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If your body doesn’t look like this at 49, u owe yourself an apology (Epah, pi

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl
irradiated smoky university organic girlfriend
  07/16/26
If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replac...
learning disabled locus
  07/16/26
I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
you might want to do just for men gel also I realize why...
Fragrant fortuitous meteor
  07/16/26
Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if...
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
you have gay voice iirc
Sepia locale
  07/17/26
lol
Effete Telephone
  07/17/26
Why does EVERYONE say that??
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/17/26
...
cowgod
  07/21/26
looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i ...
Judgmental Useless Brakes Wagecucks
  07/16/26
This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from ...
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.
Effete Telephone
  07/16/26
ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those...
rough-skinned stag film
  07/16/26
it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shor...
rough-skinned stag film
  07/16/26
Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's short...
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?
spectacular theatre digit ratio
  07/16/26
I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
...
Motley karate pit
  07/16/26
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electric unhinged friendly grandma
  07/16/26
...
Crystalline marvelous library
  07/16/26
The subtle incomplete redaction really solidifies this as 18...
electric unhinged friendly grandma
  07/16/26
...
slate swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap
  07/16/26
...
Mind-boggling state
  07/16/26
it was only subtle because his head is so tiny
Fragrant fortuitous meteor
  07/16/26
seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts
stimulating hilarious internal respiration
  07/16/26
...
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
...
transparent low-t milk kitty
  07/17/26
Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too ...
learning disabled locus
  07/16/26
I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor...
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
It is objectively healthier. We're conditioned to look at ...
learning disabled locus
  07/16/26
That's top .01% for his age.
Crystalline marvelous library
  07/16/26
You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should ...
aphrodisiac twisted senate
  07/16/26
ty
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
are you not constantly reminded of that while going about yo...
Motley karate pit
  07/16/26
If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology
trip office
  07/16/26
for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.
Fragrant fortuitous meteor
  07/16/26
if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, b...
boyish national roommate
  07/16/26
An apology for the censorship
disgusting trailer park therapy
  07/16/26
Worthless pic without that COCK
disgusting trailer park therapy
  07/16/26
zoom in for a free gift breh
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
Ily
disgusting trailer park therapy
  07/16/26
Show us your COCK
Brindle den
  07/16/26
...
disgusting trailer park therapy
  07/16/26
Come see me first thing tomorrow morning. We need to discus...
Mind-boggling state
  07/16/26
...
Brindle den
  07/17/26
(Lacks attention to detail)
soul-stirring nofapping new version
  07/16/26
...
transparent low-t milk kitty
  07/17/26
...
Brindle den
  07/17/26
...
Mischievous Razzmatazz Public Bath
  07/17/26
(missed interaction of clause 7.6 and cock)
Mischievous Razzmatazz Public Bath
  07/17/26
Honest curiosity about your diet and exercise these days. Do...
Outnumbered Athletic Conference Gay Wizard
  07/16/26
I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exerc...
Charcoal hall
  07/16/26
ty. it's right there ^^
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?
electric unhinged friendly grandma
  07/16/26
It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.
electric unhinged friendly grandma
  07/16/26
Did you know that the PopSocket founders were a bunch of dis...
Mind-boggling state
  07/16/26
No LOL holy shit. https://spot.colorado.edu/~tooley/David...
electric unhinged friendly grandma
  07/16/26
A good buddy ran in their social circles before becoming a l...
Mind-boggling state
  07/16/26
I think that was part of appeal of becoming a professor! Wha...
electric unhinged friendly grandma
  07/16/26
this is what libs took from you probably ~50% of my profs...
rough-skinned stag film
  07/17/26
Rofl 180
Crystalline marvelous library
  07/16/26
Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you ...
Mind-boggling state
  07/16/26
...
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
EPAH is a god tier poaster
soul-stirring nofapping new version
  07/16/26
I want to hate him so bad
mentally impaired misanthropic parlor
  07/16/26
...
Brindle den
  07/17/26
How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hi...
