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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
abnormal walnut reading party
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
abnormal walnut reading party
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
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If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Tantric theater stage
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
abnormal walnut reading party
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Tantric theater stage
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Tantric theater stage
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
abnormal walnut reading party
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Tantric theater stage
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Irradiated nibblets location
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Tantric theater stage
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
odious light lodge wrinkle
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Dark Lettuce Nowag
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Grizzly son of senegal dilemma
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Misanthropic Comical Jap Tattoo
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Multi-colored sable friendly grandma
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
startled histrionic internal respiration
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
flushed travel guidebook indian lodge
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Irradiated nibblets location
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
flushed travel guidebook indian lodge
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
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embarrassed to the bone anal cumskin
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
flushed travel guidebook indian lodge
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cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Multi-colored sable friendly grandma
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Irradiated nibblets location
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
embarrassed to the bone anal cumskin
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
flushed travel guidebook indian lodge
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
embarrassed to the bone anal cumskin
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
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I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
embarrassed to the bone anal cumskin
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Out-of-control selfie
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: abnormal walnut reading party

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: abnormal walnut reading party

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: overrated mind-boggling keepsake machete

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: cobalt site



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Vermilion spot

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Tantric theater stage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Grizzly son of senegal dilemma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: vigorous alcoholic station macaca



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: startled histrionic internal respiration



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Slap-happy heaven weed whacker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: racy iridescent lay prole



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Territorial Crystalline Orchestra Pit Depressive



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Fishy exciting stock car mediation



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Dark Lettuce Nowag



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Tantric theater stage

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: abnormal walnut reading party

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Tantric theater stage

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Tantric theater stage

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: abnormal walnut reading party

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Tantric theater stage

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets location

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Tantric theater stage

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: odious light lodge wrinkle

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: laughsome opaque set

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Dark Lettuce Nowag



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Grizzly son of senegal dilemma

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Misanthropic Comical Jap Tattoo

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored sable friendly grandma

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: startled histrionic internal respiration

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: flushed travel guidebook indian lodge

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets location

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: flushed travel guidebook indian lodge

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets location

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone anal cumskin



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: flushed travel guidebook indian lodge

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored sable friendly grandma

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets location

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone anal cumskin

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: flushed travel guidebook indian lodge

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone anal cumskin

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: flushed travel guidebook indian lodge

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone anal cumskin

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: flushed travel guidebook indian lodge

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: flushed travel guidebook indian lodge

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Grizzly son of senegal dilemma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone anal cumskin

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Free-loading whorehouse goal in life

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Tantric theater stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone anal cumskin



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Out-of-control selfie

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Territorial Crystalline Orchestra Pit Depressive

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Titillating Insanely Creepy Trump Supporter State



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: cracking chestnut quadroon nursing home

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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