broken provocative mother

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: talented umber hell

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: light address voyeur

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Rusted institution corn cake

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Rusted institution corn cake

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Rusted institution corn cake

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: saffron step-uncle's house personal credit line

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: saffron step-uncle's house personal credit line

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: maniacal puce shrine

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: maniacal puce shrine

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Rusted institution corn cake

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Orchid fragrant forum nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic crimson filthpig sanctuary

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Copper curious knife elastic band

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Onyx Motley Hunting Ground Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: burgundy arousing cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: fuchsia mind-boggling electric furnace

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: laughsome amber deer antler immigrant

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready vivacious locus

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: chocolate halford bawdyhouse

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: orange hairraiser depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: vigorous rose school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Onyx Motley Hunting Ground Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: White space affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Cerebral Public Bath Generalized Bond

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Orchid fragrant forum nowag



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#50002879)