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/16/26
Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 ti...
flesh church building dopamine
  07/16/26
I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies
soul-stirring nofapping new version
  07/17/26
gorgeous guy. all the torpedos, surfing, and time on the be...
Sooty infuriating jew doctorate
  07/17/26
Thank you for the compliment of “beautiful body.&rdquo...
Drunken Ceo
  07/17/26
...
Sooty infuriating jew doctorate
  07/17/26
Median 70 year old looks younger than you Tattoos are a d...
Lilac haunted graveyard
  07/17/26
It's amazing people poast stuff like this and don't think it...
electric unhinged friendly grandma
  07/17/26
No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness
Bull Headed Maniacal Box Office Mood
  07/17/26
...
embarrassed to the bone salmon scourge upon the earth address
  07/17/26
A lot of criticism ITT, but no pictures demonstrating the cr...
learning disabled locus
  07/17/26
I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT. I do, h...
Bull Headed Maniacal Box Office Mood
  07/17/26
(seething quotemo)
electric unhinged friendly grandma
  07/17/26
haha great nudes, really awesome content. hmu if ur looking ...
rough-skinned stag film
  07/17/26
...
frozen heady kitchen stain
  07/17/26
...
Bull Headed Maniacal Box Office Mood
  07/17/26
...
valar vettiri morghulis
  07/21/26
https://ibb.co/twYYHP7Y OP otoh shaves his chest, has stu...
sol rosenberg
  07/23/26
OP is Jerome Powell
Underhanded stage rigor
  07/17/26
you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.
Know-it-all marketing idea house
  07/17/26
he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in sa...
Chestnut Location
  07/17/26
the "vertical crust"
rough-skinned stag film
  07/17/26
that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. ha...
Crystalline marvelous library
  07/17/26
nah this dood's work is 180
Chestnut Location
  07/17/26
Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer c...
flushed slippery hospital striped hyena
  07/17/26
I apologize, okay?
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/17/26
whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you...
mahogany mother
  07/17/26
I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/17/26
it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.
Effete Telephone
  07/17/26
Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk ...
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/17/26
We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.
Effete Telephone
  07/17/26
Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur....
Diverse cyan dingle berry
  07/17/26
Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.
  07/20/26
have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? d...
Kenneth Play
  07/21/26
...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/21/26
Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last...
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  07/21/26
I will never age. I will never "get old."
Penis Head
  07/21/26
You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I&rsquo...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/21/26
Just noticed this thread and was going to say this
Fucking Fuckface
  07/21/26
I’ll post an update at 59
Penis Head
  07/21/26
...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/21/26
i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the a...
,.,....,..,.,.,,,,..,..,.,..,.,.,.,...
  07/22/26
Do you have any advice for a person who’s neither gay ...
Penis Head
  07/22/26
Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice t...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/22/26
LOL definitely not fillers but I agree about dying the hair ...
Mictecacihuatl
  07/24/26
very impressive but sorry brother you have no credibility on...
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  07/23/26
I really like it here. 🐶
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post
nude litigator
  07/23/26
...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
Sorry about <><><>bad genes<><>...
Penis Head
  07/23/26
Bombs Over Baghdad I also remember him insisting he did...
semenacre
  07/24/26
I have upper body hair, just not very much and it gets bleac...
Penis Head
  07/24/26
Ooops! Epah poasting under his burner account
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  07/24/26
Lol, are you new here? See the username in the OP. This is ...
Penis Head
  07/24/26
I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
That is the greatest disparity of apparent age in face and b...
semenacre
  07/24/26
...
nude litigator
  07/24/26
somebody once said he looks like one of those CGI ads about ...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/24/26
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRe9GZR...
Penis Head
  07/24/26
do u need help setting up ur tape player grandpa
Nude Karlstack
  07/24/26
lol, it had worked for me originally
Penis Head
  07/25/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004809)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: irradiated smoky university organic girlfriend

