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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
bipolar theater stage
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Blue property
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
...
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  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Vivacious locale party of the first part
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Blue property
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Vivacious locale party of the first part
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Blue property
  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Fighting trust fund
  03/03/24
...
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  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
jet concupiscible place of business
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
bipolar theater stage
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
black shrine legend
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
bipolar theater stage
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
black shrine legend
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Chartreuse Appetizing Cruise Ship Tank
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Onyx Balding Really Tough Guy
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
trip orchestra pit
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Chestnut exhilarant pit blood rage
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
frum purple hall
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Bateful Crackhouse
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Irradiated bespoke brethren
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
...
Bonkers Trump Supporter Regret
  03/02/24
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indecent church building
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Bonkers Trump Supporter Regret
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
...
Brass stag film
  03/03/24
...
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the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
bipolar theater stage
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
deep gas station
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
bipolar theater stage
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
deep gas station
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Vivacious locale party of the first part
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
bipolar theater stage
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Soul-stirring crawly round eye resort
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
bipolar theater stage
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
buff roommate step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
haunting becky center
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
bipolar theater stage
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Insane odious principal's office keepsake machete
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Chestnut exhilarant pit blood rage
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Onyx Balding Really Tough Guy
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Irradiated bespoke brethren
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Chartreuse Appetizing Cruise Ship Tank
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Irradiated bespoke brethren
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
scarlet stock car
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Beta Coiffed Range
  03/03/24
"shit"
Bateful Crackhouse
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Unholy rusted immigrant
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
bipolar theater stage
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Nudist windowlicker
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
bipolar theater stage
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
black shrine legend
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
bipolar theater stage
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
jet concupiscible place of business
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Beta Coiffed Range
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
bipolar theater stage
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
bipolar theater stage
  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Irradiated bespoke brethren
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Irradiated bespoke brethren
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
...
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Unholy rusted immigrant
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
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  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
bipolar theater stage
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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Lol’d at your moniker tyft
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  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Blue property

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Costumed library haunted graveyard

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: mint passionate telephone sanctuary



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Vivacious locale party of the first part

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Blue property

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Vivacious locale party of the first part

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Blue property

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Brass stag film

lmao

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Fighting trust fund

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: indigo wonderful business firm bbw



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: jet concupiscible place of business

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: black shrine legend

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: black shrine legend

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Chartreuse Appetizing Cruise Ship Tank

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Onyx Balding Really Tough Guy

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: trip orchestra pit

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Chestnut exhilarant pit blood rage

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: frum purple hall

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Bateful Crackhouse

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Irradiated bespoke brethren

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: rough-skinned poppy locus karate

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Bonkers Trump Supporter Regret



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: indecent church building



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Bonkers Trump Supporter Regret

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: indecent church building

the lack of answer is the answer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Brass stag film



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Godawful Laughsome Address



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Electric nowag

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: deep gas station

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: deep gas station

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling home son of senegal

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Vivacious locale party of the first part

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crawly round eye resort

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: buff roommate step-uncle's house

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: haunting becky center

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Insane odious principal's office keepsake machete

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Chestnut exhilarant pit blood rage

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Onyx Balding Really Tough Guy

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Irradiated bespoke brethren

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse Appetizing Cruise Ship Tank

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Irradiated bespoke brethren

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: scarlet stock car

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Beta Coiffed Range

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Bateful Crackhouse

"shit"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: bisexual lime main people athletic conference

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Silver potus idiot

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Excitant field prole

O fortuitous anal cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Crystalline Partner

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Beta Coiffed Range

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: mischievous antidepressant drug

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Unholy rusted immigrant

Did his dick hurt

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shitlib

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: titillating claret dilemma voyeur

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Nudist windowlicker

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: black shrine legend

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: jet concupiscible place of business

Excellent flame

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Beta Coiffed Range

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Irate rose sex offender area

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Irate rose sex offender area

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: vengeful nighttime lodge turdskin



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Chartreuse Appetizing Cruise Ship Tank

you'll get through this, brother

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Orchid rigor

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Irradiated bespoke brethren

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Irradiated bespoke brethren

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: frum purple hall

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Orchid rigor



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Irate rose sex offender area

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Cowardly Topaz Nursing Home

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: indigo wonderful business firm bbw



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy reading party school



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: adulterous chapel



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Chestnut exhilarant pit blood rage

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Hideous sandwich

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: swollen sapphire site



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: dark very tactful school cafeteria philosopher-king

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: mint passionate telephone sanctuary



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Hideous sandwich

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Orchid rigor

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: hairraiser hospital cuckoldry

What all can you eat on this diet

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: mischievous antidepressant drug

Godspeed, brother.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Unholy rusted immigrant

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Nudist windowlicker

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: swollen sapphire site

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Ty for the support bros

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Really Tough Guy

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison circlehead



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: vengeful nighttime lodge turdskin



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Arousing Sable Stage

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Chestnut exhilarant pit blood rage

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Hideous sandwich

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: bipolar theater stage

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Adventurous queen of the night

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Onyx Balding Really Tough Guy

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: bipolar theater stage

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: mint passionate telephone sanctuary

Wishing you the best bro

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: vengeful nighttime lodge turdskin



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: henna gaming laptop kitty cat

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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Soggy Bossy Piazza Laser Beams

be well and get well, brother.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: exciting violet parlor

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse Appetizing Cruise Ship Tank



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Unholy rusted immigrant

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Marvelous bronze fat ankles kitchen

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy reading party school

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cobalt sneaky criminal institution

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: dark very tactful school cafeteria philosopher-king

We here for you brother

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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Irate rose sex offender area

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Canary rehab clown

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



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