You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004812)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: learning disabled locus

If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replacement dosage. The traps & delts easily give it way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004848)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004868)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor

you might want to do just for men gel

also I realize why you vote democrat, married a black woman, and post nudes for men on a nearly men only-chat blog.

YOU'RE A self-loathing FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005240)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if you want the unredacted version

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005290)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Sepia locale

you have gay voice iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007403)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Effete Telephone

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007411)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

Why does EVERYONE say that??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007412)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50013899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Judgmental Useless Brakes Wagecucks

looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i guess women of a certain disposition like them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004814)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from AM to lure her over a couple weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004874)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Effete Telephone

I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004818)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned stag film

ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those shorts brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004819)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned stag film

it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shorts. carry on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004822)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's shorts is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004864)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: spectacular theatre digit ratio

why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004824)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004867)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Motley karate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004886)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: electric unhinged friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004923)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Crystalline marvelous library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004969)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: electric unhinged friendly grandma

The subtle incomplete redaction really solidifies this as 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004934)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: slate swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004942)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005190)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor

it was only subtle because his head is so tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005243)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: stimulating hilarious internal respiration

seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004825)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004880)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: transparent low-t milk kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005659)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: learning disabled locus

Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too much cardio & too little gym.

TBF, I've dropped weight as I've gotten older. Apparently, maintaining a higher bodyweight & setting PRs is quite different in your 40s than in your 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004846)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor" said it's not good for one's heart to be unnaturally big, so I've stopped force-feeding myself to stay big. Down to like 195 or so now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: learning disabled locus

It is objectively healthier.

We're conditioned to look at IFBB pros and consider NPC guys to be "normal." The Frank Zanes will live much longer & healthier than the Nassar El Sonbatys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004912)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Crystalline marvelous library

That's top .01% for his age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004983)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac twisted senate

You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should start watching what I eat and occasionally go to the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004854)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004879)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Motley karate pit

are you not constantly reminded of that while going about your everyday life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004892)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: trip office

If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004871)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor

for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005242)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: boyish national roommate

if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, but credit for whatever your stack is, however your face looks 60, maybe put more effort into moisturizing or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004878)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: disgusting trailer park therapy

An apology for the censorship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004901)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: disgusting trailer park therapy

Worthless pic without that COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004895)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

zoom in for a free gift breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004903)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: disgusting trailer park therapy

Ily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004906)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Brindle den

Show us your COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004902)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: disgusting trailer park therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004910)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling state

Come see me first thing tomorrow morning. We need to discuss your lack of attention to detail. Our cleints expect more from us

Thx

Thank,

Terminally Stressed Out Service Partner About to Take It Out On You

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004957)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: Brindle den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005781)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring nofapping new version

(Lacks attention to detail)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005303)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: transparent low-t milk kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005660)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Brindle den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005665)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Mischievous Razzmatazz Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006090)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Mischievous Razzmatazz Public Bath

(missed interaction of clause 7.6 and cock)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006207)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Outnumbered Athletic Conference Gay Wizard

Honest curiosity about your diet and exercise these days. Do you still lift as much as you did 10 years ago? How strict are you keeping track of calories and macros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004926)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004943)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Charcoal hall

Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exercise routines for motivation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004936)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

ty. it's right there ^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004944)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: electric unhinged friendly grandma

Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004945)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004948)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: electric unhinged friendly grandma

180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004952)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling state

Did you know that the PopSocket founders were a bunch of disgraced philosophers who got run out of the academy on Me Too grounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004961)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: electric unhinged friendly grandma

No LOL holy shit.

https://spot.colorado.edu/~tooley/DavidBarnettAffair.html

Gonna read all this tomorrow, but LJL at higher ed. Notably this occurred before metoo and it was all about some report be wrote? Jfc.

Gonna read all this tomorrow. Things like this are always a good reminder on why the anti-woke reaction was necessary and how libs wanted us all dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004992)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling state

A good buddy ran in their social circles before becoming a lawyer and had gossiped about how messed up the entire philosophy field was with male profs and TAs hooking up with coeds. If anything, these guys were lucky to get run out ahead of the era of peak woke social media vindictiveness. I’m half surprised no one has tried to take a run at their plastic widget riches. Or maybe they have and their still rolling in it even after settlements with strong NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005013)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: electric unhinged friendly grandma

I think that was part of appeal of becoming a professor! What a complete rugpull. All those "Is they ANYTHING I can do for a better grade..." fantasies didn't come from nowhere.

Considering he already had his reputation damaged and extracted a settlement from CU, I would hope he wouldn't even pay a nuisance settlement on principle. Then again I've seen plenty of people do it just to be done with the nightmare. What a crock of shit. Glad this d00d maed it, countless others weren't so lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005028)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: rough-skinned stag film

this is what libs took from you

probably ~50% of my profs were married to a former student. This was nbd in the 70s and 80s when they were coming up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006228)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Crystalline marvelous library

Rofl 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004966)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling state

Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you look” hand gesture game for making other poasters look at your cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50004973)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005291)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring nofapping new version

EPAH is a god tier poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005298)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: mentally impaired misanthropic parlor

I want to hate him so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005308)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Brindle den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006232)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hidden” Imgur post in a thread with no more than 25 unique posters? Consuela?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005340)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: flesh church building dopamine

Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 times myself and am about to make it 110

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005518)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring nofapping new version

I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006242)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Sooty infuriating jew doctorate

gorgeous guy. all the torpedos, surfing, and time on the beach has been good for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005581)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Drunken Ceo

Thank you for the compliment of “beautiful body.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50005618)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Sooty infuriating jew doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007425)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Lilac haunted graveyard

Median 70 year old looks younger than you

Tattoos are a disaster too, enjoy those getting ickier (to yourself and everyone else) with each passing year 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006094)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: electric unhinged friendly grandma

It's amazing people poast stuff like this and don't think it reveals how seething they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006182)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Bull Headed Maniacal Box Office Mood

No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006208)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone salmon scourge upon the earth address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007417)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: learning disabled locus

A lot of criticism ITT, but no pictures demonstrating the critics' own physical superiority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006212)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Bull Headed Maniacal Box Office Mood

I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT.

I do, however, see a lot of really pathetic simping for EPAH from physically and financially inferior lawyers though 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006244)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: electric unhinged friendly grandma

(seething quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006250)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: rough-skinned stag film

haha great nudes, really awesome content. hmu if ur looking for co counsel on your next class action btw ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006259)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: frozen heady kitchen stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006301)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Bull Headed Maniacal Box Office Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006323)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50014042)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: sol rosenberg

https://ibb.co/twYYHP7Y

OP otoh shaves his chest, has stupid tattoos and castrates his children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50018962)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Underhanded stage rigor

OP is Jerome Powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006249)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Know-it-all marketing idea house

you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006274)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Chestnut Location

he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in san diego is 180 and invented a technique called "vertical restore": https://www.drkaram.com/gallery/?type=before-and-after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006296)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: rough-skinned stag film

the "vertical crust"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006311)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Crystalline marvelous library

that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. half of these people look like ghouls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006315)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Chestnut Location

nah this dood's work is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006326)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: flushed slippery hospital striped hyena

Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer conduct than what is transpiring here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50006458)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

I apologize, okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007398)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: mahogany mother

whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you take

i exercise regularly, eat clean but can't get rid of lingering visceral fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007401)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

I don't take "vitamins" or "supplements," both of which are likely flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007408)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Effete Telephone

it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007415)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk food + IF + IPA + exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007424)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Effete Telephone

We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007427)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Diverse cyan dingle berry

Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur.com/a/K98aYuA

More than 50% Irish though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50007438)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.


Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50013372)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? definitely not celibate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50013894)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50014634)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last time you posted a fully nude Pic but despite that I did jack off to your post (on both occasions)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50013931)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

I will never age. I will never "get old."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50014586)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I’d maybe believe 59.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50014617)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Just noticed this thread and was going to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50014720)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

I’ll post an update at 59

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50014800)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50014848)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: ,.,....,..,.,.,,,,..,..,.,..,.,.,.,...


i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the agepill. botox, tretinoin, some fillers, dye your hair. makes no sense to stay in good shape and look OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50016048)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 2:17 AM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

Do you have any advice for a person who’s neither gay nor a vain woman though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50016141)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 5:24 AM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50016280)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 5:11 AM
Author: Mictecacihuatl

LOL definitely not fillers but I agree about dying the hair and skin care

fillers look awful and can migrate to other places on your face. not worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50021190)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


very impressive but sorry brother you have no credibility on your no drugs/no mones claim.

-when you were much heavier and more muscular years ago XO bros would ask you about your routine and for eating you were always like "oh I gee I dunno, maybe just some health snacks during the day and then whatever chicken and veggies thing the housekeeper makes, I don't think about food!" that aww shucks routine was consistent for years when you would post your mirror selfies but then in this thread you admit to deliberately eating for mass until your doctor told you to knock it off.

-LOL in the past, where you look as yo udo here, you have repeatedly claimed to not shave your arms/stomach/pubes/etc. you either have some kind of rare below the neck alopecia or just another thing you can't cop to.

-you are a good dude but you have a giant ego and always obfuscate, muddle, or straight up BS about anything that casts you in an even slightly negative light. most wouldn't judge you for some juice but you are seeking attention here and for whatever reason prefer to posture as doing this effortlessly, or without 'cheating' (in your mind). riles the haters more! is probably the rationale but it's really just the extra dopamine of the 'this is nothing to me' flex.

-we know you know the power of hormones and you're certainly no stranger to talking to doctors about them.

-plenty of people younger and fitter who are very active daily including shit like surfing and don't maintain that level of rip. there are plenty of sloppy looking people on surfboards everywhere and many of them are working blue collar jobs or working out way more often. you could claim it's just excellent genes but you have also shown pictures of yourself much younger and you're not gifted. at 50, an hour a day of longboard surfing on the extremely chill breaks of waikiki where there are 75 and 10 year olds surfing plus one lifting session a week doesn't produce that kind of lean mass and core development without drugs and mor than maintenance lifting.

-you have and have always had visibly weak wrists and dainty hands, which is often a giveaway when they're not coordinate to a more developed physique.

you ain't fooled me son but understand i don't judge it either. i'll probably be signing up for the same stack when i am your age because i also can't stand to let it go.

and nice cock bro, great job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50018575)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)

I really like it here. 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50018944)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: nude litigator

I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50018986)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50019015)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

Sorry about <><><>bad genes<><><> and <><><>eating like shit<><><>

I don't think you've been following closely enough -- for at least 15 years I've complained here about having to forcefeed to keep my weight up.

And I'm sorry to hear that it makes you maf and jelly, but I've never done any supplements other than creatine, or done any drugs or hormones or anything like that. And I just don't have much upper body hair. Plenty of guys don't. I think if you review my ancestry.com report ^^ you'll find a lot of helpful info.

It's probably just a combination of IF and eating only real food. If you look back at beach pics from the 20s and 30s, you'll see that plenty of guys looked like me (except less muscle because lifting wasn't a thing)

But anyway, thank you for the compliment of lean mass and core development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50019598)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:00 AM
Author: semenacre

Bombs Over Baghdad

I also remember him insisting he didn't eat a lot. Then some ape detective poasted side-by-side pics demonstrating how shaved his forearms at some point between the two. This was in the pre-voluntary outing era when he was posting erect COCK photos to XO and humorlessly feuding with Halford RIP. Lord knows he isn't telling the truth about the Halford stuff. Have to also consider the extremely gay lisp voice's role in all this hmmmmm.

EPAH has become a top 10 content create in XO 2020-2026 and he likes it here, so I give as much grace as I can even though he is perennially full of shit. And consider this is clearly a lifelong <><><>NO MALE FRIENDS<><><> person so that also recommends some tolerance because he doesn't know any better. This is masculine competition for someone like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50021166)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

I have upper body hair, just not very much and it gets bleached in the sun: https://imgur.com/a/GeT5ELb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50022809)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Ooops! Epah poasting under his burner account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50022823)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

Lol, are you new here? See the username in the OP. This is a "burner account" in the same way that "AZN girl feeding her dad bat soup" is a burner account of "AZN girl demanding White Meat Only at Panda Express"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50022908)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)

I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t look like this”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50018964)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:01 AM
Author: semenacre

That is the greatest disparity of apparent age in face and body I have seen in years. The torso of a 25 year old paired with the face of a 60 year old is jarring. Frankly, at that age, I'd take a slightly younger face and just an average body over that package.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50021167)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: nude litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50021469)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

somebody once said he looks like one of those CGI ads about berries: "Doctors HATE him"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2).#50021474)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

do u need help setting up ur tape player grandpa

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Date: July 25th, 2026 2:16 AM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

lol, it had worked for me originally

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